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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 13h

Gear is lame.

Guitars. Now THAT is the way to go.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

It’s all fun and games until they beat you in three moves with Classic Flying Russian Two Step Bishop Hopscotch Goozewiffle.

Or whatever. I play checkers, not chess.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

Went to an AYCE sushi place and they were GENEROUS with their portion sizes.

The world isn’t perfect but there are patches of joy everywhere even though they may be hard to find.

Even in fucking Rochester.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

Classic genre.

a man in a military uniform with the words thank you behind him

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

Mapping the human terrain and finding bombs with your feet. Dumbest idea in the history of bad ideas in Afghanistan.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

“I’m the mayor of this here town, and they want me dead.”

Actually sir they killed the last two mayors and now have their own thing going. Not sure they know who you are.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

Love it. Amazing work.

@plunkettprime.bsky.social come look at this.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

…there was a lot going on in September of 2006. Maxim was there for it. And for that, we say:

ALT: a man in a military uniform with the words thank you behind him

a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words bill nye behind him

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

The September 2006 edition of Maxim with Eva Longoria on the cover would literally kill him.

ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is sitting on a couch with his mouth open and the words bill nye behind him

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

They pet cats tail to head in Toronto.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

Everyone who believes in freedom, decency, and goodwill toward their fellow human beings is cheering for Seattle.

As a Yankees fan: I want the Mariners to win it all.

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

No I literally can. And I will.

a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 14h

Free speech is dead.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 15h

Melting away? Not being held to account for their abject rejection of all that is right and good, with no way to tell they were horrific human beings?

ALT: a man in a white suit stands in a forest with the words now that i can 't abide above him

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

If not we’ll iterate til we innovate

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

I dual hat. It’s close to the office up here.

elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with the word wrath above him

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

Hell is real, and it is a Seniors Tour Group from Edgerton, OH at the Hampton Inn breakfast in Rochester.

ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire with the word wrath above him

a man in a black vest says no bueno in front of mountains

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

“But it’s self healing MANET,” they say as a battery of 122mm opens up on them.

ALT: a man in a black vest says no bueno in front of mountains

a man in a black jacket is making a funny face and saying heresy .

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

Hm. Depends on the MOS and what he does, really.

Unless he’s a mortar dude. Send him a rock or an empty bag of chips. He’ll be entertained for hours.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

Chili spaghetti…

ALT: a man in a black jacket is making a funny face and saying heresy .

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

All a cash grab.

a group of business people standing in front of a window with the words " maximum overbusiness "

Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

“Hey Sharks! Maven fucking sucks, amirite? Classification, authorities, physics, reality…fuck that. Those are blockers. Now imagine everything all at once all the time everywhere for everyone!”

ALT: a group of business people standing in front of a window with the words " maximum overbusiness "