Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
Chaotic gardener. Seasonal knitter. Library enthusiast. Very, very distractible. #HamOnt (Canada). Xennial. ⚓️ #ProtectTransKids she/her
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Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Why does the library let me take books home, I’m reading too many, I need to be cut off.
Is there a way to limit searches to just the people I follow yet?
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is there a way to limit searches to just the people I follow yet?
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
It's so weird when I see names and faces from here pop up in the local Facebook group, it's like some of you guys are real people.
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's so weird when I see names and faces from here pop up in the local Facebook group, it's like some of you guys are real people.
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
I need to get my kid his own Apple Music account.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I need to get my kid his own Apple Music account.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
Every time I look up meal ideas for picky eaters I'm treated to 40 recipes for meals my kids wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Every time I look up meal ideas for picky eaters I'm treated to 40 recipes for meals my kids wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole.
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Brave of Pantone to choose the preferred colour of the Trump administration.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Brave of Pantone to choose the preferred colour of the Trump administration.
Black wallets are stupid. I need a wallet with strobe lights.
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Black wallets are stupid. I need a wallet with strobe lights.
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Practice is so important. All the time I’ve spent drawing, painting, and crocheting has made me really good at not getting writing done.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Practice is so important. All the time I’ve spent drawing, painting, and crocheting has made me really good at not getting writing done.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Zen contribution cleanse.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Zen contribution cleanse.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
Giving away stuff for free in the Buy Nothing group is so much work!
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Giving away stuff for free in the Buy Nothing group is so much work!
My son dropped my iPad to the floor but I broke its fall with my foot and I haven’t decided yet if I’m happy about that or not.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My son dropped my iPad to the floor but I broke its fall with my foot and I haven’t decided yet if I’m happy about that or not.
Just saw a page on Facebook that’s on DAY TWO of the Twelve Days of Christmas and my brain might have no exploded just a little.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just saw a page on Facebook that’s on DAY TWO of the Twelve Days of Christmas and my brain might have no exploded just a little.
The snow day predictors are all over the place for tomorrow. I'm seeing 10%, 30%, and 99%?
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The snow day predictors are all over the place for tomorrow. I'm seeing 10%, 30%, and 99%?
Will you get frostbite if the temp is 1° but feels like -10°? Which number is the one I should worry about? Actual or feels like?
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Will you get frostbite if the temp is 1° but feels like -10°? Which number is the one I should worry about? Actual or feels like?
Can confirm. I tried this at home over the weekend and even my own brain was fooled.
When I worked at a bookstore, I quickly learned that people cannot tell the difference between Xmas music and any Baroque or Elizabethan music album that doesn't get too organ-ish. I used this to my advantage.
One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
One customer caught on... AND THANKED ME
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Can confirm. I tried this at home over the weekend and even my own brain was fooled.
I just got wet cat food in my hair. How's your day going?
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I just got wet cat food in my hair. How's your day going?
This is just how we sing it now.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
I gave you my heart
Not really my heart
Just somebody's heart
This year
If the cops should appear
Please tell them that you don't know me
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is just how we sing it now.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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There’s a timeline where none of your life problems emerged and all the bad things on the world stage never happened because Sufjan Stevens made all 50 state albums and your state’s was absolutely perfect
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There’s a timeline where none of your life problems emerged and all the bad things on the world stage never happened because Sufjan Stevens made all 50 state albums and your state’s was absolutely perfect
broke: removing speeding cameras because they catch too many people
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
broke: removing speeding cameras because they catch too many people
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
woke: gearing speeding fines to personal income
bespoke: speeding fines based on vehicle size and subsequent potential for catastrophic injury
So Americans do two major holiday meals in less than a month? Sounds exhausting.
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So Americans do two major holiday meals in less than a month? Sounds exhausting.
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They never tell you that the dishes are made of stardust, too.
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
They never tell you that the dishes are made of stardust, too.