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Russell Parker
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chicken-brained biological disaster

as seen in VT

well knowne a Strumpet lewd
WELL. That was entirely brilliant

TBH I could happily watch nothing else for the rest of my life than shot-on-videotape studio-bound B&W 1960s SF, it’s always the absolute tits so it is

Something about the cinematography & the overcoming of its limitations really speaks to me

Goodnight #goodnight
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Apologies for not being free to attend and heckle like a bellend
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you or anyone else fancies joining me for Crispmas at Nortons Digbeth on the 11th (I think) you are guaranteed an insanely good time, based on the fun I’ve had there the last two Decembers. Beyond description
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m here everyday but FINE
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
having issues typing in that URL rn
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
oh I outlived him way, way back
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Today I am 19,537 days old, the same age as Richard Wilson when episode 1 of One Foot in the Grave was aired.

I have reached my Meldrew Point.

(please don’t feel that sympathetic expressions of incredulity are required)
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ooh yes, I remember the wonderful trailer for that - has it been out yet?
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
This potentially tricky issue is one I always mentally label as Gina McKee’s Moustache

What if people think this is real?

Just make sure there’s a Gina McKee’s Moustache
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
…obviously the best ones (your as yet unwatched suggestion excepted) are:

- The Apple (1980)
- A Great Big Groovy Horse (1975)
- Rockula (1990)
- Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

in that order
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I utterly despise musicals intensely as the very worst of all concepts.

Until I watch a really ridiculous one and get about fifteen minutes in and realise I’m somehow having THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Just* asked them the best address to use for sending them their Nobel prize for Chemistry

(*no I didn’t really, not touching any of this with the longest of bargepoles)
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reposted by Russell Parker
Find me a better intro

I'll wait

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Fighting the urge to reply rn
November 28, 2025 at 8:39 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
M minus ONE

le gulp
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM