Defective Cook
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Defective Cook
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· Sep 25
Every day in the regime
Also, John Carpenter was teaching us about the absurd
Also, John Carpenter was teaching us about the absurd
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PM Carney chatted with his cat’s X account providing more information.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
PM Carney chatted with his cat’s X account providing more information.
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⚡️Vilnius airport halts flights again after balloon sightings.
The incident marks yet another disruption in Lithuania, which has faced repeated flight interruptions over the past months. Lithuanian authorities extended the latest airspace restrictions until 5 a.m. local time on Dec. 1.
The incident marks yet another disruption in Lithuania, which has faced repeated flight interruptions over the past months. Lithuanian authorities extended the latest airspace restrictions until 5 a.m. local time on Dec. 1.
Vilnius airport halts flights again after balloon sightings
Lithuanian authorities extended the latest airspace restrictions until 5 a.m. local time on Dec. 1.
kyivindependent.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
⚡️Vilnius airport halts flights again after balloon sightings.
The incident marks yet another disruption in Lithuania, which has faced repeated flight interruptions over the past months. Lithuanian authorities extended the latest airspace restrictions until 5 a.m. local time on Dec. 1.
The incident marks yet another disruption in Lithuania, which has faced repeated flight interruptions over the past months. Lithuanian authorities extended the latest airspace restrictions until 5 a.m. local time on Dec. 1.
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Miami Herald on Trump/Maduro call:
Maduro allegedly requested to retain control of Venezuela’s military and receive global amnesty for his alleged crimes in exchange for allowing free elections.
Trump rejected both demands and told Maduro to resign and leave “or face unspecified consequences”.
Maduro allegedly requested to retain control of Venezuela’s military and receive global amnesty for his alleged crimes in exchange for allowing free elections.
Trump rejected both demands and told Maduro to resign and leave “or face unspecified consequences”.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Miami Herald on Trump/Maduro call:
Maduro allegedly requested to retain control of Venezuela’s military and receive global amnesty for his alleged crimes in exchange for allowing free elections.
Trump rejected both demands and told Maduro to resign and leave “or face unspecified consequences”.
Maduro allegedly requested to retain control of Venezuela’s military and receive global amnesty for his alleged crimes in exchange for allowing free elections.
Trump rejected both demands and told Maduro to resign and leave “or face unspecified consequences”.
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I'll vote for anyone who promises to throw this man in jail.
Chief Bovino is not a political appointee. He is a civil servant, subject to the same requirements to be nonpartisan as any other employee. These messages are being broadcast from an official government account.
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@EricLDaugh •9h “BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz says Somalians are ESSENTIAL to the Minnesota community - despite STEALING millions or even billions in taxpayer dollars.
‘They bring diversity and ENERGY to a place like Minnesota!’ Pathetic. Somalians LEECH - DEPORT THEM.”
Response from Gregory Bovino’s official account: “Waltz is of the same class as newsome, stein, pritzker - gubners [governors] who choose illegal aliens over their own citizens. Amazing incompetence”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreihst32abq4yk2kvsi3sg5bjedowsscsf5lfojdskehwivjizr2tme@jpeg)
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'll vote for anyone who promises to throw this man in jail.
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Somebody in Japan chose Monday morning violence and I am here for it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Somebody in Japan chose Monday morning violence and I am here for it.
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Ouch - I need you guys to back me up when they come for me. Like, demonstrate and stuff
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ouch - I need you guys to back me up when they come for me. Like, demonstrate and stuff
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God damn Tom Lee is gonna be on my teevee again on Monday, isn’t he
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
God damn Tom Lee is gonna be on my teevee again on Monday, isn’t he
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Trump on important issues of the day, his ballroom:
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Trump on important issues of the day, his ballroom:
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Belle journée pour une crêpe au bardella
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Belle journée pour une crêpe au bardella
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Bardella
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Bardella
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What is Jared Kushner's job in the administration?
I’d rather question why is Kushner there and why is he laying out a vision? We did not vote him into any gov position nor the senate we voted for has approved his candidacy.
This isn’t a grey zone anymore, it’s 50 shades of grey.
This isn’t a grey zone anymore, it’s 50 shades of grey.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
What is Jared Kushner's job in the administration?
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When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
November 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
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conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
conservatives basically want to implement the caricature of affirmative action for conservative students. acceptance without meeting qualifications, good grades and degrees without having to do the work.
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Bum! ❤️ Photo from my collection, 1936.
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bum! ❤️ Photo from my collection, 1936.
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You can keep the artificial flavors and colors in my
*checks notes * Doritos
*checks notes * Doritos
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can keep the artificial flavors and colors in my
*checks notes * Doritos
*checks notes * Doritos
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It makes no sense to me either. But we must trust that Trump always has a plan. There is no Trump but Trump and Don Jr is his messenger.
Markwayne Mullin defends Trump pardoning Honduran president who was convicted of drug trafficking: "What the president is doing is always calculated. I haven't had a direct conversation with the president about it, but I do trust his natural reaction and his approach to foreign affairs."
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It makes no sense to me either. But we must trust that Trump always has a plan. There is no Trump but Trump and Don Jr is his messenger.
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“We only listen to judges who agree with us” gotta say I don’t think the judge will agree with that
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
“We only listen to judges who agree with us” gotta say I don’t think the judge will agree with that
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Trump’s top economic adviser doesn’t know the price of gasoline.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trump’s top economic adviser doesn’t know the price of gasoline.
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Translation: Pete may well go down for this. But I’m not going with him.
Reporter: If there were a second strike that killed wounded people, would that be legal?
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
Trump: I don’t know that happened and Pete said he did not even know what people were talking about. I wouldn’t have wanted a second strike. The first strike was very lethal. It was fine.
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Translation: Pete may well go down for this. But I’m not going with him.
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The Trump regime granted asylum to the alleged DC shooter in April. Kristi Noem lies that the Biden administration did not vet him. But if that were true, why didn't the Trump regime vet him? Is Noem saying they trusted Biden, whom they blame for everything bad that's happened since Trump took over?
WELKER: What vetting did the Trump administration do before giving this suspect asylum?
KRISTI NOEM: The vetting process happens when the person comes into the country and Joe Biden completely did not vet any of these individuals
KRISTI NOEM: The vetting process happens when the person comes into the country and Joe Biden completely did not vet any of these individuals
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Trump regime granted asylum to the alleged DC shooter in April. Kristi Noem lies that the Biden administration did not vet him. But if that were true, why didn't the Trump regime vet him? Is Noem saying they trusted Biden, whom they blame for everything bad that's happened since Trump took over?
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"We get to invade you and you're being hateful if you get mad"
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"We get to invade you and you're being hateful if you get mad"
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HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon
HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2