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Cave Felem
@notoriouscrk.bsky.social
🐈‍⬛ catmom to 2 large, adult sons 🐈 Oxford comma lobbyist 📝 public health enthusiast 🦠 rule of law enjoyer ⚖️ she/her

Pet peeves: autocracy, theocracy, oligarchy, corporatocracy, kleptocracy, & kakistocracy.
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This cat—yes, this spicy boi—just licked a bowl clean after I used it to prepare a batch of ras el hanout.🔥
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Also I wish the press would stop referring to these arrangements as ‘deals’. Trump has never made a genuine (mutually desired, mutually beneficial) deal in his life. What he does is extract concessions at moments of vulnerability.
February 3, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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I had a moment this morning when I realized that all these evil men would just have been depraved internet trolls if we actually taxed the rich.
February 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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Seems like this would be a good day for Brad Karp to step down as chairperson of Paul Weiss. abovethelaw.com/2026/02/brad...
February 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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ICYMI - I had. The climate data the Trump Administration didn't want us to have.

You can donate to Climate Central, which is now maintaining the database Trump axed from NOAA.

www.climatecentral.org/climate-serv...
February 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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I love the noise Canada Geese make as they fly overhead and their instinctive communal sense of aesthetic organisation, plus the way that not one of them will ever barge in on social media with their opinion on a piece of writing without clicking on the link to find out what the piece actually says.
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.
Yes, Peter decided that the continued existence of our democracies isn't compatible with his desired level of personal freedom.

An absolute enemy of humanity.
February 3, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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The proper channels we are always reminded we should be using are a treadmill designed to tire us out and give up. It’s deeply impressive to meet people who can just power through it for … 13 years.
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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There is a case to be made that any board of a university that signed an agreement that required paying a fee has breached their fiduciary duty and I think somebody should explore it
The Trump administration is no longer trying to get cash from Harvard as it seeks a settlement. At this point, the White House seems happy to get a signature on anything they can call a compact.
Trump Drops Demand for Cash From Harvard After Stiff Resistance
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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"A blank check to Palantir" is not just a figure of speech either
AOC on ICE: It’s our task to figure out how to claw back what has essentially supercharged this agency into becoming a relentless domestic paramilitary that is also a blank check to Palantir to create facial-recognition scans on U.S. citizens.
February 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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Not ICE, but CBP.

ICE is terrible, but CBP is orders of magnitude worse. In many ways, abolishing or radically overhauling CBP is of greater urgency than ICE, but likely tougher to do.

One can argue that ~all of ICE's duties can be reallocated. Harder to say that with CBP.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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Having analyzed this frame by frame like the Zapruder film my verdict is the president did indeed have an Unidentified Ass Event at 0:34
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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Top photo: Jeffrey Epstein’s living room. Suddenly, it all makes sense.
January 31, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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I’m not super fluent in Judge, but I’m pretty sure that this order roughly translates in “go fuck yourselves, you fucking fucks”
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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Oregon's J6 candidate for governor in the GOP primary, David Medina, held his inaugural campaign event at a Christian Nationalist church in the suburbs of Portland. One of the pastors there grew up in Alaska, where he was a worship leader at his dad's church...the church Sarah Palin attended.
Pastor Ben Rose, one of the pastors at The Collective, grew up in Alaska and his dad pastored Sarah Palin's church. Ben's known for moving to Portland to start a church but hitting up all the strip clubs and getting fired. This is his comeback church.
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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Texas fire department helps ICE detain roofers—using tower ladder truck that should be reserved for local emergency.

Agents grab at workers' legs to yank them off multi-story house—even using pepper spray atop roof.

Firefighters did equip ICE with safety harness for this risky series of maneuvers.
January 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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NEW: School hallways are silent. Grandparents patrol outside in shifts. Two more kids taken from Liam Ramos' school.

Trump isn't deescalating ICE at all at MN schools.

“I stopped wearing my high heels to work. I wear my boots to work because I have had to run." www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-mi...
ICE Is Circling Minnesota Schools, Looking For Children to Take
Liam Ramos, 5, isn’t the only child in detention. Teachers and parents describe kids being hunted by federal agents.
www.huffpost.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.
January 31, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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New CBS News Hire, Eh?
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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Jan. 31, 2018: Paul Weiss Chair Brad Karp wrote, "I'm planning on coming" to a dinner with Epstein, Michael Wolff, and Miroslav Lajčák, but notes that he had to be on call with Citi's Audit Committee at 8:00pm. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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🧵This is what our tax dollars are going towards.

Not education, health care, or public transport.

Cages for people.

DHS just paid $70 million in cash for a warehouse in Surprise, AZ.

The week before, $102 million for one in Maryland.

A third in El Paso.
ICE Begins Buying ‘Mega’ Warehouse Detention Centers Across US
Plans for such centers and jails in nearly two dozen communities have sparked protests over suitability, proximity to homes and schools.
www.bloomberg.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:06 AM
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“He said the boys cried when he told them what was happening and were frightened and asked to hold a school nurse’s hand when they walked into the Whipple Building.”
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 AM