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Raphael Fischer
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Dangerously enthusiastic about mulling
Watching some of South East London's Facebook users get massively radicalised over ULEZ was wild, and I think it's a way more interesting case study in social media and political vandalism than any of the lamppost flags
January 29, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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You can watch Up Helly Aa live the nicht. Its always a sight when they set fire to the boat.

#UpHellyAa
#Shetland
Live from Lerwick, Shetland: Up Helly Aa 2026 torchlit procession and Viking galley burning.
YouTube video by Promote Shetland
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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The Nobel Peace Prize becoming so prestigious that wars are fought over a head of state coveting it is some real monkey paw stuff for Alfred Nobel.
January 19, 2026 at 8:47 AM
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Today is the 5 year anniversary to when I slowly started losing my mind during the pandemic and began dressing up as works of art.

As my Twitter account has long been abandoned, why not make a thread of my madness on BlueSky?

This was “The Maid” by Wilhelm August Lebrecht Amberg, from 1862
April 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
How 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 should 👏 your 👏 fund 👏 include 👏

Before 👏 your 👏 customers 👏 are 👏 screwed 👏

Keep 👏 your 👏 beta 👏 low 👏 and 👏 fixed 👏

Shrimps won't make you rich

www.refire-online.com/opinion/the-...
The Shrimp, the Pension Fund and the Billion-Euro Cavity
www.refire-online.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I'm not shomer Shabbat, but being at Limmud and having that cross-communal buy-in (at least for using phones publicly) was so surprisingly refreshing and felt so much easier with everyone else joining in
It's much more difficult to be shomer Shabbas if you don't have a community that is also shomer Shabbas, but no one is ready to have that conversation
January 10, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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The thing I like about Jesse is that he's a proper old school conspiracy theorist. Yeah, he believes in Bigfoot and UFOs but he never went down the QAnon rabbit hole.

Sure, we're hiding aliens at Area 51, but the Democrats being run by Satan-worshiping paedophiles at a pizza restaurant? Fuck off!
Former Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura - "I took an oath to defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic, since january 6th I view the Republican party as a domestic enemy of the constitution'
January 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I get that she's no longer frontbench, but it's weird to see Emily Thornberry become "senior Labour MP" after being one of their big names on camera
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
December 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My kingdom for a British Nordsee franchisee
At some sort of (chain?) German cuisine place in London and it strikes me we never really went big on German restaurants here did we? We should, it’s great, sausage and cabbage and cheese and beer is both the basis of a healthy diet and cheap to make.
December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Family have finally decided to try Minhag America and have Asian food for Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Tiny Tim did not die... that day. He died three weeks later in a bizarre accident involving a spooked horse, a cart load of barrels and a stained glass window, because Death's plan will not be denied.
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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We never see evidence that the rumors about Old Man Marley are false. what we DO see is him using the shovel as a deadly weapon, then deftly slipping away before the cops arrive.
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Latke? I hardly know 'er!
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A fine cat harvest coming down from the tree this year
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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we are going to need better language for talking about AI use, because it is entirely possible to "use AI" in the development process in a way that results in zero AI running in production
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I once had a bag of beans that claimed to taste of "purple jelly babies", which feels like some sort of Baudrillardian Simulacrum
Not enough people know about the Achewood relaunch, but one of its absolute best comics is about this very topic.

(It's paywalled on Patreon, so unfortunately I guess I should cut the punchline row) www.patreon.com/posts/0016-r...
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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> looking for a new ghola
> ask the Tleilaxu if their ghola is creepy or Duncan Idaho
> they don't understand
> I pull out illustrated diagram of what is creepy and what is Duncan Idaho
> they laugh and say "it's a good ghola sir"
> buy a ghola
> it's Duncan Idaho
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Sing of the dreidel, o clay-made spinner of heritage ancient
Rounding circuitous, dry and ready for gambling cocoa.
Dreidel, o dreidel, o clay-made spinner with which I will gamble.
So say the Muses, it has thin legs but I haven't seen them.
When it gets tired, it drops; upon said fall I'm a winner.
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM