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Percy Galore
@percygalore.bsky.social
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Programmer, cat dad, music lover, spouse, Stockholm-adjacent.
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gtconway.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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mikkolaaksonen.bsky.social
Trump does not even remember where he plans to invade.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 2:41 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Does he know he's *IN* Switzerland?
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Announcing publicly "Dear head of another state, you can influence my actions by giving or denying me prizes" is a real Master of the Art of the Deal move.
January 19, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 2d
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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rebeccasolnit.bsky.social
Córy Doctorow with another verbal bullseye: pluralistic.net/2026/01/13/n...
I'm sorry. As a technology writer, I'm supposed to be telling you that this bet will some day pay off, because one day we will have shoveled so many words into the word-guessing program that it wakes up and learns how to actually do the jobs it is failing spectacularly at today. This is a proposition akin to the idea that if we keep breeding horses to run faster and faster, one of them will give birth to a locomotive. Humans possess intelligence, and machines do not. The difference between a human and a word-guessing program isn't how many words the human knows. I'm sorry. I know that when we talk about "digital sovereignty," we're obliged to talk about how we can build more data-centres that we can fill up with money-losing chips from American silicon monopolists in the hopes of destroying as many jobs as possible while blowing through our clean energy goals and enshittifying as much of our potable water as possible.
January 18, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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thefarce.org
Higher prices, war on your neighbors, and more measles

is pretty much what they ran on if you looked at the policies.
January 18, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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jensfoell.de
A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
A much-liked post by Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com with the titles “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student” and the caption “They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
This plate of pie and bowl of soup is what inspired the national flag of Pieandsoupistan.
January 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
percygalore.bsky.social
You can't spell "fart therapy" without "art therapy".

Case closed.
January 18, 2026 at 6:18 AM
percygalore.bsky.social
Spoken like a true Ferengi
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Europe needs to learn to depend less on our former best friend. This is not a functioning relationship. Elbows up!

apnews.com/article/denm...
Trump says 8 European countries will be charged a 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland
President Donald Trump says he'll charge a 10% import tax starting in February on goods from eight European countries because of opposition to U.S. control of Greenland.
apnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
I have:

* no filters
* no sense of personal boundaries
* no personal stake or experience

... but here's my opinion on the matter
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
RIP
Calvin peeing into Dilbert's ear.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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mcsweeneys.net
"In Busytown, everyone works. Working is important. Work makes everything run smoothly. When everything runs smoothly, no one has to ask questions."
Richard Scarry’s What Do People Do All Day in Fascist Busytown?
Welcome to Fascist Busytown. My, what a compliant, orderly town! In Fascist Busytown, everyone works. Working is important. Work makes everything r...
buff.ly
January 13, 2026 at 7:27 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Introducing:
Gochusritchup (TM)...
equal parts gochujang, sriracha & ketchup.
January 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
The First Guy To Ever Measure Time
YouTube video by Ryan George
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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theonion.com
Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Slightly diminish a band:

Norwegian House Mafia
michaelianblack.bsky.social Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 11d
Slightly diminish a band:

Thompson Siblings
kellycarlin.bsky.social Kelly Carlin-McCall @kellycarlin.bsky.social · 11d
Slightly diminish a band:

Half & Half
January 10, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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ceej.online
Yes! Yes!! My party is in power!! Time to hit the streets and do violence to my neighbors!! I'm assuming of course that no social, cultural, or political forces, let alone those caused by my own gleeful actions, will ever tip the balance of power away from us
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A digital simulation of a work and weathered two color relief print on toned paper. A black goat with big horns curving back in a somewhat exaggerated running or prancing pose is turning his head to look back over his shoulder. There is a pole topped with a small inverted cross crooked in one of his front legs and attached to the pole, streaming over the goat, is a red banner bearing some crusty looking blackletter script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Utekylen går på högvarv.
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
percygalore.bsky.social
Would you?
You wouldn't kidnap a venezuelan president
January 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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bassesbasta.bsky.social
Bryt upp, bryt upp!*

Den nya dagen gryr.**

Oändligt är vårt stora äventyr.***

*vakna horunge

**väckarklockan ringer idiot

***du ska till kontoret och jobba med copilot
January 8, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
This anniversary of the Jan 6 riot, with Donald Trump back in what's left of the White House, is a reminder of what a deeply damaged country this is to have re-elected the reckless vainglorious fool who instigated it.
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM