PandaMom
@pandamom.bsky.social
Mostly harmless 💅 In love with an Irishman ☘️ Lefty 🫏
Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈⬛🐈
NP 👩🏻⚕️ Sleep Medicine 💤🥱 Neuro 🧠
Fungi 🍄🟫🍄 Art memes 🖼️ Dirty jokes 🤭 Merkins are funny 🌳 RFK is killing us 🪱
Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈⬛🐈
NP 👩🏻⚕️ Sleep Medicine 💤🥱 Neuro 🧠
Fungi 🍄🟫🍄 Art memes 🖼️ Dirty jokes 🤭 Merkins are funny 🌳 RFK is killing us 🪱
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Thankful for these kids, these pets, a job with benefits, I’m up walking on 2 feet, I don’t have to give my time & energy to toxic people, and my guy is pretty damn awesome ❤️
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Thankful for these kids, these pets, a job with benefits, I’m up walking on 2 feet, I don’t have to give my time & energy to toxic people, and my guy is pretty damn awesome ❤️
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
And my pocket friends are pretty amazing too!
Happy Thanksgiving to all of you!
Not to brag or anything, but I’ve got bald AND smart AND he cooks AND does laundry
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Not to brag or anything, but I’ve got bald AND smart AND he cooks AND does laundry
I cackled through the entire article 🤣🤣🤣
Must read, Fam
Must read, Fam
Who wants psychic damage?
People are calling my lede here "appalling," "nightmare fuel," "actively evil," and "a desecration of the human spirit"
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I cackled through the entire article 🤣🤣🤣
Must read, Fam
Must read, Fam
Remembering the time when my daughter told @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social “Don’t sass me”
a man with a flower in his hair is smiling and holding a plate of food .
ALT: a man with a flower in his hair is smiling and holding a plate of food .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Remembering the time when my daughter told @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social “Don’t sass me”
Which t shirt does @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social need to wear to see my MAGA/evangelical family over Christmas?
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Please vote
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Please vote
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Which t shirt does @dermotncosgrove.bsky.social need to wear to see my MAGA/evangelical family over Christmas?
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Please vote
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Please vote
The best pies-listed in order of best to least best:
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The best pies-listed in order of best to least best:
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
Lemon meringue
Key Lime
Derby pie
Pecan pie
Pumpkin pie
Apple pie
Everything else is inedible*
*meat pies excluded
Travel
Marriage
Boyfriend
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Marriage
Boyfriend
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Hmmm...wine, beach, ass...
...too bad I noticed ass before money...such is life.
...too bad I noticed ass before money...such is life.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Travel
Marriage
Boyfriend
🤣🤣🤣
Marriage
Boyfriend
🤣🤣🤣
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If you get triggered by a statement not to break the law, that says more about you than it does about the statement
a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you get triggered by a statement not to break the law, that says more about you than it does about the statement
Hell. IM CONCERNED ABOUT DINNER ROLL COUNT.
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hell. IM CONCERNED ABOUT DINNER ROLL COUNT.
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
I have an annual allotment of Hawaiian rolls and I damn well better get my share
My daughter and I just had palm readings done.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My daughter and I just had palm readings done.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
When she got to my palm, she just got really sad.
Now she probably needs therapy.
There’s a game on Roblox called “Don’t Get Sniffed” where there’s a guy trying to sniff you.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
There’s a game on Roblox called “Don’t Get Sniffed” where there’s a guy trying to sniff you.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Turns a nightmare into a game.
Posted in honor of @gpatrick.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Posted in honor of @gpatrick.bsky.social
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😵💫
Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
😵💫
Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
Handsome Zohran Mamdani made Donald Trump smitten
Charm & good looks helped Trump fall in love with him
Now Stephen Miller is jealous as hell
Hates that their meeting went so damn well
#ZohranMamdani #StephenMiller #Trump
So, um….felching. Let’s [not] discuss.
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
Ryan Lizza reveals raunchy ‘poem’ RFK Jr allegedly sent his then-fiancée as he tells all on Olivia Nuzzi
Lizza coined the poem “American Canyon” and suggested there were “many others, too explicit to print.”
nypost.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
So, um….felching. Let’s [not] discuss.
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
Brain worm mystery solved.
Nuzzi needs dewormer.
nypost.com/2025/11/22/u...
The threat to Mamdani is real. I hope his security team is prepared for the wrath of Stephen Miller…
Just further proof that the real violence is only being perpetrated by one side, and it’s not the left no matter how much Fox and Stephen Miller stomp their little feet
mtg spent like ten years making enemies on the left and that seemed fine with her. she spent ten days making enemies on the right, had to hire security, and then had to quit altogether.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
The threat to Mamdani is real. I hope his security team is prepared for the wrath of Stephen Miller…
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mtg spent like ten years making enemies on the left and that seemed fine with her. she spent ten days making enemies on the right, had to hire security, and then had to quit altogether.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
mtg spent like ten years making enemies on the left and that seemed fine with her. she spent ten days making enemies on the right, had to hire security, and then had to quit altogether.
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Everyone knows men don't ask directions...that's what you get when you fire all of the women.
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Everyone knows men don't ask directions...that's what you get when you fire all of the women.
Jesus Christ
"The Pentagon, in a deeply embarrassing statement, admitted that its troops were mistaken when they landed on the beach" in Mexico.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion
Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.
www.dailymail.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Jesus Christ
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A 14 year old has responded to Megyn Kelly’s disgusting comments.
@cheeringforchange on TikTok
#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #MegynKelly
@cheeringforchange on TikTok
#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #MegynKelly
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A 14 year old has responded to Megyn Kelly’s disgusting comments.
@cheeringforchange on TikTok
#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #MegynKelly
@cheeringforchange on TikTok
#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheFiles #MegynKelly
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We stand with survivors everywhere. Release the files, and jail the PDFs, including the ones in the White House.
#EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #JeffreyEpstein #50501movement
#EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #JeffreyEpstein #50501movement
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We stand with survivors everywhere. Release the files, and jail the PDFs, including the ones in the White House.
#EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #JeffreyEpstein #50501movement
#EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedo #JeffreyEpstein #50501movement
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Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok these all sound like gay porn titles.