Jordan Pizza
@pizzaface.bsky.social
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Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver
Programmer, Shitposter, Problem Solver
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!
Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic”...
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
there’s this constant mythology about the elusive centrist voter who isn’t represented by the media but whenever they use examples of people not represented by the media it’s always people like alan dershowitz who are still represented in the media and almost exclusively so!
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Tale as old as time.
At least Bush tried to manufacture consent for oil imperialism. Trump barely has set a narrative outside of the fishermen they keep killing have endless amounts of fentanyl on the boats
At least Bush tried to manufacture consent for oil imperialism. Trump barely has set a narrative outside of the fishermen they keep killing have endless amounts of fentanyl on the boats
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tale as old as time.
At least Bush tried to manufacture consent for oil imperialism. Trump barely has set a narrative outside of the fishermen they keep killing have endless amounts of fentanyl on the boats
At least Bush tried to manufacture consent for oil imperialism. Trump barely has set a narrative outside of the fishermen they keep killing have endless amounts of fentanyl on the boats
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the movie reviewer has logged on
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the movie reviewer has logged on
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As somebody situated in that exact cultural space at that time, this is *mind blowingly accurate.* The landscape is SO different, it feels like remembering a parallel universe.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
As somebody situated in that exact cultural space at that time, this is *mind blowingly accurate.* The landscape is SO different, it feels like remembering a parallel universe.
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Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Zohran Mamdani standing beside the President of the United States just said that the US is funding Israel's genocide and yet can't take care of its own unhoused children on live television.
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
I never thought I'd see something like that in my lifetime
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I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I literally could not stop myself from inappropriately laughing out loud for real
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
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Neighbor Indicted in Murder of ‘King of the Hill’ Star Jonathan Joss
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
Neighbor Indicted in Murder of 'King of the Hill' Star Jonathan Joss
Sigfredo Ceja Alvarez has been indicted in the murder of 'King of the Hill' star Jonathan Joss.
www.rollingstone.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Neighbor Indicted in Murder of ‘King of the Hill’ Star Jonathan Joss
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
she got me linkedin
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November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
she got me linkedin
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The thing about this picture is all four of them seem more genuinely happy in it than in any picture I’ve seen of them ever since
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The thing about this picture is all four of them seem more genuinely happy in it than in any picture I’ve seen of them ever since
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if we take it to be true that the tariffs are aimed at getting americans to buy US-made products, then what's the point of rolling them back when they become painful? the entire point is to cause financial pain to change consumer behavior. what's the strategy here?
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
if we take it to be true that the tariffs are aimed at getting americans to buy US-made products, then what's the point of rolling them back when they become painful? the entire point is to cause financial pain to change consumer behavior. what's the strategy here?
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ looking to add AI-generated short form content
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI"
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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Good job Senate Dems.
This is who you helped.
This is who you helped.
Trump to air traffic controllers: "For those that did nothing but complain, and took time off, even though everyone knew they would be paid, IN FULL, shortly into the future, I am NOT HAPPY WITH YOU. You didn’t step up to help the U.S.A. against the FAKE DEMOCRAT ATTACK"
November 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Good job Senate Dems.
This is who you helped.
This is who you helped.
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Breaking News: The Supreme Court denied a request to consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. nyti.ms/3Ju2Ayd
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Breaking News: The Supreme Court denied a request to consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. nyti.ms/3Ju2Ayd
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“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”
June 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”
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The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The fact that none of the 8 Dems are up for re-election in 2026 is a pretty good sign @schumer.senate.gov engineered the surrender