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My friend kept quoting my description back to me. So now this is what it says, Gav.
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It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
When the paparazzi turn up after my Christmas party
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
When the paparazzi turn up after my Christmas party
❄️🎶 There's a worm outside your window,
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
❄️🎶 There's a worm outside your window,
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
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Spoiler alert: Epstein Island is number 1
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Spoiler alert: Epstein Island is number 1
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
Compulsory Christmas viewing m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
Jeremy Lion 12 days of Christmas
YouTube video by YOUAGETUBE
m.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Compulsory Christmas viewing m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
Spoiler alert: Epstein Island is number 1
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Spoiler alert: Epstein Island is number 1
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The Very Holy Caterpillar
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The Very Holy Caterpillar
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He saw the light.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
He saw the light.
If you watch Die Hard backwards, it's a movie about a man who saves another man from falling to his death and then turns up late to a Christmas party and it's basically It's A Wonderful Life
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
If you watch Die Hard backwards, it's a movie about a man who saves another man from falling to his death and then turns up late to a Christmas party and it's basically It's A Wonderful Life
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The mix is fairly poor, but he’s great at scratching.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The mix is fairly poor, but he’s great at scratching.
The bloke who gave Sir Mixalot a recording contract got a bum rap.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The bloke who gave Sir Mixalot a recording contract got a bum rap.
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it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
The mix is fairly poor, but he’s great at scratching.
December 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The mix is fairly poor, but he’s great at scratching.
Me: Mmm, art. I am sophisticated.
Also me: "Slytherin!"
Also me: "Slytherin!"
Alexander Calder, Gibraltar, 1936
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136803
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136803
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Me: Mmm, art. I am sophisticated.
Also me: "Slytherin!"
Also me: "Slytherin!"
Unicorn sightings have surged by 660% since I designated horses as juvenile unicorns.
Terror arrests surge by 660% due to Palestine Action ban
Terror arrests surge by 660% due to Palestine Action ban
www.independent.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Unicorn sightings have surged by 660% since I designated horses as juvenile unicorns.
Many people have their own reasons for not liking Love Actually. But one incontrovertible truth is that it's ruined Christmas for people who would otherwise have bought a necklace for their mistress.
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Many people have their own reasons for not liking Love Actually. But one incontrovertible truth is that it's ruined Christmas for people who would otherwise have bought a necklace for their mistress.
I learned yesterday that The Pretenders's "2,000 Miles" is about the death of guitarist James Honeyman-Scott.
I did wonder whether that sobering revelation would stop me from impulsively shouting at the radio "IS THAT FAR?" between the lines "He's gone two thousand miles" and "It's very far".
No.
I did wonder whether that sobering revelation would stop me from impulsively shouting at the radio "IS THAT FAR?" between the lines "He's gone two thousand miles" and "It's very far".
No.
December 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I learned yesterday that The Pretenders's "2,000 Miles" is about the death of guitarist James Honeyman-Scott.
I did wonder whether that sobering revelation would stop me from impulsively shouting at the radio "IS THAT FAR?" between the lines "He's gone two thousand miles" and "It's very far".
No.
I did wonder whether that sobering revelation would stop me from impulsively shouting at the radio "IS THAT FAR?" between the lines "He's gone two thousand miles" and "It's very far".
No.
He's making a list
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 AM
He's making a list
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
He's thinking of mice
He's indifferent to the efforts you make to be nice
Santa Clause is definitely
A cat
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I was hoping to buy the kids a failed sheepdog for Christmas, but they're hard to come by.
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I was hoping to buy the kids a failed sheepdog for Christmas, but they're hard to come by.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!