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Yes! Michigan! With @howintensive.bsky.social and With Greggy for December 1st, 2025, with special guest @midnightpasta2.bsky.social!
We visit Horrocks Farm Market in Lansing and the Old Town Krampusnacht festival!
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im glad peeing and throwing up dont feel the same (for me at least)
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
wtf is with slow versions of jingle bell rock
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
it would be fucked up if people had “baby legs” when they were born and they fell off when we were 3 and new ones grew in. i guess it would be normal to us then though
December 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it will be wild when spider's internal eywa starts talking to him
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ew rudolph has a red nose? ewwwww that’s so nasty fuck that guy
December 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by greggy
he's more hawk tuah monster mash parody now than man
December 5, 2024 at 9:37 PM
jeff "the tool man" bezos
December 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ITS A YUM YUMMY WORLD MADE FOR SWEETHEARTS!!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
kids should be allowed to buy alcohol in december so long as they promise its a gift for their parents
December 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
playing cyberpunk with anything but the smallest penis size should be considered "easy mode" and not allow you to earn achievements
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
calling someone “cutie pie” is nice, calling someone “cute pie” is weird
December 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
can i make a confession. if i need a whisk and the first one i find is the one that is supposed to go in the mixer, i will use it
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by greggy
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Avatar 3 in Dolby 3d
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Avatar 3
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
if you were truly friends with your secret santa you would tell them. trust is so important in friendship.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
they call him serious sam but he can often be very sarcastic, especially when aliens are involved
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
why cant we all admit we hate thanksgiving dinner. we all hate it. we never say it but we all saw our aunt put dookie in the mash potato last year and our all our mom basted the turkey with butterscotch syrup. the food is nasty and nobody will say it
December 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
they should gift wrap each big mac during december. WITH REAL WRAPPING PAPER AND TAPE NOT A PRINTED BOX MCDONALDS!!
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i cant believe they still havent named "untitle goose game", lazy
December 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
my dick stay drippin
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
you should never look at computer-generated photos of people who dont exist because if you have love at first sight youre completely fucked
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i been here before, mitch took me
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i guess im just officially a hater of the filmmaker oz perkins
December 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
boys take the limitless pill, girls take the lucy pill
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM