Spaggle Bells
@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social
Staying delulu is the solulu 💡
“Rudolph? Yea I ate him. Who’s askin?”
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“Rudolph? Yea I ate him. Who’s askin?”
Nutcracker heavy this year
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nutcracker heavy this year
Last year the dog got a little gingy and loved him to death so this year I got her a massive gingy.
I think I each year I will get her increasingly large gingies as an inside joke just between us.
I think I each year I will get her increasingly large gingies as an inside joke just between us.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Last year the dog got a little gingy and loved him to death so this year I got her a massive gingy.
I think I each year I will get her increasingly large gingies as an inside joke just between us.
I think I each year I will get her increasingly large gingies as an inside joke just between us.
We have a new scent work game and now she can find dead bodies ❤️
November 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
We have a new scent work game and now she can find dead bodies ❤️
“There are no records on this”
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
“There are no records on this”
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
Well, they’ve found receipts from 1981 of Farage being a huge Nazi. A three page letter from his school master.
Whoever is digging all this stuff on him; I hope you never get anything in your eye, I hope you live long and happy, I hope your hair is always great.
No he’s just signing the letters now, though he used to do that (I’ve looked at his career. He spent 7 months unemployed and put that as a job on LinkedIn). I’m going to find him on Facebook (where he definitely is)
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No he’s just signing the letters now, though he used to do that (I’ve looked at his career. He spent 7 months unemployed and put that as a job on LinkedIn). I’m going to find him on Facebook (where he definitely is)
POV: you’re a hiring manager looking at CVs for Christmas temps at Next.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
POV: you’re a hiring manager looking at CVs for Christmas temps at Next.
I found him and he looks exactly like I imagined he would.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I found him and he looks exactly like I imagined he would.
I need the TV police to grow up.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I need the TV police to grow up.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You’re coming to my home to sit and watch telly with me? You fucking weirdos. Get a life.
You fucking moron, Reeves
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You fucking moron, Reeves
“For the under 65s” BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“For the under 65s” BOILS MY FUCKING BLOOD
Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Reeves’ voice is such a sensory experience
I feel like her saying “compared to when liz truss was prime minister” is the lowest bar you could draw from
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I feel like her saying “compared to when liz truss was prime minister” is the lowest bar you could draw from
Place your bets
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Place your bets
My milkshake tax brings all the (diabetic) boys to the yard (to protest)
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My milkshake tax brings all the (diabetic) boys to the yard (to protest)
Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Absolutely dying that the Fortnum & Mason dog cracker contains a joke
Robert, I do not like the infiltration of NFL in the UK
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Robert, I do not like the infiltration of NFL in the UK
I hate this shit. What do you mean “how did we do?” Like it’s a fucking performance review. Needing reassurance from mother.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I hate this shit. What do you mean “how did we do?” Like it’s a fucking performance review. Needing reassurance from mother.
Found a new wrinkle. It appeared overnight.
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Found a new wrinkle. It appeared overnight.
Oh no delete the sentimental things
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh no delete the sentimental things
Out for dutty birthday drinks tonight and everyone else has pregamed and I have not
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Out for dutty birthday drinks tonight and everyone else has pregamed and I have not