normal regular sam
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kinda just a deadbeat but actually working on it for once
Pinned
art-ifies your cats
tips not expected but appreciated $moonitea
also i will draw anyone’s critters lowkey
tips not expected but appreciated $moonitea
also i will draw anyone’s critters lowkey
give milo 5 or more dollars and a good face reference to draw your animal. don't you support the arts and love your pets?
I got a much worse picture going don't worry about it miles per hour on 195
December 22, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I got a much worse picture going don't worry about it miles per hour on 195
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I'm old. My life is behind me. Big deal. What good is life? It only leads to being old, with your life behind you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm old. My life is behind me. Big deal. What good is life? It only leads to being old, with your life behind you.
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THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
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Even in the melancholy of remembrances, life is lovely.
THREAD.
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.
I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Even in the melancholy of remembrances, life is lovely.
driving today if anyone in NJ wants to wave at 295N south of Trenton or any of 195E. idk when yet just wave all day
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
driving today if anyone in NJ wants to wave at 295N south of Trenton or any of 195E. idk when yet just wave all day
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responding to “what do you think of Adolph Hitler?” with “I’m in favor of a strong executive” is advanced conservatism. these kids have perfected the craft.
From a focus group of Gen Z Republicans. (www.city-journal.org/article/manh...)
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
Tell me again about how Zohran Mamdani is the big threat to Jewish thriving in the US today.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
responding to “what do you think of Adolph Hitler?” with “I’m in favor of a strong executive” is advanced conservatism. these kids have perfected the craft.
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
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Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.
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bring back buttons on tech
bring back dials and knobs
bring back actual keyboards with buttons that make a little noise when you push em
fuck touch screens
bring back dials and knobs
bring back actual keyboards with buttons that make a little noise when you push em
fuck touch screens
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
bring back buttons on tech
bring back dials and knobs
bring back actual keyboards with buttons that make a little noise when you push em
fuck touch screens
bring back dials and knobs
bring back actual keyboards with buttons that make a little noise when you push em
fuck touch screens
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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every morning that I wake up with a dry bed, I consider myself a veteran or better really
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
every morning that I wake up with a dry bed, I consider myself a veteran or better really
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dog who can roll 10 cigarettes in 10 minutes
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
dog who can roll 10 cigarettes in 10 minutes
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guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
guy who just learned it's not polite to call an artist's work "content": hey man it's cool to meet you i'm a huge fan of your slop
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please donate 3 dollars for a poor transsexual’s monster addiction 🙏🙏
$moonitea
#transgender #mutualaid #transrights
$moonitea
#transgender #mutualaid #transrights
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
please donate 3 dollars for a poor transsexual’s monster addiction 🙏🙏
$moonitea
#transgender #mutualaid #transrights
$moonitea
#transgender #mutualaid #transrights
I have had to use the pythagorean theorem twice in the last week
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I have had to use the pythagorean theorem twice in the last week
the atlantic ocean looks cold
December 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the atlantic ocean looks cold
what continent just has coffee and cereal
December 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
what continent just has coffee and cereal
ok Twilight [anesthesia] fans are you #TeamKetamine or #TeamBenzo
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
ok Twilight [anesthesia] fans are you #TeamKetamine or #TeamBenzo
someone who doesn't know me being so upset by my existence to personally call me a cretin not worthy of social interaction makes me feel pretty important
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
someone who doesn't know me being so upset by my existence to personally call me a cretin not worthy of social interaction makes me feel pretty important
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JD Vance interacts with this guy.
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
JD Vance interacts with this guy.
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you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
you'll spend your entire life thinking "that's not her, not really" and pushing the thought away. you'll never truly grieve. you'll become attached to a simulacrum, something that isn't your grandmother & never was; it will eventually replace her in your memory. you will live in hell before you die
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The burden of being a perfect genius
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The burden of being a perfect genius