[//] Professor Hazard
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Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:
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somebody said post malone so OK
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
somebody said post malone so OK
Chinese buffet bananas in red sauce burps are the best burps
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Chinese buffet bananas in red sauce burps are the best burps
@glidus.bsky.social I haven't watched the new video yet but I'm going to assume the reason there is corn in Westeros is because two sparrows carried an ear of corn on a line between them across the ocean from Americos much as one might do with a coconut
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@glidus.bsky.social I haven't watched the new video yet but I'm going to assume the reason there is corn in Westeros is because two sparrows carried an ear of corn on a line between them across the ocean from Americos much as one might do with a coconut
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Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
October 22, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."
@spacequesthistorian.com paused the video about the copyright claims, went to the kitchen, came back, pressed play, video no longer available due to copyright claims. LOL?
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@spacequesthistorian.com paused the video about the copyright claims, went to the kitchen, came back, pressed play, video no longer available due to copyright claims. LOL?
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
@axialagegamer.swifties.social just a reminder that I'm only borrowing your Humvee
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@axialagegamer.swifties.social just a reminder that I'm only borrowing your Humvee
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
[ME ON CAR TRIP] hand me the aux
Tom Goes to the Mayor - Ric-a-Dic (Michael Ian Black)
YouTube video by Funniest Cartoon Moments
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
[ME ON CAR TRIP] hand me the aux
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So, stupid question, but is our plan really to just hope all our enemies die of natural causes? I don’t know guys
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So, stupid question, but is our plan really to just hope all our enemies die of natural causes? I don’t know guys
-but nah, see, like, they seem like they COME from Earth, but then it turns out they GO to Earth, and they're the first people, like the people we descend from, and Starbuck is like a ANGEL or somethin'-
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
-but nah, see, like, they seem like they COME from Earth, but then it turns out they GO to Earth, and they're the first people, like the people we descend from, and Starbuck is like a ANGEL or somethin'-
since every other post i see on here is someone on the verge of financial collapse and eviction, why doesn't some enterprising cigarette or alcohol or betting company step up and make a mutual fund that people can request emergency cash from as a nice gesture for enthralling and bankrupting people
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
since every other post i see on here is someone on the verge of financial collapse and eviction, why doesn't some enterprising cigarette or alcohol or betting company step up and make a mutual fund that people can request emergency cash from as a nice gesture for enthralling and bankrupting people
my bathroom scale confirmed I am human by displaying "ERR" when I stepped on it
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
my bathroom scale confirmed I am human by displaying "ERR" when I stepped on it
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The second half of the October images! | Standplaats Kraków
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November 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I could draw a perfect circle at age 2 which pediatricians at the time called "impossible". Then I coasted on Cs and Ds in school until in 1999 I decided "I'm gonna make a web comic."
I'm still working on the webcomic, but sometimes it's a year between pages. I'm fully burnt out and I miss my art.
I'm still working on the webcomic, but sometimes it's a year between pages. I'm fully burnt out and I miss my art.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I could draw a perfect circle at age 2 which pediatricians at the time called "impossible". Then I coasted on Cs and Ds in school until in 1999 I decided "I'm gonna make a web comic."
I'm still working on the webcomic, but sometimes it's a year between pages. I'm fully burnt out and I miss my art.
I'm still working on the webcomic, but sometimes it's a year between pages. I'm fully burnt out and I miss my art.
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*blocked, reported and hexed*
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
*blocked, reported and hexed*
what if there was a small amphitheater where tech execs could go to stand and yell to the citizens that surround it "PLEASE MAKE US UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T LOVE AI" and then everyone gets the chance to explain it to them like they are children, which they are, they all have stupid soft child brains
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
what if there was a small amphitheater where tech execs could go to stand and yell to the citizens that surround it "PLEASE MAKE US UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DON'T LOVE AI" and then everyone gets the chance to explain it to them like they are children, which they are, they all have stupid soft child brains
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