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Falsifiable Statement Enthusiast
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your replyblock just lets me know i got you

ACAB includes mothers against drunk driving
LLMs do not produce home decor suggestions nor do they write wedding vows

LLMs paraphrase already written home decor articles and pre-published wedding vows, and choke of the views to the real websites that produce them

It’s a plagiarism machine that contributes to the brain death of the internet
"LLMs can't do anything" is a fringe dead-ender position in a world where people are already using LLMs for everything from home decor suggestions to writing wedding vows.

"LLMs can't produce novel insights" is an argument for a hypothetical world where the average person needs many novel insights.
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
software developer jumpscare on the TL
December 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
starting to think policing is more about social control and protection of private property
What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
wait, you’re telling me there’s coffee so good that you…..

“si senior, usted se bustelo”
The beloved yellow brick is now $9.84 a lb, up 50% since July
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
reminder that this spectacle functions to distract people while russel vought is somewhere in the background slaughtering african children in the name of christ
Per @garretthaake.bsky.social, the extremely tacky "presidential wall of fame" that lines the colonnade to the West Wing now has obviously-Trump-penned plaques insulting or praising the presidents.
December 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
if you let this play on repeat for 5 minutes while staring into the middle distance you dissociate so entirely that you see the face of god
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Dropsite has already reported multiple streams of evidence showing he was a mossad asset. This is a limited hang out to run cover for Israel, the only mention of Israel in it is the prime minister 'meeting' him lol.
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the loony tunes skunk is a warning about all french men being morally degenerate sex pests, and we need to get this into children’s heads at as young an age as possible
The straightest Looney Tunes principal is a French skunk whose primary function is sexual assault
Another crisis is unfolding.
December 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
this isn’t true

the people requested a klan rally

this is what america wants, they want this

america is a klan rally
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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if someone crashes out on me for not using alt text I just immediately imagine myself bashing their head in with a rock and feel better. I'll test you too. I'll post the wrong shit in alt text and see if you notice. if you do then you're stealing blind valor and are just being an annoying fuck.
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
POV: you’re an israeli living in israel
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I see the world with clarity btw
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
bill pencil is good, idn why certain mostly sane people keep telling me he’s bad
a visibly ailing president alternates between funneling billions to cronies and his children, dozing off during paeans to his own genius, going on shocking white supremacist tirades about the need to expel ethnic groups from the us, and building monuments to himself

US media: next, the jobs report
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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They’re calling him the world’s most sober man:
December 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
lmao this was great
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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the year is 2026. the disney-nvidia merger has been approved. erika kirk is the new head of cbs news. bill kristol is extolling the necessity of a vanguard party and permanent revolution
Is it possible that there are now issues where I am to the right of Bill Kristol??
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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"Strong Floor, No Ceiling" is the sort of slogan that shows up at a weekly all hands to indicate you need to drop everything and work on your resumé.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Ma’am would you mind settling an argument between me and my phone
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
america is just as backwards and archaic as saudi arabia, change my view
So getting a lot of questions about this, basically, Bergen County is one of the last counties in the United States that has a Sunday closing law which bans the sale of electronics, clothes, etc., but it does not apply to groceries, so Costco is open, but any non-groceries look like this:
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
new inverse kramer just dropped
I read all the bubble takes but I’m still buying stocks.
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i’m overflowcore

i’m vimmaxing

i just bought an oreily book

i turned off autocomplete so i could really what im laying down
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
missing cumtown rn
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM