David Ralin
@davidralin.bsky.social
juman with volvo 240 Stockholm syndrome, anarchisht, macaroni art peacenik
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For whatever reason I woke up from a dream about my friend who died at 17 from his Dacron aortic graft coming unplugged.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 AM
For whatever reason I woke up from a dream about my friend who died at 17 from his Dacron aortic graft coming unplugged.
Whoa that’s bonkers.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Whoa that’s bonkers.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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I don't think anyone loves Sam Altman.
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I don't think anyone loves Sam Altman.
Might take fifty years, but Amy Taylor of Amyl and the Sniffers will be recognized as the greatest love song lyricist of her generation.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Might take fifty years, but Amy Taylor of Amyl and the Sniffers will be recognized as the greatest love song lyricist of her generation.
iOS update: sure I love the ghostly locked screen stuff, it’s fantastic with all kinds of uncorrected vision on all light conditions
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
iOS update: sure I love the ghostly locked screen stuff, it’s fantastic with all kinds of uncorrected vision on all light conditions
Nobody’s pretending to be incompetent etc, and it’s always been fine.
What we need to is stop being evil, but techbris haven’t found a way to pyramid scheme err monetize that yet.
What we need to is stop being evil, but techbris haven’t found a way to pyramid scheme err monetize that yet.
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nobody’s pretending to be incompetent etc, and it’s always been fine.
What we need to is stop being evil, but techbris haven’t found a way to pyramid scheme err monetize that yet.
What we need to is stop being evil, but techbris haven’t found a way to pyramid scheme err monetize that yet.
Who. Wouldn’t.
Did I pay £15.99 for socks just for a dad joke? You bet your ass I did.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Who. Wouldn’t.
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however many trillions spent on developing Algorithms and hoovering up as much data as possible and amazon's recommendation algorithm still goes "oh you bought one window air conditioner? okay, do you want 15 more?"
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
however many trillions spent on developing Algorithms and hoovering up as much data as possible and amazon's recommendation algorithm still goes "oh you bought one window air conditioner? okay, do you want 15 more?"
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Pull-ups at the airport
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Pull-ups at the airport
Yesterday the Turkey drought began
Not one day without turkey since November 15
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yesterday the Turkey drought began
A Husker Du t-shirt would fix me
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
A Husker Du t-shirt would fix me
Ordered to add to my Anarchist PMP bookshelf
We can’t say whether or not reading, or merely possessing, these zines is a threat to the government. *That’s up to you.*
detritusbooks.com/des
detritusbooks.com/des
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ordered to add to my Anarchist PMP bookshelf
Aww, they could have had knotted downtown-encircling freeways eating a fifth of the land too?
Good to know our planners weren’t the only ones on this shit.
Good to know our planners weren’t the only ones on this shit.
“Vancouver killed the freeway because they didn’t want freeways to kill their neighborhoods.”
—Rick Cole
Here’s what planners had in mind for downtown #Vancouver in the 1960s. Protests, starting in Chinatown, stopped them. A “city of the future” model at the Museum of Vancouver.
—Rick Cole
Here’s what planners had in mind for downtown #Vancouver in the 1960s. Protests, starting in Chinatown, stopped them. A “city of the future” model at the Museum of Vancouver.
December 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Aww, they could have had knotted downtown-encircling freeways eating a fifth of the land too?
Good to know our planners weren’t the only ones on this shit.
Good to know our planners weren’t the only ones on this shit.
Psychothapy of LA drivers unmatched: we’ve added double-parking everywhere to the repertoire.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Psychothapy of LA drivers unmatched: we’ve added double-parking everywhere to the repertoire.
Lot of people standing where they shouldn’t and walking where they shouldn’t
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lot of people standing where they shouldn’t and walking where they shouldn’t
Starting a LA celebrity sighting tour company but it’s just a trip to the Costco on Los Feliz
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Starting a LA celebrity sighting tour company but it’s just a trip to the Costco on Los Feliz
We’re second-hand sponsors of this crap and murdering Venezuelan boat drivers, meanwhile China rolls up to our neighbors in the Caribbean with aid.
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
RSF massacres left Sudanese city ‘a slaughterhouse’, satellite images show
Up to 150,000 residents of El Fasher are missing since North Darfur capital fell to paramilitary Rapid Support Forces
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We’re second-hand sponsors of this crap and murdering Venezuelan boat drivers, meanwhile China rolls up to our neighbors in the Caribbean with aid.
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The RSF just attacked a kindergarten, killing at least 33 children in Sudan.
Meanwhile, the Trump Admin. continues to sell arms to the UAE, who are aiding these atrocities.
Imagine if Trump spent as much time trying to stop the killing, as he did getting the UAE to invest in his crypto coin.
Meanwhile, the Trump Admin. continues to sell arms to the UAE, who are aiding these atrocities.
Imagine if Trump spent as much time trying to stop the killing, as he did getting the UAE to invest in his crypto coin.
Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says
A drone attack by Sudanese paramilitary forces has hit a kindergarten in south-central Sudan, killing 50 people, including 33 children, according to a doctors’ group
www.washingtonpost.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The RSF just attacked a kindergarten, killing at least 33 children in Sudan.
Meanwhile, the Trump Admin. continues to sell arms to the UAE, who are aiding these atrocities.
Imagine if Trump spent as much time trying to stop the killing, as he did getting the UAE to invest in his crypto coin.
Meanwhile, the Trump Admin. continues to sell arms to the UAE, who are aiding these atrocities.
Imagine if Trump spent as much time trying to stop the killing, as he did getting the UAE to invest in his crypto coin.
Not one day without turkey since November 15
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Not one day without turkey since November 15
I like the spinal tap reworking, “now nothings gonna stop us now”
*Now
December 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I like the spinal tap reworking, “now nothings gonna stop us now”
Our Civilization will never fall until we run out of Fleetwood Mac songs to rediscover and run into the ground every two years
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Our Civilization will never fall until we run out of Fleetwood Mac songs to rediscover and run into the ground every two years
Who is this guy?
Great news for Canadians.
We're diversifying our trade partners and building big at home — creating new career opportunities for Canadians, especially young people.
We're diversifying our trade partners and building big at home — creating new career opportunities for Canadians, especially young people.
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Who is this guy?
What are the giant space hands doing to the earth?
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
What are the giant space hands doing to the earth?