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Russell Parker
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chicken-brained biological disaster

as seen in VT

well knowne a Strumpet lewd
WELL. That was entirely brilliant

TBH I could happily watch nothing else for the rest of my life than shot-on-videotape studio-bound B&W 1960s SF, it’s always the absolute tits so it is

Something about the cinematography & the overcoming of its limitations really speaks to me

Goodnight #goodnight
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Today I am 19,537 days old, the same age as Richard Wilson when episode 1 of One Foot in the Grave was aired.

I have reached my Meldrew Point.

(please don’t feel that sympathetic expressions of incredulity are required)
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This potentially tricky issue is one I always mentally label as Gina McKee’s Moustache

What if people think this is real?

Just make sure there’s a Gina McKee’s Moustache
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
pleasing
November 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Get yourself one of these
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
the real villains are crossing their fingers right now
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
🎵Berth 24, lovely Berth 24🎵
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Sometimes I think I follow too many silly accounts and then I realise I follow them for a reason
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Obviously this was my plan B
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’ll see your scart and raise you
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Post a movie where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Two thirty am plus insomnia plus me not learning any lessons from past behaviour equals:

(Jock ‘Dallas’ Ewing and Chris ‘son of Robert’ Mitchum are in this. IMDb votes it 3.6/10

I’ve got Kurasawa’s “Ran” over there sat unwatched on a shelf, y’know.

Does this condition have a name. Send help.)
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
(the ones I have to savour come complete with their original countdown clocks btw, which makes them extra exciting)
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ah, so glad you enjoyed it. Actually to to meet its stars and put myself in a beaver a few weeks back
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Oof, they don’t make these things easy to read or answer, do they
November 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Me as your bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Somewhat startled to learn of the regularity with which your average Swiss person cosplays as Frank Sidebottom
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Obvs I then forced him to watch an entire episode on YouTube, mullets and bad ‘taches and all, and bored him senseless with tales of me playing Bullseye darts on stage in the presence of Jim Bowen in the ‘90s, and boasted of my signed copy of his autobiography.

His days of asking questions are OVER
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 AM
With you on that!
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Sez ‘ere, (via Just Watch, a very handy app,) that you can indeed stream it where we live, albeit for some capitalist pennies
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
November 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM