Dread Pirate Ralin
@davidralin.bsky.social
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juman with volvo 240 Stockholm syndrome, anarchisht, macaroni art peacenik ☕️ 🚲 🧪🚲🔬🚲
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davidralin.bsky.social
Tony Moon has always been an asshole, a blowhard, a fraud.
davidralin.bsky.social
He’s “rooftop Korean 7” because he never got more than 7 miles from his mom’s house in San Gabriel during the ‘92 uprising.
davidralin.bsky.social
He’s “rooftop Korean 7” because he never got more than 7 miles from his mom’s house in San Gabriel during the ‘92 uprising.
davidralin.bsky.social
Without relevance to anything current, I learned all of my holocaust jokes at OSRUI summer camp.
davidralin.bsky.social
Whither thou, cricket-bringer?
Reposted by Dread Pirate Ralin
cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
look we've all spent a lot of time thinking about what kind of knives our mutuals would carry based upon their posting styles
davidralin.bsky.social
40 billion would cover one percent of our cost-plus-20-percent illness budget
davidralin.bsky.social
In an interview in the late 90s, Rick Sims of Didjits says the cover of Killboy Powerhead bought him a house.

A testament to Corey and Lisa Rusk’s ethos and integrity as well.
gamerstavernshow.com
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:

Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
faineg.bsky.social
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
davidralin.bsky.social
I want

to be

a cowboy
helldude.bsky.social
i want computer to make movie for me. i want computer to talk to me. i want computer to take my job. i want to fuck computer. i want computer to mock and devalue the very spark of ingenuity and creativity that makes us human
sciam.bsky.social
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
davidralin.bsky.social
Les Stroud’s Wild Harvest is a pretentious sham of a show
davidralin.bsky.social
Sounds high, but we’re old, and we have one new below-median $ hybrid driven median miles, and one 35yo car driven 1/3 of the median.

Mostly young folks and insurance? Remembering that at 21 with a clean record and a Mazda 323 I was paying nearly twice as much. Not adjusting for inflation either.
davidralin.bsky.social
Explains this fifty something guy’s “a familiar sweetness” perception
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
davidralin.bsky.social
Hey everyone back off, they’re just asking questions.
davidralin.bsky.social
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internethippo.bsky.social
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
davidralin.bsky.social
Unreservedly love this design and the story
guilhernunes.bsky.social
I remember that while I was making this pattern, a neighbor who is a police officer and whose ex-wife now has a restraining order against him due to domestic violence was trying to convince me to open a business involving fake Adidas shirts with him
bat pattern
davidralin.bsky.social
It just severely sprinkled for about five minutes

#larain
davidralin.bsky.social
I’m just gonna say it: ALDI bagels are antisemitic
davidralin.bsky.social
Our era is going to be remembered forever, if that’s any consolation
unusualwhales.bsky.social
AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW
davidralin.bsky.social
Wheeeeeee!
unusualwhales.bsky.social
AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW
davidralin.bsky.social
It was a connector, which needed cleaning, and a faulty bulb socket, which needed bending to engage the circuit board, and the bulb itself. Bad design and bad vibes, but voltmeter ftw.
davidralin.bsky.social
What a guy wants to do when he gets home after 14 hours is chase the electrical gremlins in the Volvo 244, which is parked on a corner of a 5-way intersection of 5-lane arterial just across the light rail crossing, without any lights.
davidralin.bsky.social
Damn the datas, damn all the datas to hell!
davidralin.bsky.social
And that’s only after providing passwords only my wife and I can access.
davidralin.bsky.social
Now I need to provide different sequences of eight digits to prove I’m me right now to thirty different companies in any given week.
davidralin.bsky.social
Too much IT involvement in our lives. I just want to be free, free to ride my machines.
davidralin.bsky.social
2FA is 2FwU
davidralin.bsky.social
Now I need to provide different sequences of eight digits to prove I’m me right now to thirty different companies in any given week.