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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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i deleted it because of character count but i was literally thinking like "this is why Taylor sitting it out looks so bad"
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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It's 1. what makes Taylor Swift's silence so deafening

2. Olivia Rodrigo pulled her whole ass SONG from tiktok to get them to stop using it
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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people like Sabrina Carpenter saying essentially "decent people don't want the stench of ICE or this White House anywhere near them" to an audience of millions that includes a lot of young people helps empower them against ICE while reminding ICE agents that everyone hates them, both big wins
look deleting the post is obviously stopping the actual ICE raids but every single bit of pushback matters bsky.app/profile/airb...
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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It's not really structural, either. I mean, we should ditch life tenure, but that's relatively small. Nine seats is fine in the abstract. It's less about any hugely necessary change to the Court itself, and more about how these individual justices are untenably disgraced and command no respect.
December 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Thing I would've lost money on - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) is actually an 80's song (released in 1988). I would've absolutely bet that was 1990 or 1991.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Missing @irhottakes.bsky.social I hope she's doing okay.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This guy's nickname should be "Axis Powers"
NEWS: The Phillies are signing Japanese RHP Alexandre Moreti to a minor league contract. Moreti is the first amateur player to sign directly from Japan in Phillies history.

Moreti is a recent graduate of Homare High School in Komaki, Japan.
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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it is insanely dishonest to characterize the reaction to the most corrupt pardons in american history as pro-police and pro-prison. fuck off
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Even knowledge of this much evil is destructive to the self. These people are consumed by it, have destroyed themselves beyond fitness for society.
BREAKING: Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans & intersex people, memo says. A DOJ memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act (PREA) do not align with Trump’s Jan. 20 anti-trans executive order, @byadamrhodes.bsky.social reports.
Trump administration plans to end prison rape protections for trans and intersex people
A Department of Justice memo says certain standards under the Prison Rape Elimination Act do not align with Trump’s executive order
prismreports.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I am a woman who joined the Let’s Rethink Chicks Having The Right To Vote Party and I am concerned they do not take me completely seriously, somebody please help me
A member of the House Republican caucus said this.

Oh. So things are BAD bad.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Johan Rojas, who's struggled to stay in the Phillies lineup, would've hit .315 and won ten straight Gold Gloves at the Vet in the 80s.
The AL lineup has eight Hall of Famers and one, in Whitaker, who should be. Again, these are the best of the best. The fourth outfielder on 2/3 of most MLB teams today, while likely not a great player in '85, would be considered a specimen and would be among the top defensive players in the game.
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It’s here. A recap of my #SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter when she sees fascists using her music.
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I would rather have a world where we all trust each other and accept that a few people will take advantage of it than a world where folks have to perform disability constantly in order to get the help they need. Let kids have an extra 30 minutes on the test, jesus fucking christ
December 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is fucking awful. Anything else I want to say about this might get me in trouble with the authorities.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry

girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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btw, every "reasonable" person who's own posting stuff like "well, the prompt was unclear," or "she actually kind of did the assignment OK so maybe the TA overreacted"--you are also part of the problem! You're laundering the deliberate targeting of a TA and a blatant abrogation of academic freedom!
This thread is 💯. Labor precarity in academia means the evisceration of faculty governance and academic freedom, opening the door to administrative purges of the most vulnerable. And faculty-esp tenured faculty and academic leaders-who aren't defending their trans colleagues are enabling it.
So yeah, this is fundamentally about trans people and that cannot be elided, but the ways in which junior faculty are targeted and disposed of, while academic jobs are increasingly precarized, and political grandstanders seek to influence academic governance are fucking terrifying for everyone.
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Great culture can save lives. Literally.

Amazing letter in today’s @thetimes.com about Tom Stoppard
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The most recent @defector.com article about Alexander Ovechkin had 27% of its comments make reference to his friendship with Putin and support of the Orc empire.

The current article about Deni Avdija has 60%(!) of its comments referencing the fact he's Israeli and supports their genocidal regime.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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The worst thing to happen to academia was the emergence of a nomadic administrative class like the one in corporations who just move from institution to institution setting fires and walking away.

Say what you will about the flaws of faculty governance, but at least they believe in the mission.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM