Matthew Gracie
@infosecgoon.bsky.social
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Security Analyst. Panther Modern. Engineer at Security Onion Solutions. Professor at Canisius University. Organizer at Infosec 716 and BSides Buffalo.
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infosecgoon.bsky.social
You need to remember, these aren't very bright guys and things got out of hand.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
I've seen that there are people out there who can arrange their bookshelves in tasteful, minimalist, aesthetically pleasing ways, but I am just not one of them. Mine look like I went to a university's going-out-of-business sale and bought the lot.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
These were elite-tier Halloween candy, definitely remember snagging a few from my kids' trick-or-treat haul.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Imagine a world where a single Democratic politician said anything nearly as offensive about, say, Mississippi, as the average GOP Congressman talking about American cities.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
We had to retire "what was your childhood phone number" as a password reset question at an old gig because so many of our younger employees had no idea.
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
infosecgoon.bsky.social
REMINDER: This month's Infosec 716 meetup is tomorrow night, and is a hybrid event -- we'll be live on Discord as usual, but also meeting in person at the Bit Haven hacker space in the Tri Main Building. Come hang out with the local hacker community!

www.meetup.com/infosec-716/...
Infosec 716 October Meetup, Wed, Oct 15, 2025, 6:00 PM | Meetup
NOTE: Rather than being a purely virtual event as we usually have, **this month's meetup will be a hybrid event**. It will still be broadcast on the Infosec 716 Discord ser
www.meetup.com
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nick-pettigrew.bsky.social
The veneration of Books As Objects misses the point entirely. If you're reading a book, turn the corners down, break the spine, spill soup on it. It's your book, go nuts. A pristine, unread book is a tragedy in a way that a beloved, much-read book that looks like the dog's been at it could never be.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
infosecgoon.bsky.social
"Look at our young, energetic candidate! Why, she's barely old enough to start withdrawing from a 401k account!"
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Burning three first round picks for EJ Manuel and Glass Feet Watkins. Just brutal stuff.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Can't pick up the Bills game on the antenna tonight and I'm kind of okay with that.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
That's the amazing thing, you third rate reality show castoff, people are willing to hate you for free and spend their own money to make sure you know it.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Our local fast food taco chain pays that much.
hacks4pancakes.com
Yea the salaries I’m seeing for SOC are -grim-. I saw someone post 40k today, after all that education
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Happy Columbo Day to all who celebrate.
One more thing.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Asking all of the people lining up to hand you cash "why are you canceling me it's so cruel"
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Nobody ever says anything about GenX and I'm pretty okay with it.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
I want this on a flag.
tedmccormick.bsky.social
Shared courtesy of my Penn History colleague, Ben Nathans
Image: A variation on Benjamin Franklin’s “Join, or Die” engraving, originally published in the Pennsylvania Gazette in 1754. Each segment of the snake has the name of a university sent Trump’s “compact”: Texas, AZ, Vanderbilt, USC, Dartmouth, UVA, Brown, Penn, MIT.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
That's some catch, that Catch 22.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Didn't patch the Fortigate.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
infosecgoon.bsky.social
World leader in "there's one guy who needs to see this ad and we know exactly where he gets off the train".
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Washington Metro advertising remains undefeated.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
It's like a Joseph Heller character escaped from the Holodeck.
jekeep.bsky.social
The far-right mouthpiece who told young men to clean up their place while in front of his very clearly messy home, now has contracted an illness from all the mold in his home.

If you wrote such a fascist character in a story it would be deemed a silly caricature.
Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold
Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."
www.newsweek.com
infosecgoon.bsky.social
Get them in the Hammock District.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
There should be a bicycling component to the driver's license road test for exactly that reason.
infosecgoon.bsky.social
My arachno-syndicalist commune is more of a web.