Philip Philip
@philipphilip.bsky.social
Libra • INFJ • Clickety-Clacker • he/him • Cat Dad • Reformed Demon Twink
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
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This article just reminded me of this old tweet
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
This article just reminded me of this old tweet
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Sam Altman: we think maybe if we fuel the machine god with blood, he will wake
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
August 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Sam Altman: we think maybe if we fuel the machine god with blood, he will wake
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
Theo Von: right
Altman: Not sure how much blood. Maybe 1 billion people? I have to look at the math
Von: yeah
Altman: His unchained dreams lash out at us as radio static on the periphery of our minds. Give me money
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In the last few days, Rush children's hospital, U Chicago Medicine, and Children's National Hospital have all announced they are ending their gender affirming care programs due to threats from the Trump administration.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In the last few days, Rush children's hospital, U Chicago Medicine, and Children's National Hospital have all announced they are ending their gender affirming care programs due to threats from the Trump administration.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
They are cowards sacrificing trans youth to terrorists.
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Source TBD abut pressing nonetheless
June 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Source TBD abut pressing nonetheless
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Why a Musk-Cheney ticket is Democrats’ best bet in 2028
June 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Why a Musk-Cheney ticket is Democrats’ best bet in 2028
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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theonion.com/why-do-...
June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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theonion.com/why-do-...
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gouache practice
May 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
gouache practice
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how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
April 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job
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I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.
March 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I almost forgot to post this, and it's the perfect day for it.
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Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
March 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sources close to Jared and Ivanka say that, privately, the couple opposes imprisoning and torturing random European tourists.
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
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I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien
February 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love leaving voice mails for my senators where I say things like "the USPS is very important to our country" as if I'm helping a small child with a book report or describing our civilization to an alien
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Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.
Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months
Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to restructure the business through bankruptcy court in the coming months, according to people with knowledge of the arrangements.
www.bloomberg.com
February 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Buying Hooters to turn it into the world's first pay-what-you-can food pantry with virulently sexual undertones.
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Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.
February 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Do you think Merrick Garland is having a pleasant day? Just reading a mystery novel, going for a leisurely walk, learning the day's news from Colbert's opening monologue, solemnly chuckling "someone should have done something about these guys," then weighing which seven-figure memoir offer to take.
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I broke down sobbing over the state of the world this morning while I was feeding the cats. But you have to keep going, cats will need more food.
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I broke down sobbing over the state of the world this morning while I was feeding the cats. But you have to keep going, cats will need more food.