Nate Getrich
ngetrich.bsky.social
Nate Getrich
@ngetrich.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red rural mountain county in Colorado. Trying to complete my PhD before I retire. Dog dad. If I have free time you can find me sharing love with pitties at the local shelter. Let's drown out the hate with kindness. Not here for DMs.
Mike Johnson's sole accomplishment of 2025 was tying himself to that chair.
December 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If there is any justice, that will be later today.
Living for the day when that vile gargoyle's name is crowbarred off the building.
December 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Next us is the renaming of Trump-Washington monument.
December 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
For the kid's sake, I hope there was a sperm donor involved.
That’s pretty literal.
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He went to 11.
So sad. It's hard to imagine a world that doesn't include Stand by Me, When Harry Met Sally, The Princess Bride, A Few Good Men, Spinal Tap, and so many others. A toast to the family, to art and to leaving something beautiful behind. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/m...
Rob Reiner, Actor Who Went on to Direct Classic Films, Dies at 78
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He includes sleep and every hour he spends brainstorming ways to ignore what is going on as work.
Mr. Speaker, can you comment on the president’s social media post about Rob Reiner after he was murdered?

I didn’t see the post. I’ve been very busy. I work 22 hours a day.
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Reposted by Nate Getrich
#GVerse Once you see how fast food is made, you may change your mind about eating it: 😱🤣 Sorry Not Sorry! 😅
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Will the robot farmers lobby to keep Daylight Savings?
"As my fellow farmers talked about tariffs and consolidation I realized all this would be moot in a few years.I mentioned that farmerless farms were on the horizon.Seeing skeptical looks around the table I said it reminded me of Kodak.'They planned to go digital in 10 years.They were bankrupt in 2."
Farmerless farms are on the horizon
Robotics – the last nail in rural America’s coffin
open.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Pretty sure he doesn't know where his brain is located.
Thoughts on how to hate this treasonous motherfucker more?

Asking for a friend.
December 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Obviously they haven't had time to build out the infrastructure for a false flag operation yet.
this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If Jr. supports your primary opponent, doesn't that guarantee your win?
Lots and lots of threats today.
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
All he needs to do is announce his imminent suicide and markets would respond.
Trump is going on an extended rant about how the market should go up when he announces good news. He's the most transparent person on the planet.
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Those ICE will detain directly to pad their arrest numbers.
I guarantee you an exception will be made for FIFA World Cup fans, players, coaches, and team officials. Bookmark it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Based on the maturity of his cabinet, I'm shocked there haven't been more leaked images of Trump's face covered by dicks drawn with black Sharpie pens.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
and well into the next term if another Republican is elected. But it will be the next elected Democrat's fault on the day of the election well before power is transitioned.
Are they going to do "it's all Joe bidens fault" for trump's entire term?
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Reposted by Nate Getrich
An important opinion piece, because it lays out the facts.
www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Some might argue the most corrupt political leader in world history.
Quick reminder: Donald Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Who would get out of the box when you observe a giant carrying around someone your size it its mouth?
This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Pretty sure someone besides Trump authored the affordable claim on his behalf. Not sure anyone has bothered to inform him that 'affordable' and 'affidability' are essentially the same thing except one is an adjective and the other a noun. First grade English is beyond him.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well the Trump family grift economy is enriching him personally at previously unknown levels.
I'm not sure what taxpayer funded fantasyland the President is living in, but I don't think a single one of my constituents in NW Ohio would grade the economy as an A+. This isn’t reality, it’s pure fiction.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I might even watch if the ball was dipped into canola oil each down.
Football would be more entertaining if it had more plays with 3 turnovers on the same play.
December 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Not sure about Peace Prize, but Ghouliana is their MVP.
has Four Seasons Total Landscaping announced the recipient of their Peace Prize yet
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sadly her unleashing of Dr. Oz is the more imminent threat to the survival of humanity and her hunt of Dr. Phil is only newbie zone side quest.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Reposted by Nate Getrich
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Reposted by Nate Getrich
SNL on Trump’s fake peace prize.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM