Alexandra Jordan MD
@alexandrajordanmd.bsky.social
Midwestern nocturnist. 🦇🦇🦇
Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
Aspiring snake-priestess! 🐍🐍🐍
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My politics are becoming increasingly "we live in a society"
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My politics are becoming increasingly "we live in a society"
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'Mick Jagger is Keith Richards son'
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
'Mick Jagger is Keith Richards son'
I spend so much time just staring creepily at this feral cat that hangs out on my deck.
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I spend so much time just staring creepily at this feral cat that hangs out on my deck.
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they'd also still be more wholesome than caravaggio, who lived a life with a 1990s gangsta rap level bodycount
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
they'd also still be more wholesome than caravaggio, who lived a life with a 1990s gangsta rap level bodycount
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YES YES YES thank you @georgemonbiot.bsky.social 🙏
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
YES YES YES thank you @georgemonbiot.bsky.social 🙏
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
😩AT LAST someone rasiing the alarm about what Europe's plummeting brith rates really mean!!
"In reality, without immigration there will be no Europe, no civilisation and no one left to argue about it."⚠️
It's. that. simple.
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here is a list of every thought I have had about the Olivia Nuzzi story: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/regrettabl...
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
here is a list of every thought I have had about the Olivia Nuzzi story: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/regrettabl...
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'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition
“Death By Lightning” is quite good, but also a difficult watch if you get viscerally uncomfortable watching other people embarrassing themselves.
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“Death By Lightning” is quite good, but also a difficult watch if you get viscerally uncomfortable watching other people embarrassing themselves.
This feral cat is a Goode Loafe.
December 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This feral cat is a Goode Loafe.
Listening to the History of France podcast, and struck by the fact that it was the mother of Francois I (Louise of Savoy) & the aunt of Charles V (Margaret of Austria) who conducted the peace negotiations to end the Italian Wars. Their argument for THEM being the ones to do the negotiations?
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Listening to the History of France podcast, and struck by the fact that it was the mother of Francois I (Louise of Savoy) & the aunt of Charles V (Margaret of Austria) who conducted the peace negotiations to end the Italian Wars. Their argument for THEM being the ones to do the negotiations?
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I sort of wish y'all took this more seriously, because this attitude is a reinforcement of heterosexuality as a hierarchy. It's an acknowledgement and understanding that it's not enough to "be with" a woman, or even to father children.
They define manhood as exploitation, abuse, and dominance.
They define manhood as exploitation, abuse, and dominance.
"Everything straight is actually gay" is my favourite kind of ragebait posts by these morons.
December 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I sort of wish y'all took this more seriously, because this attitude is a reinforcement of heterosexuality as a hierarchy. It's an acknowledgement and understanding that it's not enough to "be with" a woman, or even to father children.
They define manhood as exploitation, abuse, and dominance.
They define manhood as exploitation, abuse, and dominance.
This is why I will never trust AI with anything medical.
Remember kids that your excluded hammock is an important part of your anatomy!
Man, I hope that person's small intestine is doing OK.
Man, I hope that person's small intestine is doing OK.
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why I will never trust AI with anything medical.
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Drunken Raccoon Rampage At T.J. Maxx Goes Unnoticed
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Drunken Raccoon Rampage At T.J. Maxx Goes Unnoticed
I’m probably a little late to the party, but “Death by Lightning” is pretty good. (Only 1 episode in tho).
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I’m probably a little late to the party, but “Death by Lightning” is pretty good. (Only 1 episode in tho).
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
Moderate coffee consumption has been associated with a reduction in all-cause mortality, so fuck that for realsies.
www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Moderate coffee consumption has been associated with a reduction in all-cause mortality, so fuck that for realsies.
www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
www.nejm.org/doi/full/10....
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you know it's hard out here for a pimp
but with our new AI-powered pimping features, you'll get more "flow" in a hustle
Introducing... PAIMP
but with our new AI-powered pimping features, you'll get more "flow" in a hustle
Introducing... PAIMP
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
you know it's hard out here for a pimp
but with our new AI-powered pimping features, you'll get more "flow" in a hustle
Introducing... PAIMP
but with our new AI-powered pimping features, you'll get more "flow" in a hustle
Introducing... PAIMP
This is so enraging. So many of my coworkers and friends are immigrants, and many more are the children of them… I want my son to grow up in a world that was as enriched by diverse people and cultures as mine has been.
Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.
If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This is so enraging. So many of my coworkers and friends are immigrants, and many more are the children of them… I want my son to grow up in a world that was as enriched by diverse people and cultures as mine has been.
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We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
We spend a lot of time talking about domestic terrorism and groups are consistently ignored by the mainstream and I’d like to present you with the most under-the-radar domestic terrorists that exist and call for them to finally be brought to justice:
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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This is a fun idea for the US to put in place right before a World Cup and an Olympics
Requiring temporary visitors to surrender five years of social media to the U.S. sends the message that the American commitment to free speech is pretense. This simply is not the behavior of a country confident in its freedoms.
It's a threat to free speech around the world and must be opposed.
It's a threat to free speech around the world and must be opposed.
Foreign tourists could be required to disclose 5 years of social media histories under Trump administration plan
The Customs and Border Protection proposal would apply even to countries that don't require visas to enter.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is a fun idea for the US to put in place right before a World Cup and an Olympics
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Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/