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sleep is the thing i get four to five hours a night, i'm starting to look like yoda more and more every day. i did manage to take a 15 minute nap at my other job today, so that's a w

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

i hope your results are negative. is negative the good one?

and sure sure, but i don't have to do TWO jobs. and i didn't have to be in the office five days a week. this is costing me xtra gas, so less for spendy cards. and sleep, sweeet precious sleep 😑

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

welp, you could be my pal brian who's in the hospital waiting for the results of a bone marrow biopsy. or you could be me, who's covering for him at work 10.5 hours a day, so......

everything sucks everywhere 🥳

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 2d

eughhhhhh

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3d

Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social
I named one son "success" and my other son "failure" and guess which one ate the other in the womb:
That's right! The third triplet who we named "gothar the magnificent".

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 3d

this is GOLD

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Veronica Ridgeway @kelofulthar.bsky.social · 4d

Lmao so my cousin’s wife divorced him because she came out as a lesbian. She didn’t kick him out though, just moved him into the garage. She got married to her girlfriend, and has now divorced her because she decided that she was actually straight. So now all three live in the same house.

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 4d

HELLO @hallmark.bsky.social KEL HAS A SCRIPT TO PITCH

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 4d

thank you for the alt text so's i could figure out who's who & what's what

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 4d

kid rock as porta potties: thread

Kid Rock wearing pink and looking stupid.

A porta potty that matches the pink of his ugly ass shirt.

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 5d

oh. oh no.....

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 5d

no possums here just squirrels raccoons and coyotes take your pick

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Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 5d

gonna burn out before it'd ever get to trial 😭

Frank Yoda @thadjuggernuts.bsky.social · 5d

guy at work had a heart attack, i'm covering his job. all five days in the office, 10.5 hours a day + 3 hour commute. if i wasn't a coward i'd step in front of a bus