normal regular sam
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kinda just a deadbeat but actually working on it for once
Pinned
art-ifies your cats
tips not expected but appreciated $moonitea
also i will draw anyone’s critters lowkey
tips not expected but appreciated $moonitea
also i will draw anyone’s critters lowkey
give milo 5 or more dollars and a good face reference to draw your animal. don't you support the arts and love your pets?
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
February 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
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I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
February 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I wanna personally congratulate Hunter Biden for not only being nowhere near the Epstein files but for having rock-solid reviews from sex workers for respectfulness and tipping
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JULES PIDIEU - Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
JULES PIDIEU - Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
YOU - I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that.
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I used to drink the dirty snow slush that accumulated on the corners in NYC. It would make me deliriously sick but after two weeks of extreme fever/dysentery I was able to see four seconds into the future for 36 hours. This would be an invaluable asset in combat but unfortunately I am a man of peace
February 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I used to drink the dirty snow slush that accumulated on the corners in NYC. It would make me deliriously sick but after two weeks of extreme fever/dysentery I was able to see four seconds into the future for 36 hours. This would be an invaluable asset in combat but unfortunately I am a man of peace
I did a midwest emo picture. Long Branch, NJ.
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I did a midwest emo picture. Long Branch, NJ.
I want a couple of auto industry experts (NVH, safety) to drive my car at highway speeds, let alone an unspecified number higher than that and be horrified
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 AM
I want a couple of auto industry experts (NVH, safety) to drive my car at highway speeds, let alone an unspecified number higher than that and be horrified
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Jeffrey Epstein recommended Pokemon Go to Deepak Chopra and a member of the royal family of Qatar www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Jeffrey Epstein recommended Pokemon Go to Deepak Chopra and a member of the royal family of Qatar www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
couple good thrifted CDs lately. Thrid Eye Blind, the one wifh all the songs, and Semisonic, the one with the one song.
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
couple good thrifted CDs lately. Thrid Eye Blind, the one wifh all the songs, and Semisonic, the one with the one song.
the Telenovella/High School talent show vibe of Senses Fail's video for Buried a Lie is so awful and corny and they probably felt so good about it at the time
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
the Telenovella/High School talent show vibe of Senses Fail's video for Buried a Lie is so awful and corny and they probably felt so good about it at the time
pleeeeeeeaase can I wake up early and not hungover, psychedelic drugs need to go into me in the morning
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
pleeeeeeeaase can I wake up early and not hungover, psychedelic drugs need to go into me in the morning
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Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Harvard professor Robert Trivers tried to get Jeffrey Epstein in touch with Norman Finkelstein. Instead of accepting, Norman sent a reply calling Alan Dershowitz a pedophile rapist and saying Trivers should be ashamed for defending them, and both should be strangled instead
mainly jews in the Russian empire at the end of the 19th century, kinda 'nuff said there. and my dads family is Irish and went to coal country in PA, so I have to assume starvation or the british in general was a motivator there
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
mainly jews in the Russian empire at the end of the 19th century, kinda 'nuff said there. and my dads family is Irish and went to coal country in PA, so I have to assume starvation or the british in general was a motivator there
getting back into the whole having no emotions and feeling completely empty and dead inside lately, gonna be a good year
February 2, 2026 at 11:57 PM
getting back into the whole having no emotions and feeling completely empty and dead inside lately, gonna be a good year
a bottle of Taylor port at the closest liquor store comes out to $10.66 after tax. a 1.5L comes to $14.92, I wish I remembered what a 3L totaled to because there's probably an important historical event in some science fiction property in the 22-2300s for whatever it costs
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
a bottle of Taylor port at the closest liquor store comes out to $10.66 after tax. a 1.5L comes to $14.92, I wish I remembered what a 3L totaled to because there's probably an important historical event in some science fiction property in the 22-2300s for whatever it costs
should I try to use my ebt for tobacco at the gas station, it is true that I need it to continue living
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
should I try to use my ebt for tobacco at the gas station, it is true that I need it to continue living
I love to do drugs off of the box of my brother's ashes (dead from drugs)
February 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I love to do drugs off of the box of my brother's ashes (dead from drugs)
I don't think it's just evening coffee keeping me up even through klonopin, I think I need to drill it into my stupid brain to not use an albuterol inhaler past like 8
February 2, 2026 at 9:30 AM
I don't think it's just evening coffee keeping me up even through klonopin, I think I need to drill it into my stupid brain to not use an albuterol inhaler past like 8
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*in chinese*
so yeah before we won wwiii, the world was run by evil pedophiles
so yeah before we won wwiii, the world was run by evil pedophiles
this is the historical government future historians will write about
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 AM
*in chinese*
so yeah before we won wwiii, the world was run by evil pedophiles
so yeah before we won wwiii, the world was run by evil pedophiles
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YOU - Are you the miracle?
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - No. You are the miracle.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It was you. Coming from the west. From the Whirling. You were coming…
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - No. You are the miracle.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It was you. Coming from the west. From the Whirling. You were coming…
February 2, 2026 at 8:14 AM
YOU - Are you the miracle?
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - No. You are the miracle.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It was you. Coming from the west. From the Whirling. You were coming…
INSULINDIAN PHASMID - No. You are the miracle.
CONCEPTUALIZATION - It was you. Coming from the west. From the Whirling. You were coming…
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the news cycle right now is unbearable. between the abduction & imprisonment of these children and the new wave of revelations about the child fucking elite, i just do not understand. how can you look at a child and feel any of those things. it seems incompatible with what i know about being human.
Liam, 5, has been freed, but four other students from his school district remain detained in Texas. Two boys from his elementary school were taken Thurs
“This isn’t something we are prepared or trained for. We’ve dedicated our lives to protecting + educating children,” school superintendent told me
“This isn’t something we are prepared or trained for. We’ve dedicated our lives to protecting + educating children,” school superintendent told me
ICE detains two more students from Liam Ramos’s school, officials say
The brothers’ mother was taken by ICE and Minnesota educators were forced to bring the children to her
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
the news cycle right now is unbearable. between the abduction & imprisonment of these children and the new wave of revelations about the child fucking elite, i just do not understand. how can you look at a child and feel any of those things. it seems incompatible with what i know about being human.
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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
Horrifying. ICE confirms measles outbreak at Dilley family detention center. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-dil...
ICE halts "all movement" at Texas detention facility due to measles infections
The measles cases at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center were detected Friday, Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said in a statement to CBS News.
www.cbsnews.com
February 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once
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Can you imagine being made to wash the dishes used to feed the men who are waiting to kidnap you or worse? Cooking and plating their meals? I wonder if they put the same care they usually do into it or if their shaking hands made the work suffer?
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
February 1, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Can you imagine being made to wash the dishes used to feed the men who are waiting to kidnap you or worse? Cooking and plating their meals? I wonder if they put the same care they usually do into it or if their shaking hands made the work suffer?
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
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