éclairwolf 🏳️⚧️
@pastry.dog
approximately girl-shaped cga wolf thing. occasional romhacker / slow speedrunner / javascript idiot. i write porn sometimes. 🔞
it/she/they 🏳️⚧️
far more active on fedi: https://tech.lgbt/@eclairwolf
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far more active on fedi: https://tech.lgbt/@eclairwolf
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@pastry.dog
· Oct 25
soo hungry need to fuck your wife and head to pf changs
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fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fuck you
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
the memories of a generation lost because of Reagan's homophobia will not be erased
i think we should do something in DC that would make david wojnarowicz proud tbh
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Seiga Kaku is a funny because she's you'd think "evil faildaughter hermit unbound by walls and social conventions who animates the dead for toxic yuri and seduces buddhist princes into becoming taoist girls" would be a Big Bad but no, she's a stage 4 boss and her schemes are just petty and weird
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Seiga Kaku is a funny because she's you'd think "evil faildaughter hermit unbound by walls and social conventions who animates the dead for toxic yuri and seduces buddhist princes into becoming taoist girls" would be a Big Bad but no, she's a stage 4 boss and her schemes are just petty and weird
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If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
r/pcgaming
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
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this feels like a song that would've played during a cutscene in Sonic Adventure 3. like, where Tails unveils his new submarine or where Sonic runs past some new animal and it inspires them to try friendship.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this feels like a song that would've played during a cutscene in Sonic Adventure 3. like, where Tails unveils his new submarine or where Sonic runs past some new animal and it inspires them to try friendship.
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the majestic forest doofus
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
the majestic forest doofus
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
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Did your parents vote for Trump? For Thanksgiving, enable this feature on their TV:
Auto Motion Plus (Samsung)
TruMotion (LG)
Action Smoothing (Vizio)
Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL)
Smooth Motion Effect (LG)
Picture Clarity (Samsung)
MEMC (Others)
Auto Motion Plus (Samsung)
TruMotion (LG)
Action Smoothing (Vizio)
Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL)
Smooth Motion Effect (LG)
Picture Clarity (Samsung)
MEMC (Others)
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Did your parents vote for Trump? For Thanksgiving, enable this feature on their TV:
Auto Motion Plus (Samsung)
TruMotion (LG)
Action Smoothing (Vizio)
Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL)
Smooth Motion Effect (LG)
Picture Clarity (Samsung)
MEMC (Others)
Auto Motion Plus (Samsung)
TruMotion (LG)
Action Smoothing (Vizio)
Motion Enhancement (Google TV / TCL)
Smooth Motion Effect (LG)
Picture Clarity (Samsung)
MEMC (Others)
calling up my oregon friends and asking "hey i heard you got reduced into goo evangelion style and then collectively reassembled into a big sword that says "oregon." are you doing okay?"
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
calling up my oregon friends and asking "hey i heard you got reduced into goo evangelion style and then collectively reassembled into a big sword that says "oregon." are you doing okay?"
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actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
actual wolf: let's sleep in a pile tonight
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
idiot guy: *reads a book called Based Stoicism: Marcus Aurelius On Defeating Wokeness*
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
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imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like
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Cancel all my plans in March.
National holiday coming up.
National holiday coming up.
Is it really that, time, again?
It seems as if you only just arrived.
It seems as if you only just arrived.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Cancel all my plans in March.
National holiday coming up.
National holiday coming up.
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This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
To bear out this rosy projection, HSBC assumes that OpenAI will become "as ubiquitous [...] as Microsoft 365" (345mm users worldwide) while bringing in 10x the number of users (3bn).
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This is why OpenAI is selling so aggressively to education at all levels—they want to create entire generations of users incapable of reading, writing and thinking without ChatGPT to hold their hands
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
And teachers and professors should call this out for what it actually is
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Britain's attacks on trans existence have global significance
Fuming whilst listening to Alberta UCP MLAs referring to the Cass Review ad nauseam to defend its bill... literally removing the right to life from trans youth.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Britain's attacks on trans existence have global significance
imho the most annoying part about having never caught covid is that i can't even blame my chronic fatigue / brain fog / random mostly-benign heart shit on it
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
imho the most annoying part about having never caught covid is that i can't even blame my chronic fatigue / brain fog / random mostly-benign heart shit on it
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this is what it's like, yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
this is what it's like, yeah.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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I don't know the criminal standard specifically but Linehan did say *in court* that he was motivated by the victim's status as a trans person. If a clear statement of explicit prejudice isn't enough then you need a new standard.
news.sky.com/story/bluesk...
news.sky.com/story/bluesk...
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I don't know the criminal standard specifically but Linehan did say *in court* that he was motivated by the victim's status as a trans person. If a clear statement of explicit prejudice isn't enough then you need a new standard.
news.sky.com/story/bluesk...
news.sky.com/story/bluesk...
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The story told here--one where anecdata suggests agency and autonomy have run amok and nameless activists are to blame--certainly rhymes with the NYT's disastrous panic about trans kids. Then you realize it's literally being written by the same author.
Autism rates have increased in recent decades, but the reasons are more complicated than what Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has presented. Hear more on today's episode of "The Daily." nyti.ms/480eqtm
The Autism Diagnosis Problem
Autism rates have increased in recent decades, but the reasons are more complicated than what Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has presented.
nyti.ms
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The story told here--one where anecdata suggests agency and autonomy have run amok and nameless activists are to blame--certainly rhymes with the NYT's disastrous panic about trans kids. Then you realize it's literally being written by the same author.
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my poor wife had to experience me coming into her room, telling her to look at this image, and then me just losing my shit about it while laughing so hard I'm in actual physical pain now while she just goes 'but it's not funny?? I'm sorry???'
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
my poor wife had to experience me coming into her room, telling her to look at this image, and then me just losing my shit about it while laughing so hard I'm in actual physical pain now while she just goes 'but it's not funny?? I'm sorry???'
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Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Charlie Brown’s eyes are both on the front of his head, implying that he is a predator
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