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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃
@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 6h
Me anywhere outside my home: do you think we can drink the tap water here
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 15h
It could be the flag people or it could be bad actors from countries who are good at it causing more dissent
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 15h
Just saw someone on Instagram bring home a puppy and they said “this is Chris” I’m screaming
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 15h
Sigh
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
Yeeeeaap
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
Tameka went way too hot round the table
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
How I snoop undetected
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
She’s too mouthy
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
I feel like Clare Balding is over-arsing her emotions. It’s coming across insincere…
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
Hurrah!! To better health and cheese 🧀 🥂
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
Someone set up a plenty of fish account with my email while I was out this evening and let me tell you- girl is getting LIKES

Lovely little confidence boost ♥️

Thank u whoever did that x
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 1d
I’m so sorry you had 2025 Covid. It’s had 5 years to turn into the absolute bitch. Are you feeling better now? Have all the cheese 🧀
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
Yes but dressed up as “please may we have more aggressive speed bumps and some bike barriers”
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
I just want everyone to shut the fuck up and get out of my way :(
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
Realised that emailing my MP correlates with the start of my period.
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
How many bots do u reckon are on the average Sky News House of Commons YouTube coverage RN?

I reckon 74% and I reckon nice split between Russia and China
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
I think it should be mandatory listening.
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
No I will not try not to drown in the bath Neil
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
Willow is right and correct and we should get placards for our dogs.

Shiba is the only dog that attacked Ruby - three times by the same dog!
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
Currently toasting some bread in here
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
HOW R U FINDING IT
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
I have 100000000 meetings and a slide deck to finish
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
She is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust her.
a woman walking down a hallway with yellow lockers and a sign on the wall that says ' e '
ALT: a woman walking down a hallway with yellow lockers and a sign on the wall that says ' e '
media.tenor.com
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yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
Took some codeine for the most dizzying period cramps I’ve had in a while. Then I took more because why is it not working in 4 minutes? And now it has been 30 minutes 🙃 pains gone but I can see extraterrestrials
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it’s spooky and it’s kooky 🎃 @yesmissmurphy.bsky.social · 2d
Look Joel; it’s not about the content of the comment- it’s about how much we can upset Susanna today KEEP UP
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