Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
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Wiggles
@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
· Apr 18
I am a slut for a whole hog
NEWS YOU CAN USE
I just found a ramen noodle packet with a use by date in 2021 and folks, I am here to tell you they can absolutely go bad.
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
NEWS YOU CAN USE
Idles covering "Police and Thieves" was not something I expected out of a Darren Aronofsky movie.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Idles covering "Police and Thieves" was not something I expected out of a Darren Aronofsky movie.
I'm finally watching the "last" m:i movie.
This is so incredible amazingly hysterically bad.
This is so incredible amazingly hysterically bad.
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm finally watching the "last" m:i movie.
This is so incredible amazingly hysterically bad.
This is so incredible amazingly hysterically bad.
So... Lewis retirement announcement when?
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
So... Lewis retirement announcement when?
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
I want to hear from that other 4%!
I'm sure they have some amazing insights to share with us. Also because I like absurdist comedy.
I'm sure they have some amazing insights to share with us. Also because I like absurdist comedy.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I want to hear from that other 4%!
I'm sure they have some amazing insights to share with us. Also because I like absurdist comedy.
I'm sure they have some amazing insights to share with us. Also because I like absurdist comedy.
The funniest part of this project is that we're donating everything that hasn't hit its "best buy" date, and keeping stuff that's pseudo-expired.
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The funniest part of this project is that we're donating everything that hasn't hit its "best buy" date, and keeping stuff that's pseudo-expired.
MiL cabinet cleanout.
She might have enough pasta.
She might have enough pasta.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
MiL cabinet cleanout.
She might have enough pasta.
She might have enough pasta.
This might be the most frightening part.
Why do I want juice in my root beer? WHY?
Why do I want juice in my root beer? WHY?
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This might be the most frightening part.
Why do I want juice in my root beer? WHY?
Why do I want juice in my root beer? WHY?
I have not even seen an alf hog for months!
I am having fun on Bluesky now! Early Bluesky was certainly more anarchic and looser and overtly hornier; I think it's hard to scale those particular qualities. What worked as a community of 40,000 or even 400,000 won't always work at 40 million.
Do you mean early BlueSky was more fun than current BlueSky?
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I have not even seen an alf hog for months!
Who the fuck thought these were a good idea? This thing is disgusting.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Who the fuck thought these were a good idea? This thing is disgusting.
Please don't arrest me for what I'm going to do later tonight.
This news is relevant to my immediate current interests.
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Please don't arrest me for what I'm going to do later tonight.
Sigh.
Youtube comment of the day:
"Germany never lost WW1. That is the thing. Germany actually won WW1, but no one realised it until 1941."
"Germany never lost WW1. That is the thing. Germany actually won WW1, but no one realised it until 1941."
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sigh.
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In 1993 we had Barry Sanders on Thanksgiving Day, Oregon Trail on PC and Tecmo Super Bowl on NES. All downhill from there.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In 1993 we had Barry Sanders on Thanksgiving Day, Oregon Trail on PC and Tecmo Super Bowl on NES. All downhill from there.
Someone sat on my bird.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Someone sat on my bird.
When they won't let you lick the toddler.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
When they won't let you lick the toddler.
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It's going to be a long day.
MiL made gravy yesterday. It is now back on the stove "getting the chill knocked out of it."
Dinner is not for 7 hours.
MiL made gravy yesterday. It is now back on the stove "getting the chill knocked out of it."
Dinner is not for 7 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's going to be a long day.
MiL made gravy yesterday. It is now back on the stove "getting the chill knocked out of it."
Dinner is not for 7 hours.
MiL made gravy yesterday. It is now back on the stove "getting the chill knocked out of it."
Dinner is not for 7 hours.
The in-laws are watching the SNL Thanksgiving clip show.
Did you know the Adam Sandler Turkey Song is 33 years old?
You're welcome!
Did you know the Adam Sandler Turkey Song is 33 years old?
You're welcome!
a man in a tuxedo is holding a red cloth with the words my job here is done below him
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is holding a red cloth with the words my job here is done below him
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The in-laws are watching the SNL Thanksgiving clip show.
Did you know the Adam Sandler Turkey Song is 33 years old?
You're welcome!
Did you know the Adam Sandler Turkey Song is 33 years old?
You're welcome!
TWO LITERS OF SYRUP FOR LESS THAN TWENTY BUCKS!
HOW COULD ANYONE SAY NO?!
HOW COULD ANYONE SAY NO?!
ok so apparently you can get the straight syrup version of Baja Blast and this just opened up a lot of possibilities www.sodacentre.com/products/mtn...
Mtn Dew Baja Blast Syrup
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is a limited time flavour. 2L jug. Pops are a 5:1 ratio. The colder and more carbonated your water the less syrup you'll use. Experiment with the number of pumps to find the a...
www.sodacentre.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
TWO LITERS OF SYRUP FOR LESS THAN TWENTY BUCKS!
HOW COULD ANYONE SAY NO?!
HOW COULD ANYONE SAY NO?!