al fair
oofstar.bsky.social
al fair
@oofstar.bsky.social
inveterate wannabe
Reposted by al fair
The corpse inside also points towards a cop tbh
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i think they are saying if someone had given the car tickets they’d have noticed the dead person in the car sooner.
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
if only lume stopped sweat
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i found an angle to stabilize the machine with my body while it’s doing the spin cycle but not before straining my back trying a different angle.

that said, it seems to do 2 spin cycles every wash so i guess im gonna have to ask the landlord to do something (not ideal)
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
to be clear “too late” means i don’t have enough time to sleep sufficiently before i have to get up. otherwise no time is too late, the later the better.
December 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
looks like he’s been dead a while. died in his late 50’s which is sad. looks like he won’t get to marry a Jench now but maybe his son will.
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"That it was parked in front of a hydrant, with tinted windows, may have led a civilian traffic agent to conclude that the car belonged to a cop."
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
growing up our town supervisor was named James P. Doody.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
my dad loved dark and only watched it with the dubs. he still sometimes mentions how good it was.
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM