Mr Akkala Vibes
@pfish.zone
don’t care, buy hyrulian / think less if it hurts more, baby
⚣ gay idiot, charles river enjoyer. https://pfish.zone/
⚣ gay idiot, charles river enjoyer. https://pfish.zone/
if the CloverPit slot machine had no Luck (i.e., each symbol were chosen completely independently), after simulating 100 000 000 000 spins I can confidently say the value of a single spin is about ϕ1.3892
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
if the CloverPit slot machine had no Luck (i.e., each symbol were chosen completely independently), after simulating 100 000 000 000 spins I can confidently say the value of a single spin is about ϕ1.3892
crab bucket repost
We don't see what the big deal is about the poem.
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
crab bucket repost
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Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gameday voting on which school has the most faculty in the Epstein Files
every description of RFK’s voice is better than the last
<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
honestly with how much these two deserve each other it's kind of beautiful they found each other if only for a little bit 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
every description of RFK’s voice is better than the last
me rn
[booting up an objectively bad but fun show for background noise]
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 AM
me rn
when I run chmod -R a+x /
im the execution of all things guy. for the record
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
when I run chmod -R a+x /
I think it’s great that they let somebody who doesn’t know about the white balance setting on their camera be white house photographer
It is real:
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I think it’s great that they let somebody who doesn’t know about the white balance setting on their camera be white house photographer
tfw i am asserting sea control for myself and denying sea control for my opponent
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
tfw i am asserting sea control for myself and denying sea control for my opponent
you can pretty much build an entire casino out of roguelikes now:
• slots: CloverPit
• blackjack: Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
• roulette: Bingle Bangle
• poker: Balatro
• dice (generic): Cats & Dice
• pachinko: Ploink
• coin pusher: Raccoin
• facilities department: Rogue Light Deck Builder
• slots: CloverPit
• blackjack: Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
• roulette: Bingle Bangle
• poker: Balatro
• dice (generic): Cats & Dice
• pachinko: Ploink
• coin pusher: Raccoin
• facilities department: Rogue Light Deck Builder
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
you can pretty much build an entire casino out of roguelikes now:
• slots: CloverPit
• blackjack: Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
• roulette: Bingle Bangle
• poker: Balatro
• dice (generic): Cats & Dice
• pachinko: Ploink
• coin pusher: Raccoin
• facilities department: Rogue Light Deck Builder
• slots: CloverPit
• blackjack: Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers
• roulette: Bingle Bangle
• poker: Balatro
• dice (generic): Cats & Dice
• pachinko: Ploink
• coin pusher: Raccoin
• facilities department: Rogue Light Deck Builder
doorknob time
as I observed on the old site, wild that the RNA vaccine works by tricking your body into making doorknobs which it then gets scared of
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
doorknob time
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
more and more people are asking this question
now where's the Institute of Gremlins 2 Studies
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
more and more people are asking this question
when Frank poos her enclosure:
guess who's fucked up their Python environment again
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
when Frank poos her enclosure:
journalists failing to circle the wagons around Nuzzi or Lizza like a dog who can’t pick a spot to lay down
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
journalists failing to circle the wagons around Nuzzi or Lizza like a dog who can’t pick a spot to lay down
the quoted post is an example of the phenomenon described in the post it itself quotes
Posts that explain other people’s jokes do good here
This is funny because there is a whole genre of posts on here that link to a joke from elsewhere and restate it in simpler terms and buddy they ALWAYS do numbers
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the quoted post is an example of the phenomenon described in the post it itself quotes
ideal coxswain personality
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
ideal coxswain personality
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After the Rubygems drama, I felt frustrated that I can’t escape evil people trying to dominate my life.
I found myself mourning the future I thought we would have; but also hopeful that it’s not too late to start choosing kindness.
Join me in building a better future:
okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
I found myself mourning the future I thought we would have; but also hopeful that it’s not too late to start choosing kindness.
Join me in building a better future:
okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
In Praise of dhh
A reflection on Ruby's past, present, and future.
okayfail.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
After the Rubygems drama, I felt frustrated that I can’t escape evil people trying to dominate my life.
I found myself mourning the future I thought we would have; but also hopeful that it’s not too late to start choosing kindness.
Join me in building a better future:
okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
I found myself mourning the future I thought we would have; but also hopeful that it’s not too late to start choosing kindness.
Join me in building a better future:
okayfail.com/2025/in-prai...
if you understand what is going on in this post you urgently need to touch grass
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
if you understand what is going on in this post you urgently need to touch grass
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I wrote about a potential IOC ban over transgender, intersex and DSD athletes and how that ties in with the tragic death of Lia Smith here in the U.S.
Mostly, I ask is anyone going to care about those who have been hurt the entire time by this movement?
Mostly, I ask is anyone going to care about those who have been hurt the entire time by this movement?
What happens when the dog catches the car does it just stop and wag its tail and everyone pats it on the head saying good job?
Ahead of the 2018 Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea the IOC held a series of roundtables with journalists on a number of topics. This was a standard thing that their media relations team wou...
www.sydney-bauer.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wrote about a potential IOC ban over transgender, intersex and DSD athletes and how that ties in with the tragic death of Lia Smith here in the U.S.
Mostly, I ask is anyone going to care about those who have been hurt the entire time by this movement?
Mostly, I ask is anyone going to care about those who have been hurt the entire time by this movement?
ABSOLUTE KOJIMA
November 14, 2025 at 9:02 AM
ABSOLUTE KOJIMA
fuckin’
How Massachusetts am I? Just ate soft serve in the car in the Market Basket parking lot. It's 39 degrees out. You know you can hear the accent this information is conveyed in.
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
fuckin’
cloverpit is still great. had a fun surprise opening the drawer at the start of a new run just earlier!!!
🚨 new update out now!🚨
- introducing HARD MODE: a new way to make memory cards go rainbow (double the deadline amount!!)
- rebalancing of charms, values etc
- new and improved UI
- tons of smaller fixes
also officially past +1 million copies sold now, THANK YOU!!!
- introducing HARD MODE: a new way to make memory cards go rainbow (double the deadline amount!!)
- rebalancing of charms, values etc
- new and improved UI
- tons of smaller fixes
also officially past +1 million copies sold now, THANK YOU!!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
cloverpit is still great. had a fun surprise opening the drawer at the start of a new run just earlier!!!
oh hey Vine is back “It allows you to create and share looping videos using the decentralized Nostr protocol,” no thank you
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
oh hey Vine is back “It allows you to create and share looping videos using the decentralized Nostr protocol,” no thank you