Mark if I elect you president will you kick the balls of whoever at the Coast Guard requested the permission to display swastikas

Will you send the Marines to kick the entire ass of the Coast Guard, giving them 24 hours to surrender all their Nazis first so only they get their asses beat

finally websites will be safe from girls, who do not know how to use reddit

is it okay to do those things if I'm right wing

My favorite part is I'm already subbed so I did the hard work already!

It's the only reliable way to get post engagement

Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.

[BEN SHAPIRO leaves upon hearing mention of WAPO]

but you can see the water in it

watch out, Jon Stewart!

tony badass

Bowser is a nerdy incel that just happens to be a 7 foot tall turtle dragon. He only has eyes for Peach. He has no hoes.

I will kill myself and let the death pass through me- wait

give me this portly gentleman immediately

shout out to my fellow Fei-Yen mains

🎶 thunderbolt's a good electric attack, til you get golfed out by a pair of scissors! 🎶

Make it a political cartoon by writing COPYRIGHT LAW on the gun