Tero Kuittinen
@teroterotero.bsky.social
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Connecticut Finn in Manhattan - regulatory marketplaces, Nordic Tech Nights in NYC, AI startups, ethical cosmetics. Jyväskyläläislähtöinen!
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teroterotero.bsky.social
I don’t know… the Bitcoin rebound from the flash crash seems to be faltering… was it really just a flash. Or something darker
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Well, Vietnam has a bit of yttrium, I suppose
teroterotero.bsky.social
Weirdly, it’s not on their “Niittari” menu
teroterotero.bsky.social
This Huuva TikTok blonde is oddly compelling…. Finally a Finnish franchise that is genuinely futuristic and savvy! Will their taco drones take over Europe? I hope so.

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Ooh… This drone delivery restaurant is also doing TikToks offering people the chance to invest in them for 285 euros… Huuva, I wasn’t familiar with your game…
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I still need some video clips from Niittykumpu!! Somebody order Seksico tacos and post some drone delivery videos PLEASE
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Yes that is beet salad on tacos, it’s a little Finnish twist.
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This is what you can order by drone delivery if you live in Niittykumpu, Finland’s answer to Hidden Hills!! Seksico Tacos - the sexiest tacos in Finland. Authentic Mexican cuisine flying to your backyard, guided by machine intelligence!!!
teroterotero.bsky.social
Philip K Dick would choke on his breakfast vodka
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Brian had a real banger exactly one month ago!!
teroterotero.bsky.social
I’m not seeing a lot of comprehension about the fact that in order to build a rare earth supply chain, America needs Chinese materials to build its own extraction equipment. What’s not clicking?
teroterotero.bsky.social
Anyway, a shocking trade war with China has some upsides. Now that Ursula reneges on her promise of handing $700B to Trump, America has no room to start another fight with Europe.
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Few understand that telegraphing weakness like this will make China double down. They see his softness and it excites them. They will demand complete surrender of America. Absolute public humiliation of our nation. I think they will get it - but not before real mayhem.
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I’ve seen people queuing at the BoA ATM machine on Amsterdam and 79th - Sunday night at 11 PM because they thought the machines may stop working at midnight. That was 16 years ago. I promise you we will get there during this Administration.
teroterotero.bsky.social
Let me tell you crypto kids that today was nothing. Hardly a blip. A real market crash is Nasdaq tanking by 12%. People googling stock market shutdown levels. Fidelity website crashing. What do you think Fkng Solana will do then? You think Robinhood is gonna let you trade?
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LOVE those specialty jams with 55% berry content. Just the best
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Rest ASSURED. You may not be able to sell your fantasy animal based crypto that just crashed by -48%, but there will be an update soon.
teroterotero.bsky.social
What if I had told you at noon that by 6 PM, highly leveraged crypto degenerates would be crying with relief because Dogecoin is down by only -26%? Just weeping with joy.
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Can you imagine being that small jam brand in Michigan that must import 100% of glass jars from China because that’s where they all are made? This whole year. Happy fkng Halloween.
teroterotero.bsky.social
Kaik on mänt. We are finding out that crypto is a reflection of speculative appetites, not a discreet asset class.
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Dogecoin just bounced by 50% as crypto market goes through 1929 in twelve minutes