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And not to put too fine a point on it, but a president who ran on eliminating “illegal” immigrants created a ton more “illegal” immigrants by canceling a bunch of actual real legal statuses. He took people off the path that everyone says they want people on.
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
February 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
And not to put too fine a point on it, but a president who ran on eliminating “illegal” immigrants created a ton more “illegal” immigrants by canceling a bunch of actual real legal statuses. He took people off the path that everyone says they want people on.
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"A 2-year-old boy was breastfeeding in detention. One 6-year-old boy had leukemia. An 8-year-old girl began wetting the bed. A 14-year-old girl engaged in self-harm...None of these children or their parents had a criminal history anywhere in the world."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
Opinion | Liam Ramos Was Just One of Hundreds of Children at This Detention Center. Release Them All.
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"A 2-year-old boy was breastfeeding in detention. One 6-year-old boy had leukemia. An 8-year-old girl began wetting the bed. A 14-year-old girl engaged in self-harm...None of these children or their parents had a criminal history anywhere in the world."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
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Randomly wondered if they made bulletproof vests for military dogs, and oh man, do they ever.
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Randomly wondered if they made bulletproof vests for military dogs, and oh man, do they ever.
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Don’t forget the kids who weren’t lucky enough to have a cute photo go viral to get people outraged on their behalf. They ALL must be released.
Liam, 5, has been freed, but four other students from his school district remain detained in Texas. Two boys from his elementary school were taken Thurs
“This isn’t something we are prepared or trained for. We’ve dedicated our lives to protecting + educating children,” school superintendent told me
“This isn’t something we are prepared or trained for. We’ve dedicated our lives to protecting + educating children,” school superintendent told me
ICE detains two more students from Liam Ramos’s school, officials say
The brothers’ mother was taken by ICE and Minnesota educators were forced to bring the children to her
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Don’t forget the kids who weren’t lucky enough to have a cute photo go viral to get people outraged on their behalf. They ALL must be released.
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I'm used to having to convince coastal types that there are people out there who genuinely believe in libertarian and traditionalist principles (rather than as laundry for regular bigotry). rarely, however, do you see those types publicly confronted with how little company they actually have
February 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I'm used to having to convince coastal types that there are people out there who genuinely believe in libertarian and traditionalist principles (rather than as laundry for regular bigotry). rarely, however, do you see those types publicly confronted with how little company they actually have
now, the cold here IS bad. i am not denying that. but my god, the worst part is that it kicks off my FUCKING migraines and i'm trying to WRITE.
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
now, the cold here IS bad. i am not denying that. but my god, the worst part is that it kicks off my FUCKING migraines and i'm trying to WRITE.
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did summ more #hazbinhotel #sirpentious
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 AM
did summ more #hazbinhotel #sirpentious
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inventing a new category of art called: ambitious smut
it's when you have a very specific idea in your head powered by the fire in your loins but the universe has not bestowed you the skill to execute it the way you want so you go take poison damage in the corner for 1d8 rounds
it's when you have a very specific idea in your head powered by the fire in your loins but the universe has not bestowed you the skill to execute it the way you want so you go take poison damage in the corner for 1d8 rounds
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
inventing a new category of art called: ambitious smut
it's when you have a very specific idea in your head powered by the fire in your loins but the universe has not bestowed you the skill to execute it the way you want so you go take poison damage in the corner for 1d8 rounds
it's when you have a very specific idea in your head powered by the fire in your loins but the universe has not bestowed you the skill to execute it the way you want so you go take poison damage in the corner for 1d8 rounds
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Merry Imbolc! Imbolc is an ancient Celtic festival celebrating renewal and birth held on February 1st between the winter solstice and the spring equinox. The perfect time to reshare my Green Man mask. 🌿
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Merry Imbolc! Imbolc is an ancient Celtic festival celebrating renewal and birth held on February 1st between the winter solstice and the spring equinox. The perfect time to reshare my Green Man mask. 🌿
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The priest at my church got beat up at an anti-ICE protest on the peninsula this week, and when he showed up for Mass today with a black eye all the church ladies swooned like they had seen a Backstreet Boy.
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The priest at my church got beat up at an anti-ICE protest on the peninsula this week, and when he showed up for Mass today with a black eye all the church ladies swooned like they had seen a Backstreet Boy.
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read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
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What a hero. A mom who lost her pension to do what’s right. 1 bajillion times more courageous and heroic than so many leaders in politics, law, universities, corporations, media, and journalism
IRS executive Kathleen Walters was asked to break the law by the Trump administration, and refused.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
What a hero. A mom who lost her pension to do what’s right. 1 bajillion times more courageous and heroic than so many leaders in politics, law, universities, corporations, media, and journalism
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I fixed it for you.
February 1, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I fixed it for you.
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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dawg they’re 3D printing their own challenge coins. if i was dhs i’m packing my bag tonight and leaving before the sun comes up
second dance club of the night. Here’s what I got handed as I walked in. The feds are cooked
February 1, 2026 at 6:35 AM
dawg they’re 3D printing their own challenge coins. if i was dhs i’m packing my bag tonight and leaving before the sun comes up
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Modding is so awesome, being able to bring your character to life in ways the vanilla game can't. I love modding!!!
December 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Modding is so awesome, being able to bring your character to life in ways the vanilla game can't. I love modding!!!
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post-growth twins plane doodle
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
post-growth twins plane doodle
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November 16, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Then
her counterattack
her counterattack
November 30, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Then
her counterattack
her counterattack