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Russell Parker
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chicken-brained biological disaster

as seen in VT

well knowne a Strumpet lewd
Pinned
Slightly losing the plot watching this old Arena on Ken Dodd on BBC4, because I swear that’s a pile of #DoctorWho Target novelisations at the end there but the resolution’s too low for me to properly make them out.

I’m right though, ain’t I?
Anyone else hear Brian Butterfield’s voice in your head when you’re served ads for copyright-dodging pish like these?
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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DISCOMFORT BLANKET CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Begin your ghostly advent with the Broken Veil Two discussing Jonathan Miller's definitive M.R. James TV adaptation 'Whistle And I'll Come To You'...

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December 1, 2025 at 11:01 AM
It’s after midnight on a school night so I should definitely get my head down round about now OR, and bear with me on this, watch an episode of Out Of The Unknown based on a JG Ballard story on the themes of isolation and dehumanising brainwashing in outer space. Both fine options
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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The hair. The clothes. 🙌 #TheGenerationGame 📺
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Amazing work from the festival graphics team working hard, by hand, because they care.

(*image via @danielmaier.bsky.social).

We are now too close to the wall textures that you’re supposed to run past when doing medi pack and ammo pick-ups.

But we’re humans and this won’t do.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Everything needed to understand Britain rn is contained within. Carer doing the hardest job in the country. Needs to work 60 hours a week. Can’t sleep because their autistic child also needs care. Forced to forfeit the help they need to try and avoid it costing them twice as many visa renewals.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Me, flirting
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I am so IN i may never go out again, all my boxes ticked
Just noticed that Channel 4 has Anna and the Apocalypse available for free. It's the Scottish Christmas zombie musical comedy you didn't know you needed. It's seriously fun.

youtu.be/dfWIfwKJ7vA?...
ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE Official Trailer (2018)
YouTube video by Orion Pictures
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Find me a better intro

I'll wait

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Just received an angry email from somebody complaining they can’t work out how to send me their submission for next year’s Eurovision Song Contest, which suggests they have got quite spectacularly lost on the internet.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
-around 2010, a bunch of teenage girls asked me if I was Doctor Who

-in 2001, a flatmate asked me if I was the person who’d invented LSD, because he could totally see that

-in the mid nineties, a bunch of youths outside a chipshop called me Jesus

Having difficulty choosing between all those tbh
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
pleasing
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Could Starmer watch a video on his phone with volume on full blast, no headphones, on a train, next please?
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Has John Cleese had a bit of work done?
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My cartoon for this week's @newscientist.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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My poor paint job really elevates the piece under blacklight.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Unexpected casting @pussellrarker.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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14 words and not a single one wasted 👏👏👏
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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You can literally say what you want about trans people and the UK courts are fine with it.

This was a *child*
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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HERE! WE! FUCKING! GO! I have been making this show for TWO YEARS, it's finally going out this Christmas, Baby's First Production Credit is gonna be on R4 over the Radio Times Double Issue Window, baybeh! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM