Emperor Norton
@nortontheeternal.bsky.social
a bit of a gigglepuss
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Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit
Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
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If you follow me and you have no posts, no profile Pic, and no mutuals in common, no you don't. Enjoy that block, chump
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Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
gofund.me
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
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My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this.
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this.
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
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you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
I swear, it's always the dumbest comments of mine that earn the followback. The lesson I choose to learn from this is to Keep Getting Dumber
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I swear, it's always the dumbest comments of mine that earn the followback. The lesson I choose to learn from this is to Keep Getting Dumber
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btw, if you like any of the wallpaper sets... get them! They are literally free (or set your own price)
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
btw, if you like any of the wallpaper sets... get them! They are literally free (or set your own price)
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// My friend @craveninouterspace.bsky.social created this gorgeous synthwave cover version of a classic song. Give it a listen! youtu.be/YWexMxJPuoI
Neon Moon - Brooks & Dunn (Synthwave Cover)
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
// My friend @craveninouterspace.bsky.social created this gorgeous synthwave cover version of a classic song. Give it a listen! youtu.be/YWexMxJPuoI
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Yesterday @nortontheeternal.bsky.social and I were watching the satire American Dreamz and arguing over if Dick Cheney was still alive. We may have been doing that at the exact moment that fucking war criminal left this mortal coil and I think that’s beautiful.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yesterday @nortontheeternal.bsky.social and I were watching the satire American Dreamz and arguing over if Dick Cheney was still alive. We may have been doing that at the exact moment that fucking war criminal left this mortal coil and I think that’s beautiful.
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it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month!
five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job
five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
it's november and that means clammy the can of clam chowder expired TWENTY years ago this month!
five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job
five more years until i pop him open and see what's inside! please repost so's i can get internet famous and quit my job
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Trunk-or-Treat events have fueled distrust of our neighbors and led to the degradation of community in fundamental ways. In this essay I will…
November 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Trunk-or-Treat events have fueled distrust of our neighbors and led to the degradation of community in fundamental ways. In this essay I will…
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Hey #Wrestlesky. It's-a me.
Shits rough and i need a car real bad like to make work happen this winter.
So I am doing the thing yeah. *does the lil macho man wandering finger*
Every $100 donated gets you entered in a raffle for naming rights of the eventual car.
Please share widely!
🤼♀️
Shits rough and i need a car real bad like to make work happen this winter.
So I am doing the thing yeah. *does the lil macho man wandering finger*
Every $100 donated gets you entered in a raffle for naming rights of the eventual car.
Please share widely!
🤼♀️
Donate to Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Life, organized by Ella Tailor
Hello,
It's me your friendly Niche Microblogging Site's own Shitpos… Ella Tailor needs your support for Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Life
gofund.me
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hey #Wrestlesky. It's-a me.
Shits rough and i need a car real bad like to make work happen this winter.
So I am doing the thing yeah. *does the lil macho man wandering finger*
Every $100 donated gets you entered in a raffle for naming rights of the eventual car.
Please share widely!
🤼♀️
Shits rough and i need a car real bad like to make work happen this winter.
So I am doing the thing yeah. *does the lil macho man wandering finger*
Every $100 donated gets you entered in a raffle for naming rights of the eventual car.
Please share widely!
🤼♀️
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Always repostin'
October 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Always repostin'
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I just want to live in this world undisturbed and for others to have what they need to do the same.
October 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I just want to live in this world undisturbed and for others to have what they need to do the same.
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voyager, season 8, episode 14: coffee isn't for enough for janeway anymore. she uses her replicator rations to synthesize various stimulants. first cocaine, then meth, and finally she injects gila monster adrenaline directly into her eyeballs. meanwhile tom paris builds a new shuttle and fucks it
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
voyager, season 8, episode 14: coffee isn't for enough for janeway anymore. she uses her replicator rations to synthesize various stimulants. first cocaine, then meth, and finally she injects gila monster adrenaline directly into her eyeballs. meanwhile tom paris builds a new shuttle and fucks it
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They’re trying to force AI down our throats when they should be working on historically accurate linen that doesn’t wrinkle in my quick change basket.
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They’re trying to force AI down our throats when they should be working on historically accurate linen that doesn’t wrinkle in my quick change basket.
Sorry to all the recent followers I just blocked, but if you have 30k following, you're the rare kind of degenerate I don't fuck with
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sorry to all the recent followers I just blocked, but if you have 30k following, you're the rare kind of degenerate I don't fuck with