[//] Professor Hazard
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Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:
And people told me an arcade was an unwinnable financial prospect
The idea that there could actually be a business case for a data center that cant cool itself, cant power itself, fails at a significantly higher rate, and costs at least an extra $4,000 per kilogram is so fucking laughable that I dont even know where to start
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
And people told me an arcade was an unwinnable financial prospect
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of January!
February 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of January!
TMZ should buy Spider-Man an apartment in the city, and once that's in the news they should let him know they got him a second real apartment because the first one will be beset by villains all the time, and TMZ will make money with the footage from it
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
TMZ should buy Spider-Man an apartment in the city, and once that's in the news they should let him know they got him a second real apartment because the first one will be beset by villains all the time, and TMZ will make money with the footage from it
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February 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
my mom is the person I would send this to in order to appreciate it but she up and died on me so I need all the oldschool #Zelda heads to appreciate this interaction for her
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
my mom is the person I would send this to in order to appreciate it but she up and died on me so I need all the oldschool #Zelda heads to appreciate this interaction for her
how come nobody ever dies from a nice thing that happens to them
oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully
oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
how come nobody ever dies from a nice thing that happens to them
oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully
oh, my uncle died, yeah, he was at a work thing and weird al was so polite to him that he passed away peacefully
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thank you for sharing this! printable version with alt text
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
thank you for sharing this! printable version with alt text
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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Let's check in on how Melania (2026) is stacking up against the Taylor Swift documentary (October 2025)
Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:
Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Let's check in on how Melania (2026) is stacking up against the Taylor Swift documentary (October 2025)
Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:
Surely if Melania had "the biggest opening for a documentary in a decade!" it must be surpassing the Taylor Swift doc from just a few months ago:
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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN BE INTERVIEWED BY CHOTINER
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN BE INTERVIEWED BY CHOTINER
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOU CAN ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, YOUR ANSWERS WILL NOT PUBLICLY REVEAL MORALLY QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT YOU
YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY, NO ONE WILL LAUGH AT YOUR SELF-INFLICTED MISFORTUNE
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It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
February 2, 2026 at 7:15 AM
It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Are any politicians running on a platform of finally banning teargas? Like, that shit is banned for use in warfare but it seems like everyone is okay with it being lobbed at citizens on a regular basis.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Are any politicians running on a platform of finally banning teargas? Like, that shit is banned for use in warfare but it seems like everyone is okay with it being lobbed at citizens on a regular basis.
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Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US
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was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
“Notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein played a role in convincing Bobby Kotick to embrace loot boxes, essentially gambling for children” what is this sentence, what is this world
Check this out. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read
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Stop calling us names or we'll keep killing you.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "Through their rhetoric we're already seen tragedies. We're gonna see more of them unless they pump the brakes on this stuff."
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Stop calling us names or we'll keep killing you.
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note to national Democrats: you can do this too when you have the majority
there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
The Utah governor just signed a bill to expand his state's supreme court by two seats.
Conservatives have been angry at a series of judicial rulings, including one that safeguarded direct democracy in 2024 & one that struck down their gerrymander. 1st step of their retaliation.
Conservatives have been angry at a series of judicial rulings, including one that safeguarded direct democracy in 2024 & one that struck down their gerrymander. 1st step of their retaliation.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
note to national Democrats: you can do this too when you have the majority
there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
there is nothing stopping court expansion other than norms that have long since become obsolete in the face of a radical, out of control majority currently enabling a fascist lunatic
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A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS
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hey pedophiles: knock it off!
February 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
hey pedophiles: knock it off!
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This is why there are more people in the streets with each passing day. That’s the problem with indiscriminate cruelty. When anyone is a target, everyone will oppose you.
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This is why there are more people in the streets with each passing day. That’s the problem with indiscriminate cruelty. When anyone is a target, everyone will oppose you.
I'm hoping these Epstein docs reveal that the Bored Ape Yacht Club was yet another thing with Epstein at its core
January 31, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I'm hoping these Epstein docs reveal that the Bored Ape Yacht Club was yet another thing with Epstein at its core
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it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend