Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

i deleted it because of character count but i was literally thinking like "this is why Taylor sitting it out looks so bad"

It's 1. what makes Taylor Swift's silence so deafening

2. Olivia Rodrigo pulled her whole ass SONG from tiktok to get them to stop using it

It's not really structural, either. I mean, we should ditch life tenure, but that's relatively small. Nine seats is fine in the abstract. It's less about any hugely necessary change to the Court itself, and more about how these individual justices are untenably disgraced and command no respect.

Outside of Curt Cignetti, Campbell (Matt) is literally the best person Penn State could have hired, and it's ridiculous that they had to fall ass-backwards into him. AD is a clown.

It's untrue, but I think it is the way a certain version of swayable idiot Trump voter thinks - and Shapiro mirroring that is part of why he's been successful in Pennsylvania.

That said, it has a snowball's chance in hell of working in the Democratic primaries, because Democrats know it's bullshit.

I don't understand the "or" in this sentence.

I know someone who had HatTrickFlyer88 on AIM because that was Eric Lindros' number - unfortunate for fans of his!

I was actually hesitant to mock him at first because I thought he might have had Parkinson's.

Even Denethor didn't get this wrecked by Palantir.

Is this some weird shade because you're a Nats fan? Harper led the Phils to the World Series. Of course the back end will age poorly, you pay for pennants up front.

In terms of return, Turner's deal is objectively worse than Harper's (tho it's far from the Phils' worst either).

Harper literally led us to a World Series! Sure the contract might age badly - it's almost built in to those kinds of deals - but how can that possibly be "bad"?

Signing Placido Polanco cost us 2-3 World Series, not because he was ever bad, but because we missed the opportunity to sign Adrian Beltre.

I dunno what qualifies as "best worst" but I've always said that Sheryl Crow (who I like)'s cover of "Sweet Child O Mine" from the Big Daddy soundtrack might be the worst song ever recorded.

Just doing a double jump like a video game character would be enough to get you a massive TikTok following.

Honestly my biggest takeaway here is trying to figure out whether New Hope is technically in Pennsyltucky (I'd rule it a no)

You could basically just fly, by continually teleporting yourself 7 inches forward and slightly upward.

Getting rid of downward momentum might prove an issue tho.