@otoddles.bsky.social
Aotearoa. Middle aged middle manager craft beer wanker wannabe footballing DJ.
All Salmonella, no Dub.
All push, no push
All shape no shifter
January 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
All Salmonella, no Dub.
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
So proud of 9 year old daughter who declared "6-7 is dumb what does it even mean I don't know why other kids say it."
Me, a week ago: I am sure 6-7 annoys parents, but children have always constructed a shared language outside of adult society. This is necessary! Good for them!
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
Me, after spending the holidays with a bunch of niblings between 5 and 14: I am calling on the United Nations to ban the numbers 6 and 7.
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
So proud of 9 year old daughter who declared "6-7 is dumb what does it even mean I don't know why other kids say it."
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56 league games in charge, 28 wins.
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
56 league games in charge, 28 wins.
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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Trump’s aides demanded that FIFA’s made-up “peace prize” awarded to him be literally as big as the World Cup.
The White House gave FIFA a list of demands regarding the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, which was invented by FIFA president Gianni Infantino to present to Trump.
The White House gave FIFA a list of demands regarding the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, which was invented by FIFA president Gianni Infantino to present to Trump.
White House Made Bizarre Demands for Trump’s Bogus Peace Prize
A report has outlined how the White House dictated FIFA’s Peace Prize ceremony to Donald Trump.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Trump’s aides demanded that FIFA’s made-up “peace prize” awarded to him be literally as big as the World Cup.
The White House gave FIFA a list of demands regarding the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, which was invented by FIFA president Gianni Infantino to present to Trump.
The White House gave FIFA a list of demands regarding the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, which was invented by FIFA president Gianni Infantino to present to Trump.
This isn't real, surely?
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This isn't real, surely?
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November 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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At 11pm on Friday night, under the cover of darkness, the Luxon Government made it easier for foreign corporations to buy and exploit New Zealand’s most ecologically and culturally sensitive land - including conservation land, lakebeds and wāhi tapu sites. 🧵
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
At 11pm on Friday night, under the cover of darkness, the Luxon Government made it easier for foreign corporations to buy and exploit New Zealand’s most ecologically and culturally sensitive land - including conservation land, lakebeds and wāhi tapu sites. 🧵
Hey it's me and all my friends !
December 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hey it's me and all my friends !
That has to be the nicest gym I've ever seen.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
That has to be the nicest gym I've ever seen.
The last two Chelsea results are all the fault of @liberopodcast.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The last two Chelsea results are all the fault of @liberopodcast.bsky.social
The World Cup draw, coming to you live from Hell.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The World Cup draw, coming to you live from Hell.
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It's 4,000 BC.
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It's 4,000 BC.
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
You are immortal.
The Egyptian pyramids have not yet been built.
You decide to save $10,000 EVERY DAY, never spending a cent.
6025 years later, it's 2025.
You still don't have as much money as Gina Rinehart.
TAX. THE. FUCKING. BILLIONAIRES.
🐝
#auspol
With the kids playing in a closed golf course, so much park to explore
What's a charming memory you have from the worst period of the pandemic?
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
With the kids playing in a closed golf course, so much park to explore
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Airstrikes don’t “test” a ceasefire. They break a ceasefire. Language isn’t that hard, media. Neither is professionalism and bravery.
BREAKING: At least 24 people are dead and 54 wounded after Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began in October, officials say.
Israel launches strikes in Gaza ceasefire's latest test as hospitals say 20 killed
Israel's military says it has launched new airstrikes against Hamas militants in Gaza, testing the ceasefire that began on October 10.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Airstrikes don’t “test” a ceasefire. They break a ceasefire. Language isn’t that hard, media. Neither is professionalism and bravery.
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
So grim. Infantino struggling to get in shot.
🚨🤳🏼 Cristiano Ronaldo’s selfie after visiting president Donald Trump at the White House. @DavidSacks 📸
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
So grim. Infantino struggling to get in shot.
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The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
Magog MC & Jethro Tull
YouTube video by OxKilmister
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
Magog MC & Jethro Tull
YouTube video by OxKilmister
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The time a New Plymouth motorcycle club bought Jethro Tull to their small town: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BwV...
Why the calling it "War dances/cries"??
📢 Tonga and New Zealand perform their respective war cries before their Pacific Championships.
👉 More news/weather bots
👉 More news/weather bots
War dances set the tone
www.smh.com.au
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Why the calling it "War dances/cries"??
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The rise of australia in this is nuts
On the one hand: Interesting just how long post-imperial Britain could cling on to its relative economic position. On the other hand: Yikes.
www.ft.com/content/d70c...
www.ft.com/content/d70c...
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
The rise of australia in this is nuts
Home Improvement was... actually saving the world?
October 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Home Improvement was... actually saving the world?
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Off with his head.
Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'
He has been under increasing pressure for his links with late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, with calls for the Palace to take action.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Off with his head.