Season's Beatings
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just a monkey on a chinese calender
Pinned
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
10pm on a Saturday night and i don't have a bandaid big enough to cover my broken heart*
*burnt foot
*burnt foot
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 AM
10pm on a Saturday night and i don't have a bandaid big enough to cover my broken heart*
*burnt foot
*burnt foot
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The katy perry / Justin Trudeau situation is embarrassing for me as a Canadian
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The katy perry / Justin Trudeau situation is embarrassing for me as a Canadian
so yeah, i burnt the hell outta my foot last night with the gel pack. you uhhhhh wanna see something real gross?
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
so yeah, i burnt the hell outta my foot last night with the gel pack. you uhhhhh wanna see something real gross?
THIS time will be different i say to myself as i apply the frozen gel pack directly to my skin instead of wrapping it in a towel
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
THIS time will be different i say to myself as i apply the frozen gel pack directly to my skin instead of wrapping it in a towel
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It’s the
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
It’s the
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
Flaps of the tater
It’s the thrill of the fight
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we were too busy dooming about the scorpion and frog to see the beauty and joy of the raccoon and alligator
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
we were too busy dooming about the scorpion and frog to see the beauty and joy of the raccoon and alligator
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somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
somebody good with budgeting tell me what to do here or else i'm taking the president's advice and going to the casino with it
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
when they sing "holy infant, so tender and mild" i always think are you planning on eating that baby?
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*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
*loud as hell burp* “excuse me”
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TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU
special place in hell for "Do They Know Its Christmas" though, god that song is AWFUL
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUU
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Gretzky really doing his best to lower the world opinion of Canada's public education system here
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Gretzky really doing his best to lower the world opinion of Canada's public education system here
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Soup of the day: Meatloaf
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Soup of the day: Meatloaf
you could photoshop the clothes a little and plaster Star Wars: Skeleton Crew or The OC 2248 over the logo and i'd say "sure, that could be a tv show"
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
you could photoshop the clothes a little and plaster Star Wars: Skeleton Crew or The OC 2248 over the logo and i'd say "sure, that could be a tv show"
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
show me holly hunter, show me paul giamatti, show me becky lynch punching a alien through a wall but don't show me a buncha unrecognizable kids
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I’m sitting next to a space heater & a mini space heater this fucking rules, man, pre-electric age people were fools
December 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I’m sitting next to a space heater & a mini space heater this fucking rules, man, pre-electric age people were fools
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poking at the youths with a stick and saying "c'mon do something"
Sex has seemingly never been less stigmatized or easier to procure. Why isn't Gen Z having more of it? nyer.cm/Jxt9JsD...
Are Young People Having Enough Sex?
Confronted with a Vegas buffet of carnality, Generation Z appears to be losing its appetite.
nyer.cm
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 AM
poking at the youths with a stick and saying "c'mon do something"
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cocaine so white it sends its kids to private schools
cocaine so white they wrote a Christmas song about it
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
cocaine so white it sends its kids to private schools
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Really wish this came in adult sizes
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Really wish this came in adult sizes
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You don’t necessarily have to think it’s the greatest thing ever, but if you can’t at least appreciate the silliness of The Fifth Element, don’t talk to me
Ok, I have to ask. What's a movie that if someone doesn't like you'll hate them?
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You don’t necessarily have to think it’s the greatest thing ever, but if you can’t at least appreciate the silliness of The Fifth Element, don’t talk to me
1. people who laugh at their own jokes
2. armchair hockey GMs
3. hitler
2. armchair hockey GMs
3. hitler
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
1. people who laugh at their own jokes
2. armchair hockey GMs
3. hitler
2. armchair hockey GMs
3. hitler
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If I was presented with the option of the Canucks relocating but three years later Vancouver gets an expansion team with entirely new ownership I am taking that deal 100% of the time and I’m not joking
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
If I was presented with the option of the Canucks relocating but three years later Vancouver gets an expansion team with entirely new ownership I am taking that deal 100% of the time and I’m not joking
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One-a them parrot cats
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
One-a them parrot cats
you're never too old for back-breaking physical labor, kids
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
you're never too old for back-breaking physical labor, kids