Krampleton Peck 🎅☃️🎄
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Retired Helicopter Mech. WOD 1.0 > GWOT. Shameless Degenerate. Undisputed Gay Chicken Champion 1999-2012. Record holder for most unsuccessful Article 91s (203). If you can't DIY poorly, don't do it.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
All opinions are my own unless I steal them.
Pinned
Things might seem bad, but they are also very stupid.
I wish Michigan and Ohio State could both lose.
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I wish Michigan and Ohio State could both lose.
800mg Motrins are the real heroes.
Woke up to about eight inches (nice...) of snow and "someone" in this household never recharged the batteries for the snowblower.
The shovels it is.
The shovels it is.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
800mg Motrins are the real heroes.
Woke up to about eight inches (nice...) of snow and "someone" in this household never recharged the batteries for the snowblower.
The shovels it is.
The shovels it is.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Woke up to about eight inches (nice...) of snow and "someone" in this household never recharged the batteries for the snowblower.
The shovels it is.
The shovels it is.
Bioshock: Infinite was a great game that got ruined by shitty gameplay. This section was a movie-clip that really set a stage. And then, it petered out slowly.
This sequence though? Put it in a museum.
This sequence though? Put it in a museum.
The best explanation of where we are and why we got there (the second bit requires some critical-thinking):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=43mu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=43mu...
BioShock Infinite (PC) Intro/City in the Sky (60 FPS Edition)
YouTube video by Chubzdoomer
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Bioshock: Infinite was a great game that got ruined by shitty gameplay. This section was a movie-clip that really set a stage. And then, it petered out slowly.
This sequence though? Put it in a museum.
This sequence though? Put it in a museum.
I'm still pissed that none of the paranormal shows; they don't have a guy who volunteers to go fuck Bigfoot/ghosts.
I am right here. I will chase those cryptids down and try to fuck them.
I am right here. I will chase those cryptids down and try to fuck them.
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm still pissed that none of the paranormal shows; they don't have a guy who volunteers to go fuck Bigfoot/ghosts.
I am right here. I will chase those cryptids down and try to fuck them.
I am right here. I will chase those cryptids down and try to fuck them.
Which is the platform that pays the most to SWers? I don't know this, but feel I should as a middle-aged guy raised by strippers and "ladies-of-the-night."
Oh shit, unexpected paycheck! I should go buy some porn.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Which is the platform that pays the most to SWers? I don't know this, but feel I should as a middle-aged guy raised by strippers and "ladies-of-the-night."
One of the benefits of becoming an "independent contractor" after retiring from the military is that you can take fun little jobs for peanuts and not really care if you get paid; because you'll get more work from them once they get it sorted out and make it back eventually.
I'd honestly written it off because it was a really small job and there were payroll problems because it was funded by a Biden-era grant (😆🔫).
Me counting those GW-dubs like they were Bennie Franks:
Me counting those GW-dubs like they were Bennie Franks:
donald duck is holding a stack of money in his hands and pointing at it .
ALT: donald duck is holding a stack of money in his hands and pointing at it .
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November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
One of the benefits of becoming an "independent contractor" after retiring from the military is that you can take fun little jobs for peanuts and not really care if you get paid; because you'll get more work from them once they get it sorted out and make it back eventually.
Oh shit, unexpected paycheck! I should go buy some porn.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Oh shit, unexpected paycheck! I should go buy some porn.
"Let me explain to you how the Nazis are being Nazis. Subscribe to my Substack" is my new, least favorite type of poster.
"Just so you know, this is Nazi behavior..."
Yeah, we fuckin' know, Bob.
"Just so you know, this is Nazi behavior..."
Yeah, we fuckin' know, Bob.
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Let me explain to you how the Nazis are being Nazis. Subscribe to my Substack" is my new, least favorite type of poster.
"Just so you know, this is Nazi behavior..."
Yeah, we fuckin' know, Bob.
"Just so you know, this is Nazi behavior..."
Yeah, we fuckin' know, Bob.
Once again I see discussion over a question that has long been answered if a single one of you "war people" talked to a Coastie.
"Oh no; if we did that, we'd be charged with murder."
"Oh no; if we did that, we'd be charged with murder."
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Once again I see discussion over a question that has long been answered if a single one of you "war people" talked to a Coastie.
"Oh no; if we did that, we'd be charged with murder."
"Oh no; if we did that, we'd be charged with murder."
Grant me the confidence of someone driving a Sentra with Florida plates during a snow storm in New York...
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Grant me the confidence of someone driving a Sentra with Florida plates during a snow storm in New York...
One way to make friends in the Winter is to leave a festive hat made of snow on top of your vehicle when you brush off the windows.
So many people with honk and wave!
So many people with honk and wave!
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
One way to make friends in the Winter is to leave a festive hat made of snow on top of your vehicle when you brush off the windows.
So many people with honk and wave!
So many people with honk and wave!
Continuing my yearly tradition of having to go shopping on Black Friday, but for something completely mundane that broke (togglebolts, this time) and getting mad at having to deal with the crowds.
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Continuing my yearly tradition of having to go shopping on Black Friday, but for something completely mundane that broke (togglebolts, this time) and getting mad at having to deal with the crowds.
It's the Chinese and Sun Belt students' arch nemesis.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It's the Chinese and Sun Belt students' arch nemesis.
Woke up sweating gravy.
The European mind cannot comprehend these dubs.
The European mind cannot comprehend these dubs.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Woke up sweating gravy.
The European mind cannot comprehend these dubs.
The European mind cannot comprehend these dubs.
I've made a second plate and it's three-times the size of the first.
It's not gluttony; it's "fattening up to survive the Winter."
It's not gluttony; it's "fattening up to survive the Winter."
If you make Thanksgiving for lunch, you get two Thanksgivings.
the mo you know from a millenial logo with a colorful star
ALT: the mo you know from a millenial logo with a colorful star
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November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I've made a second plate and it's three-times the size of the first.
It's not gluttony; it's "fattening up to survive the Winter."
It's not gluttony; it's "fattening up to survive the Winter."
Well... I went to the cornerstore on a beer-run and saw a Domme with a sissified-guy in a satin-dress. A pretty regular occurence when I lived in South Florida, but not seen here in New York until now.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Well... I went to the cornerstore on a beer-run and saw a Domme with a sissified-guy in a satin-dress. A pretty regular occurence when I lived in South Florida, but not seen here in New York until now.
#TalesFromTheGasStation
#TalesFromTheGasStation
The Cowboys are totally legit. This is their year. They're going straight to the Super Bowl. Calling it now.
I love the Cowboys fans getting so excited about this team, because they're going to drop the first game in the playoffs and those tears will be so delicious.
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Cowboys are totally legit. This is their year. They're going straight to the Super Bowl. Calling it now.
I love the Cowboys fans getting so excited about this team, because they're going to drop the first game in the playoffs and those tears will be so delicious.
November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I love the Cowboys fans getting so excited about this team, because they're going to drop the first game in the playoffs and those tears will be so delicious.
If you make Thanksgiving for lunch, you get two Thanksgivings.
the mo you know from a millenial logo with a colorful star
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November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you make Thanksgiving for lunch, you get two Thanksgivings.
Honestly, that was the best Thanksgiving duty I had in the military (and one of my favorite Thanksgivings ever). Despite being stationed 90-minutes from home, I caught duty because I was single. Two of my favorite pilots (us fresh off of deployment together) were there and brought their families.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Honestly, that was the best Thanksgiving duty I had in the military (and one of my favorite Thanksgivings ever). Despite being stationed 90-minutes from home, I caught duty because I was single. Two of my favorite pilots (us fresh off of deployment together) were there and brought their families.
Happy Anniversary to the time Gee-Dub called my buddy for his "Thanksgiving Phone-call With the Troops" and my buddy had gotten so many prank calls from the boys in the shop, he fucked around and didn't realize it was the actual President until a couple of minutes into the call.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Happy Anniversary to the time Gee-Dub called my buddy for his "Thanksgiving Phone-call With the Troops" and my buddy had gotten so many prank calls from the boys in the shop, he fucked around and didn't realize it was the actual President until a couple of minutes into the call.
A cool thing about Thanksgiving is that you can tell which Americans aren't invited to their family's dinner because they're spending the day posting shit political-takes here instead.
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A cool thing about Thanksgiving is that you can tell which Americans aren't invited to their family's dinner because they're spending the day posting shit political-takes here instead.
Moisturized, unbothered, feeling like a fat piece of shit. Right in my own lane.
Ah, that glorious Thanksgiving tradition of untucking my shirt, unbuttoning my pants, and sitting down to watch some shitty football.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Moisturized, unbothered, feeling like a fat piece of shit. Right in my own lane.
Ah, that glorious Thanksgiving tradition of untucking my shirt, unbuttoning my pants, and sitting down to watch some shitty football.
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Ah, that glorious Thanksgiving tradition of untucking my shirt, unbuttoning my pants, and sitting down to watch some shitty football.