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greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 1d

Listener Appreciation Week is in full swing as @howintensive.bsky.social and I take a deep dive into the Flint Coney Island Meat Processing Plant Closure Controversy, a certain McCorporation's shoddy app game, and give Michigooners a shopping guide to Michigan malls.
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greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 9h

i like almost every movie i see. i can slip into 'slack-jawed baby clapping in awe' mode dangerously easily

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 13h

see, this is what listener appreciation week is all about. maybe we should stretch it out all november long @howintensive.bsky.social??

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 14h

If you haven't checked out Yes! Michigan! yet, this is a good place to start. I'm very proud of the content and sound quality here!

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 1d

Listener Appreciation Week is in full swing as @howintensive.bsky.social and I take a deep dive into the Flint Coney Island Meat Processing Plant Closure Controversy, a certain McCorporation's shoddy app game, and give Michigooners a shopping guide to Michigan malls.
open.spotify.com/episode/6CXs...

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greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 18h

i got it out of my system, no more hot dogs for a while

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 19h

picking up JOHN F KENNEDY in the 2026 deadpool, i predict he will remain dead the entire year

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 21h

so you're saying its twitch.tv/gullyworkss from 4-6pm eastern now?? smdh

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 21h

yeah the dumb meanness of it all is so frustrating

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 21h

hope you like it Big Cat, i'm really proud of this one.

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 21h

i dont want @gullyworks.bsky.social and @coward.bsky.social to make fun of me and call me daphne from scooby doo all day.

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 21h

i should take the time before the big twitch.tv/ghoulfriends stream from 4-6pm eastern to go get a haircut. im starting to look like my favorite character from Scooby Doo what with how my hair is: Daphne XD
her hair was so long and shaggy.

Twitch is the world

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

i never thought about that before i guess

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

cant live with em, cant live without em tho

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

THANK you.

The Official Podcast Of Ted FORMERLY SPONSORED BY HUGO BOSS @officialorville.space · 22h

boys have rizz
Men have swag

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

oooo love getting the errands done friday to relax on saturday

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

DAMN. i just sat on my ass for 2 hours. and i forgot that i set up groceries to be delivered at 10. so now im going to put this shits away, do a load of dishes and laundry, and get lunch going, and still look like the hero of the world at noon!!!

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

totally, like if someone wanted to pretty woman me there a couple hours before it started and i was free i'd 100% be willing to be there just to see. i think it will probably be very good in person.

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 22h

i hope so. are you guys doing any saturday morning stuff?

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 23h

thats men for ya

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 23h

i think i couldnt afford what i would feel like i would need to spend on a suit to go to this and feel comfortable personally, or the event itself for that matter. but beyond that i would like to experience this, sure

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 23h

she also works WAY more than me, like regularly twice as many hours as i do, so it makes way more sense for me to handle the household stuff now anyway

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 23h

if you asked my wife idk if she would necessarily agree with the "asshole" designation but she definitely didnt question why i took everything over around the house when it came time for the kids to stop doing chores. the cycle came around in her favor after 25 years of marriage, i guess

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 23h

unrelated but i really like when we have little convos like this on here :) feels nice, like we're becoming internet friends like a slow-motion group chat

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 1d

my problem is for too many years i was the one who got to sleep in and let her do the chores and now that i have awoken to the fact i used to be a big asshole i have to ward against backsliding. not that my wife is an asshole for being in bed, she is a perfect being who should be wherever she is

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 1d

yeah im sitting here stewing in how i really SHOULD just get up and do it now since its going to be me doing it eventually anyway but its kind of like probing a mouth sore rather than real guilt, im such a sicko im doing guilt edging over here

greggy @thegreggiest.bsky.social · 1d

the cool thing about thinking "im going to seize the day, get some breakfast and get a bunch of housework done before my wife wakes up" without informing her of the plan is i can totally stall out after breakfast and the only person im letting down is myself 👍 and who care what THAT dipshit thinks 🤣