Spaggle Bells
@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Staying delulu is the solulu 💡
Big old politics boys all up in my grill on a Sunday night.
I’m just a girl.
Put me in your will or shut up.
I’m just a girl.
Put me in your will or shut up.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Big old politics boys all up in my grill on a Sunday night.
I’m just a girl.
Put me in your will or shut up.
I’m just a girl.
Put me in your will or shut up.
Can’t believe this.
I have got hayfever about the Christmas tree.
If I were born 200 years ago, I’d live max 3 months.
I have got hayfever about the Christmas tree.
If I were born 200 years ago, I’d live max 3 months.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can’t believe this.
I have got hayfever about the Christmas tree.
If I were born 200 years ago, I’d live max 3 months.
I have got hayfever about the Christmas tree.
If I were born 200 years ago, I’d live max 3 months.
“Rudolph? Yea I ate him. Who’s askin?”
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Rudolph? Yea I ate him. Who’s askin?”
Being short has its benefits. I bought a Christmas tree and asked if they deliver and the man said it’s usually £15 but he’ll “waive that because you’ve got a disadvantage being short”
Thank you and also I will burn your house down
Thank you and also I will burn your house down
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Being short has its benefits. I bought a Christmas tree and asked if they deliver and the man said it’s usually £15 but he’ll “waive that because you’ve got a disadvantage being short”
Thank you and also I will burn your house down
Thank you and also I will burn your house down
I am so obsessed at just how bad Your Party is. It’s hilariously bad. A comedy of errors.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I am so obsessed at just how bad Your Party is. It’s hilariously bad. A comedy of errors.
Nutcracker heavy this year
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nutcracker heavy this year
I found a really cute tree topper angel in a charity shop but what are our thoughts on this? Did it, for example, belong to an old lady who died and the angel is now possessed and are we bringing the bad juju in? Or is that a cool Christmas tale to tell the grandkids?
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I found a really cute tree topper angel in a charity shop but what are our thoughts on this? Did it, for example, belong to an old lady who died and the angel is now possessed and are we bringing the bad juju in? Or is that a cool Christmas tale to tell the grandkids?
I went out for Christmas decorations and just kinda bought presents for the dog
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I went out for Christmas decorations and just kinda bought presents for the dog
I bought some teeth whitening product which is banned in the UK and my teeth are lovely and white but also feel like they were born in Chernobyl
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I bought some teeth whitening product which is banned in the UK and my teeth are lovely and white but also feel like they were born in Chernobyl
We have a new scent work game and now she can find dead bodies ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We have a new scent work game and now she can find dead bodies ❤️
I think I will likely vote Green in the next election. What’s everyone else feeling?
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I think I will likely vote Green in the next election. What’s everyone else feeling?
“There are no records on this”
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
“There are no records on this”
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
Another day another wank decision www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Labour ditches day-one protection from unfair dismissal in U-turn
The right will now be introduced after six months, in a breach of Labour's election manifesto.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Another day another wank decision www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
“You have left us no alternative” I read this in a real thick east end accent. Alright pal let’s go to the Queen Vic and hash if out.
I need the TV police to grow up.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“You have left us no alternative” I read this in a real thick east end accent. Alright pal let’s go to the Queen Vic and hash if out.
I would have been so happy to pay more tax if they had announced a defence spending uplift
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I would have been so happy to pay more tax if they had announced a defence spending uplift
I need the TV police to grow up.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I need the TV police to grow up.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You fucking moron, Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You fucking moron, Reeves
Taking a long fiscal drag on a fag
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Taking a long fiscal drag on a fag
“For the under 65s” BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“For the under 65s” BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD
Who’s that deputy speaker? A woman in a power suit HNNNGGGG
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Who’s that deputy speaker? A woman in a power suit HNNNGGGG
Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience