yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it's cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

Christ these two

ok i saw Weapons and like… i refuse to believe this many explainer articles were actually necessary

Thanks, but you could've pushed for DC statehood at any time.

NYT: Zohran Mamdani took a renaissance counterpoint class during his days as an undergrad. But now, former fellow students are coming forward to say that he routinely employed parallel fifths in his first species exercises AND used inappropriate intervals at final cadences. We analyzed

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

dkc funky kong is a leftist. dk64 funky kong was absolutely at january 6

we carl the world we are the yoda

This year’s crop of Oscar movies are an interesting and accomplished bunch, but there is, frankly, a shameful dearth of movies that tell it like a woman.

All Santa songs are like:

He’s got a peppermint ass
And big huge pants
Big beard as long as a tree
So put a slice of plump cake
Upon a plate
And leave it for the guy to see

This has happened to most women, if your friends aren’t telling you about it ask yourself why they don’t trust you

going to become the Bad Boy of Bluesky