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Paul Jenkins
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Associate Professor, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, Neuroscience, Sports, Occasional trouble-making. Oxford comma enthusiast. Hates cilantro. He/him. Views are my own.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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UNC's Center for Molecular Medicine has up to three open-rank positions for faculty conducting research with relevance to gene therapy, including: novel iPSC and animal models of disease and basic cell biology. Join us in beautiful Chapel Hill! Deadline 1/31/26: unc.peopleadmin.com/postings/309...
Open-Rank, Tenure-Track Faculty Positions, Center for Molecular Medicine
The Center for Molecular Medicine in partnership with Departments of Biochemistry and Biophysics, Cell Biology and Physiology, Genetics, Microbiology and Immunology and Pediatrics at the University of...
unc.peopleadmin.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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NEW: An analysis finds that NIH funding cuts have disrupted at least 383 clinical trials, affecting over 74,000 participants that were enrolled in studies that were testing treatments for conditions including cancer, heart disease and brain disease.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Every. Accusation. Is. An. Admission.
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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After 10 years, I am stepping down as chair of our department and we have an active search going on! Utah is a phenomenal place to live and work and it's been the honor of a lifetime chairing the department founded by Lou Goodman. #MedSky #Neuroskyence Repost!

jobs.chronicle.com/job/37914733...
Chair of Pharmacology and Toxicology - Salt Lake City, Utah job with The University of Utah | 37914733
The University of Utah seeks a Chair of Pharmacology and Toxicology
jobs.chronicle.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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New preprint 🥳! We made photoclickable HaloTag ligands to precisely control protein labeling on living cells. With it, we can do some cool multicolor stuff. Huge congrats to Franzi and all co-authors! Check it out 👇

www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1...
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The Germans have a word, Backpfeifengesicht, which roughly translates to "a face in need of a fist". Just going to leave that bit of knowledge there.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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In a sense, it's anti-inflammatory nonsense
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Fantastic to see these initiatives popping up around Ireland. Oysters are such amazing creatures!

www.rte.ie/news/dublin/...
18,000 oysters placed in harbour in bid to establish reef
More than 18,000 oysters have been deployed in Dún Laoghaire harbour in Dublin, in the next phase of an initiative to reintroduce the shellfish to Dublin Bay over 200 years after they became extinct f...
www.rte.ie
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Apparently not
Can we make one dang three this half?
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Biological Chemistry's position is still taking applications. UM is a great place to be a PI, I'd love to see a new membrane biology or lipids expert join our community.

This is open for new and established investigators.
Collaborative. Creative. Impactful. Come join us in Ann Arbor! For more information and application link see jobs.sciencecareers.org/job/675674/f...
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The q.e.d feedback that you get when you run your paper via @biorxivpreprint.bsky.social is not posted there, it's private and for your eyes only. In the future we want to create a report that you'll be able to attach to your preprint like a cover letter (it's all opt in of course)
IT'S HAPPENING! 💥 I'm psyched to launch the collaboration between @qedscience.bsky.social & @openrxiv.bsky.social @biorxivpreprint.bsky.social! Preprint + q.e.d = your science is out there, and anyone can appreciate it. Let's care about making discoveries, and not on “getting published” (1/3) 👇
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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This is my son’s soccer teammate. This is heartbreaking to watch, no kid should go through this. I know his parents, they are good people. No family should endure this. The cruelty and evil actions of the trump administration and ICE are tearing families and communities apart.
Devastating— “I’m afraid for my parents to leave the house. They treat us like dogs because of the color of our skin. I shouldn’t be scared, I should be focusing on school.”

A 16yo American living in fear of the Trump regime’s ICE goons terrorizing brown people pleads for help.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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In this splendid photo from Valerio Minato three wonders were captured in a single shot:

- the Basilica of Superga, located near Turin (Italy)
- the Monviso, the highest mountain of the Cottian Alps
- the setting Moon, captured in a crescent phase

➡️ apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap23122...

🔭 🧪 #sciart

1/2
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The existence of tactical Italian sandwiches implies the existence of intercontinental ballistic Italian sandwiches.
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Also: <shocker> It's a lie
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine showing your face after this
The officer Sandwich Guy is charged with assaulting testifies that he could feel the impact of the sandwich through his ballistic vest, and it “exploded all over my uniform.” He says he could “smell the onions and the mustard.”
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Protip for NIH reviewers.
It does log you out on a schedule, even without crashes. If you notice it's done so (thankfully it doesn't seem to auto-refresh to a blank page), you can still copy the text from the boxes into a notepad or doc.
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There would have been breathless hysteria if Biden said something like this. W.T.F.
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM