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Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy for December 1st, 2025!
In this episode, we talk about what we're grateful for then dive in to Bronner's CHRISTmas Wonderland in Frankenmuth, Michigan!

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Yes! Michigan! Episode 5 - Bronner's GRANNY Wonderland by Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy
Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy for December 1st, 2025!In this episode, we talk about what we're grateful for (The North Flint Food Market grocery cooperative in Flint for Greggy, Lansing Ci...
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if im ever attacked by a zombie or mummy irl i will simply lie down and accept my fate as my worldview doesnt countenance this sort of monsters
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
if i could get a job eating 1 sleeve of saltine crackers for $1 million per day i would take it AND DO OVERTIME
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Gremlins 2 is cinema's highest achievement.
First marvel this, first Disney that. Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) had a canonically trans character and it wasn’t even a main plot point, in this essay I will…
a close up of a frog wearing a wedding dress and veil
Alt: a close up of Greta Gremlin wearing a wedding dress and veil
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December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I always take a big bowl out when it rains, fresh squeezed water is so much better
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
INCREDIBLE article for us SS Badger-heads out there:
www.mlive.com/life/2025/12...
3 ways to gift the S.S. Badger this holiday season
Gift an unforgettable experience or remember your latest trip with unique souvenirs.
www.mlive.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
when you die your spirit expands very large, like 4x as big as you were while alive. so if you haunt a place and people move in they are constantly jostling you and pissing you off so you have to make weird noises and kill them
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
as someone who makes purchases solely based on podcast advertising if a new meal box company doesn't get started soon I may starve to death
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
its funny to imagine anyone irl saying basically any line from a tv show out loud
December 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
any time nobody clicked like on my post, that one was just for me and i didnt even WANT you to like it
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
looking back on it now i guess i should have been more suspicious that my wife "accidentally" told the DJ to play 'because i got high' by afroman for our first dance at the wedding
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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my grandma calls jcpenney “penney’s” youtube.com/shorts/RjWM7...
my grandma calls it penney’s #sleeves #grandma #bugmane #penneys #christian
YouTube video by sleeves
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December 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i like nightmare on elms street but it would have been so much more suspenseful if they never showed the killer's face and it could have been ANYONE on the cast with knives for fingers
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i inhale every spore i can see and encourage strange animals to bite me. im begging to be patient zero
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i have a good knife. i think i could throw a potato in the air and chop it up before it falls. will not be testing this theory but rest assured i can do it
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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bronners is a crazy place!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy for December 1st, 2025!
In this episode, we talk about what we're grateful for then dive in to Bronner's CHRISTmas Wonderland in Frankenmuth, Michigan!

creators.spotify.com/pod/profile/...
Yes! Michigan! Episode 5 - Bronner's GRANNY Wonderland by Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy
Yes! Michigan! With Mitch and With Greggy for December 1st, 2025!In this episode, we talk about what we're grateful for (The North Flint Food Market grocery cooperative in Flint for Greggy, Lansing Ci...
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December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My favorite stranger things character is will! He is so hunky cool and a dreamboat!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
one time all my friends were jumping off the golden gate bridge and my mom wouldnt let me but looking back on it i think she was right
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
this is apropos of nothing that may drop in the next 4 days or anything, im just saying, but I wouldn't even care if a 8 second video came out showing me do an epic fail. and if anyone tried to make fun of me about a video like that it would just be childish
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ruby red grapefruit is just normal grapefruit full of bug blood
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the only thing I like is computer mouse
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I bought a new pan I’m just itching to cook with
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Game show network originals are a great place to see regular ass people on tv, it’s cool
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
doesnt apply to actors, they are just pretending. sometimes they have to get on a real helicopter but its like a married actor kissing a hot babe actress on the lips and they arent even married.
I can’t believe greggy has the nerve to call Ernest Borgnine a coward
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
anybody have a ios web browser they like outside the stock one? i love this website recipesage.com but it doesnt have its own app so my recipe gets lost in my other browser tabs if im messing around on my phone. so i think i want to get another broswer that is JUST recipesage lol
RecipeSage - The Personal Recipe Keeper
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November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM