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@pinkrubberhippo.bsky.social
Engineer, mom, reader, I love tidy spaces and gardening. I’m boring as shit. Fuck Elon Musk.
Happy slutmas you hoes
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Happy slutmas you hoes
Happy 🎩 SKANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼ur pussies 😳for some potato 👅 DICK 🍆 & some CUMkin 🎃 pie cuz its time 2 😘GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 & swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 iykwim
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy 🎩 SKANKSGIVING 👄 🌽 you HUNGRY HOES 💦 It looks like 👏🏼 the 🍗TURKEY 🍗 isn't the ONLY thing getting 😧STUFFED tonight 😝 So prepare 💋 👉🏼ur pussies 😳for some potato 👅 DICK 🍆 & some CUMkin 🎃 pie cuz its time 2 😘GOBBLE 🤤up that slow roasted 🐓COCK 🐓 & swallow the 😜CRANBERRY SAUCE 🍒 iykwim
🦀🦀🦀SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒️🪚cause 🎉🎉💀DICK cheney☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, SHOOTING🔫his friend🦆, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴☠️!!
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November 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
🦀🦀🦀SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒️🪚cause 🎉🎉💀DICK cheney☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, SHOOTING🔫his friend🦆, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴☠️!!
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I can tell I’m not having as much fun as I used to because it’s been a really long time since I lost a shoe.
July 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I can tell I’m not having as much fun as I used to because it’s been a really long time since I lost a shoe.
Yoko is still my favorite Beatle
July 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yoko is still my favorite Beatle
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It didn't happen today
There's always tomorrow
There's always tomorrow
July 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It didn't happen today
There's always tomorrow
There's always tomorrow
Holy shit I was accidentally posting on threads. I just now realized it. Fuck I’m old.
July 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Holy shit I was accidentally posting on threads. I just now realized it. Fuck I’m old.
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I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I saw Flavor Flav in the mirror
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TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈⬛
July 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
TMNT was right… 🐢 🐈⬛
Today👇is 🐰 EASTER 🐰😱😜
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES Today is EASTER 🐇& 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 & he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅& your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES Today is EASTER 🐇& 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 & he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅& your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers
April 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Today👇is 🐰 EASTER 🐰😱😜
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES Today is EASTER 🐇& 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 & he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅& your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES Today is EASTER 🐇& 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 & he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅& your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers
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I think this was my favorite photo from Vermont this weekend.
March 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think this was my favorite photo from Vermont this weekend.
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“i’m coming over you better not be a cunty jellyfish when i get there”
me:
me:
March 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“i’m coming over you better not be a cunty jellyfish when i get there”
me:
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Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
March 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Imagine: clear sewage pipes connecting every house. The children, laughing, lined up to race daddy’s turd as it speeds toward the street. Celebrating the health of your neighbors with every flush. We must advocate for policies that encourage community
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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this actually makes my stomach sink with dread, because it has to be very very very very bad for the grifter to say this
RFK Jr finally recommends vaccination to deal with the measles outbreak hitting Texas right now.
This is quite the about face for a man who’s been spreading harmful anti-vaxx rhetoric for years.
www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
This is quite the about face for a man who’s been spreading harmful anti-vaxx rhetoric for years.
www.axios.com/2025/03/03/k...
RFK Jr. urges people to get vaccinated amid deadly Texas outbreak
Kennedy has a long record of sowing skepticism about vaccines, but advocated for them in a Fox News op-ed today.
www.axios.com
March 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
this actually makes my stomach sink with dread, because it has to be very very very very bad for the grifter to say this
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This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This raggedy bitch got a ‘c.’ by his birth year like he was Tutankhamun
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We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
February 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
We don’t hear much about the West Pole, where Cowboy Santa lives. Probably because of all the people he’s shot
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Childish Gambino voice: Gulf of America
February 13, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Childish Gambino voice: Gulf of America
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.