Emperor Norton
@nortontheeternal.bsky.social
a bit of a gigglepuss
All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit
Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit
Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
No worries, I got ya
August 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
No worries, I got ya
Hey, maybe if you spam out more calls to @democrats.org, senpai will finally notice you
By the way, you still haven't told me what my dastardly plan is. C'mon, what is it?
By the way, you still haven't told me what my dastardly plan is. C'mon, what is it?
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Hey, maybe if you spam out more calls to @democrats.org, senpai will finally notice you
By the way, you still haven't told me what my dastardly plan is. C'mon, what is it?
By the way, you still haven't told me what my dastardly plan is. C'mon, what is it?
As a former larper who spent a lot of time in the goth club, I feel seen
July 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
As a former larper who spent a lot of time in the goth club, I feel seen
Takis fuego are #1, but these are a close, close second. I could eat them every single day
July 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Takis fuego are #1, but these are a close, close second. I could eat them every single day
Hey man, lemme offer a fresh perspective
June 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hey man, lemme offer a fresh perspective
Without downloading any pics where are you at mentally
May 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Without downloading any pics where are you at mentally
Cross it with this one and make the trigger from one of Christ's finger bones
May 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Cross it with this one and make the trigger from one of Christ's finger bones
Gotta think this is pretty close
May 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Gotta think this is pretty close
Here are my girls. The ginger menace is Nutmeg, and the other is her sister Saunders. I love my little monsters 💜
April 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Here are my girls. The ginger menace is Nutmeg, and the other is her sister Saunders. I love my little monsters 💜
Oh yeah? What about you with a mustache, whata ya think of that?
February 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Oh yeah? What about you with a mustache, whata ya think of that?
There's only one person I'd trust to oversee all God's people
February 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There's only one person I'd trust to oversee all God's people
I will regain my old mutuals one dumb riff at a time
February 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I will regain my old mutuals one dumb riff at a time
If you see this, post a knight
February 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
If you see this, post a knight
Are you a fan of Westerns and/or Sam Raimi?
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Are you a fan of Westerns and/or Sam Raimi?
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
December 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
Actual photo of me
December 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Actual photo of me
...fuck.
Oh well, guess she goes to Mr. Slicey like the others
Oh well, guess she goes to Mr. Slicey like the others
December 24, 2024 at 10:22 PM
...fuck.
Oh well, guess she goes to Mr. Slicey like the others
Oh well, guess she goes to Mr. Slicey like the others
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 24, 2024 at 7:51 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
December 3, 2024 at 8:20 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.