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Mostly harmless 💅 In love with an Irishman ☘️ Lefty 🫏
Giant dog lover 🐾 Cat Lady 🐈‍⬛🐈
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Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I was developing some munchies and was about to go get something to eat and then this happened so I guess I’ll just starve now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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inaccurately-named birds, a helpful guide:
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Amaryllis-week 2
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If you don’t follow @theletsnotdate on Insta, you are missing out
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When you have a giant dog who requires snuggles, you might want to make sure he doesn’t pass out whilst lying across your knees, bending them the wrong way…
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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In their confirmation hearings, RFK Jr pledged he would not be anti-vax, Hegseth said he respected women serving in leadership positions in the military, and Bondi said she would not weaponize DOJ against Trump’s political enemies.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Got my shrooms earlier this week and can’t wait to use them!
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anyone want to hear last night’s dream?

Was with my boss and we saw a doctor I used to work with a long time ago
Nice guy. Great doctor.

Anyway, now for some reason he was wheelchair bound and me and my boss were trying to help him and in the midst of it all, he pooped his pants.
Ok dream analysis people-

I dreamed I was naked and making out with a naked pregnant woman with itty bitty titties.

I was somehow from a strict Mennonite family in the dream and we were all in a hotel.

During the escapade my underwear was lost and I had to return to my family’s room wrapped 1
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It isn’t fair….
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
December 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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What more virgin than a computer? A computer science nerd, that's what
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Why are the richest people the biggest heartless dicks to the people in desperate circumstances?

You will have to face your creator someday who clearly said “what you do to the least of these you do to me”

I used to like Phil. Saudi sellout
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Help me out here.

A boat, capsized and yet still loaded with drugs?

We’re talking about a speed boat, right?
Q: What did you see in the second strike?

Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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According to this Supreme Court:

❌ Using race conscious admissions in college to give minorities a fair shot

✅ Using race to profile people on the street to detain for immigration sweeps

✅ Using race to disenfranchise minorities in elecciones

The only consistency is white supremacy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Matthew 7:7 maybe?
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Can confirm. Pretty much every cat our family has ever had has had some flavor of autism.
👯‍♀️anxiety sisters👯‍♀️
December 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ok dream analysis people-

I dreamed I was naked and making out with a naked pregnant woman with itty bitty titties.

I was somehow from a strict Mennonite family in the dream and we were all in a hotel.

During the escapade my underwear was lost and I had to return to my family’s room wrapped 1
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
<chefs kiss>
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Don’t be fooled.

He loves it when I boss him.
@pandamom.bsky.social "We need to have a conversation when you get here"
Me *laughing
Panda "Why are you laughing?"
Me "Because you're about to organise me" 😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The SSecretary of War: A real Nazi.

A typo?
More like a Freudian slip…
December 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM