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Nerd shit
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i really really really like this image
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Speaking as someone who was personal friends with at least three men in comics who turned out to be sex pests: just drop him. Moments you spend trying to reconcile the person you thought they were with horrific truths about them are moments that poison leaks into your brain

Chomsky sucked anyway
Noam Chomsky’s emails to Jeffrey Epstein display none of the fawning chatter found from, say, Larry Summers. And he does not appear to have been co-opted by whatever access Epstein provided.
https://bit.ly/4s3vx5A
What the Noam Chomsky–Jeffrey Epstein E-mails Tell Us
Chomsky has often suffered fools, knaves, and criminals too lightly. Epstein was one of them. But that doesn’t mean Chomsky was part of the “Epstein class.”
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.

Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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[Dutch trader in February 1637 voice]
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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There are new pieces of original art available on the Haus of Decline store!
hausofdecline.bigcartel.com

Additionally, past unsold pieces have been marked down!

Here are some examples of the new work that is available!
December 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Oh hi! You caught me stickering some coffee bags…
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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that muppet
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i hate it when the doctor hits me with a hammer because it’s always the wrong bone that springs up !

(i hit send post & sigh. enter the garage. car’s already running. as the exhaust purrs, one last thought comes to me. i pull out my phone)

julia child draftkings ad

(I smile, and pass away.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Lawyer mufos: jot this down
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol

We’ve been saying that since day one
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Nintendo Confirms that Mailman Dragonite would be my friend

(Source: tinyurl.com/yhtxf78z)
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Absolute Wonder Woman
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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(to the tune of deep in the heart of texas) knights of the old republic
December 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM