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children should be allowed to swear as early as possible
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
children should be allowed to swear as early as possible
my building’s washing machine keeps shaking itself unbalanced and stopping. i thought it was me but it keeps happening. it’s really making me feel crazy.
that is my day.
that is my day.
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my building’s washing machine keeps shaking itself unbalanced and stopping. i thought it was me but it keeps happening. it’s really making me feel crazy.
that is my day.
that is my day.
i am the king of staying up too late for no reason. i’m not even enjoying myself. i just don’t want it to be tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
i am the king of staying up too late for no reason. i’m not even enjoying myself. i just don’t want it to be tomorrow.
Williamsburg cops on Sunday discovered a corpse in a car with banned tinted windows parked illegally at a fire hydrant for reportedly one week roughly 600 feet from the 90th Precinct stationhouse — a gruesome reminder of the NYPD's failure to enforce basic parking rules near their own command posts.
NYPD Finds Mysterious Corpse in Car With Illegal Tints Parked at a Hydrant Near Stationhouse - Streetsblog New York City
Williamsburg cops on Sunday discovered the corpse of a 61-year-old man in a car that had been parked at a fire hydrant for a week roughly 600 feet from the front door of the 90th Precinct — a dramatic...
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Williamsburg cops on Sunday discovered a corpse in a car with banned tinted windows parked illegally at a fire hydrant for reportedly one week roughly 600 feet from the 90th Precinct stationhouse — a gruesome reminder of the NYPD's failure to enforce basic parking rules near their own command posts.
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check this shit out
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
check this shit out
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Not many people know that Annoying Orange got his inspiration for content creation from his grandfather, Gentleman Orange, seen here toasting absent fruits on today’s Victorian Christmas card.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Not many people know that Annoying Orange got his inspiration for content creation from his grandfather, Gentleman Orange, seen here toasting absent fruits on today’s Victorian Christmas card.
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it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it’s just undeniable that trump wants everyone to live in a hell where you can’t tell whats real
i am fucking begging the world to stop posting their videos in mirror mode, especially if you are trying to show people products with words on them.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i am fucking begging the world to stop posting their videos in mirror mode, especially if you are trying to show people products with words on them.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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The onion just prints the news now
December 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The onion just prints the news now
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Extra many perverts backing into parking spaces tonight. Be careful out there
December 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Extra many perverts backing into parking spaces tonight. Be careful out there
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you don’t say!!
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
you don’t say!!
watching a youtube about cults and the guy has to obscure his use of the word 'suicide' but not 'murder' and that's kinda crazy right? like one will get you demonetized but the other won't. I sorta understand but it was striking in this context where there were a bunch of 'murder/suicides'.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
watching a youtube about cults and the guy has to obscure his use of the word 'suicide' but not 'murder' and that's kinda crazy right? like one will get you demonetized but the other won't. I sorta understand but it was striking in this context where there were a bunch of 'murder/suicides'.
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gnawing on a hangnail and suddenly i'm unzipping my physical form and elevating to the highest sense of being
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
gnawing on a hangnail and suddenly i'm unzipping my physical form and elevating to the highest sense of being
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why the fuck can't I make a video clip into a boomeranged video clip? it has to be a live photo? how is there not just a button for this?
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
why the fuck can't I make a video clip into a boomeranged video clip? it has to be a live photo? how is there not just a button for this?
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we live in hell
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we live in hell
i’ve never worn makeup but i feel like in the past people were using it trying to look less oily but now people seem to use it to look more oily and i don’t understand.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 AM
i’ve never worn makeup but i feel like in the past people were using it trying to look less oily but now people seem to use it to look more oily and i don’t understand.
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Michelin Star restaurants should have one giant inflatable Michelin Man for each star they have right out front to make them easier to find
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Michelin Star restaurants should have one giant inflatable Michelin Man for each star they have right out front to make them easier to find
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
because having access to a computer and money to pay for ai services are resources everyone has? god forbid we fund schools so they can have music education.
i also think this fuck is lying but about their life the way all salespeople do.
i also think this fuck is lying but about their life the way all salespeople do.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
because having access to a computer and money to pay for ai services are resources everyone has? god forbid we fund schools so they can have music education.
i also think this fuck is lying but about their life the way all salespeople do.
i also think this fuck is lying but about their life the way all salespeople do.
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Famously of course, there were no successful musicians from low-income backgrounds until very recently.
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Famously of course, there were no successful musicians from low-income backgrounds until very recently.
frankenstein is just another shitty dad
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
frankenstein is just another shitty dad
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if the drink can intoxicate you (with, for example, thc) it is -not- a mocktail. come up with a new noun.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
if the drink can intoxicate you (with, for example, thc) it is -not- a mocktail. come up with a new noun.
people seriously discussing who will run for us president in 2028 make me wanna burn shit. like so much will happen before then, can we fucking focus on things our lawmakers and such can do now in the roles they fucking have?
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
people seriously discussing who will run for us president in 2028 make me wanna burn shit. like so much will happen before then, can we fucking focus on things our lawmakers and such can do now in the roles they fucking have?