Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
Chaotic gardener. Seasonal knitter. Library enthusiast. Very, very distractible. #HamOnt (Canada). Xennial. ⚓️ #ProtectTransKids she/her
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Tamara
@procrastamara.bsky.social
· Jul 6
Why does the library let me take books home, I’m reading too many, I need to be cut off.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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In honour of Rob Reiner, have David Moore's thread on the best sword fight in movie history and exactly how nerdy it is.
As you may know, I have stopped using Twitter, and have decided to reproduce some of my more memorable threads here for posterity. Here’s one I hold wrote after a particularly engaging swordfighting lesson.
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
Buckle up, swordfighting fans, because I *have* studied my Agrippa!
[BIG ASS THREAD]
a man reading a book to a young boy
Alt: a man reading a book to a young boy
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
In honour of Rob Reiner, have David Moore's thread on the best sword fight in movie history and exactly how nerdy it is.
This is me when the battery in my electric toothbrush dies. 😝
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is me when the battery in my electric toothbrush dies. 😝
![Screenshot of tweet from Ryan George @theryangeorge
Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool
Lyrics:
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
[somebody walks in]
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:34ueqytq7tsbuuigctll265a/bafkreibwgasnmvwmvm3oe2ajtir7ze5lnxepqhtdptdep24nrmdmuupu7m@jpeg)
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
My mom wants a water bottle for Christmas. What's a good, reliable brand that's easy to wash?
December 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My mom wants a water bottle for Christmas. What's a good, reliable brand that's easy to wash?
My kid told me that Christmas is just over two weeks away and even showed me a calendar to prove it but I just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Crap.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My kid told me that Christmas is just over two weeks away and even showed me a calendar to prove it but I just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed. Crap.
Is there a way to limit searches to just the people I follow yet?
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Is there a way to limit searches to just the people I follow yet?
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
I really, really miss that feature from Twitter.
It's so weird when I see names and faces from here pop up in the local Facebook group, it's like some of you guys are real people.
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It's so weird when I see names and faces from here pop up in the local Facebook group, it's like some of you guys are real people.
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
I need to get my kid his own Apple Music account.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I need to get my kid his own Apple Music account.
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
Every time I look up meal ideas for picky eaters I'm treated to 40 recipes for meals my kids wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Every time I look up meal ideas for picky eaters I'm treated to 40 recipes for meals my kids wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole.
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Brave of Pantone to choose the preferred colour of the Trump administration.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Brave of Pantone to choose the preferred colour of the Trump administration.
Black wallets are stupid. I need a wallet with strobe lights.
December 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Black wallets are stupid. I need a wallet with strobe lights.
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Practice is so important. All the time I’ve spent drawing, painting, and crocheting has made me really good at not getting writing done.
December 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Practice is so important. All the time I’ve spent drawing, painting, and crocheting has made me really good at not getting writing done.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Zen contribution cleanse.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Zen contribution cleanse.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
Choreographer, Yoann Bourgeois, appears to move in slow motion, mesmerizing the audience.
Giving away stuff for free in the Buy Nothing group is so much work!
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Giving away stuff for free in the Buy Nothing group is so much work!
My son dropped my iPad to the floor but I broke its fall with my foot and I haven’t decided yet if I’m happy about that or not.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My son dropped my iPad to the floor but I broke its fall with my foot and I haven’t decided yet if I’m happy about that or not.
Just saw a page on Facebook that’s on DAY TWO of the Twelve Days of Christmas and my brain might have no exploded just a little.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just saw a page on Facebook that’s on DAY TWO of the Twelve Days of Christmas and my brain might have no exploded just a little.
The snow day predictors are all over the place for tomorrow. I'm seeing 10%, 30%, and 99%?
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The snow day predictors are all over the place for tomorrow. I'm seeing 10%, 30%, and 99%?
Will you get frostbite if the temp is 1° but feels like -10°? Which number is the one I should worry about? Actual or feels like?
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Will you get frostbite if the temp is 1° but feels like -10°? Which number is the one I should worry about? Actual or feels like?