Jessica
@myusernamewasatypo.bsky.social
I sell fruits and vegetables in Portland. I miss the fail whale. Lurker.
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Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whole bunch of stuff beginning to make a lot of sense.
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TFW you switch teams from "protects but does not bind" to "binds but does not protect"
Trump literally putting Marge’s life in danger because she wants to see the Epstein files
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
TFW you switch teams from "protects but does not bind" to "binds but does not protect"
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Keep that loneliness epidemic going, ladies!
Generic Ballot Polling Among:
Married Men:
🔴 GOP: 53%
🔵 DEM: 39%
Single Men:
🔵 DEM: 53%
🔴 GOP: 41%
Cygnal / Nov 6, 2025
(Republican Leaning Pollster)
Married Men:
🔴 GOP: 53%
🔵 DEM: 39%
Single Men:
🔵 DEM: 53%
🔴 GOP: 41%
Cygnal / Nov 6, 2025
(Republican Leaning Pollster)
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Keep that loneliness epidemic going, ladies!
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Holy shit dawg
Breaking news: Newly released documents from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate show that he appeared to be texting a member of Congress during a congressional hearing investigating Donald Trump, and that those texts may have influenced the lawmaker’s questions.
Epstein appeared to text with House member during Cohen hearing, documents show
Newly released documents from the convicted sex offender’s estate include text messages from him that appear to influence the lawmaker’s questions to President Donald Trump’s personal attorney at a 20...
wapo.st
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Holy shit dawg
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Begging for people to acknowledge that this was the election the Democrats won...
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Begging for people to acknowledge that this was the election the Democrats won...
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Y'all.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Y'all.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
Today was picture day for the Airport therapy dogs.
Trying to bring back those 2020 greatest hits!
Sorry, but Blinding Lights isn't on the radio and you aren't getting us to fight for your propaganda videos.
Sorry, but Blinding Lights isn't on the radio and you aren't getting us to fight for your propaganda videos.
Enrique Tarrio is indeed here and currently chatting it up with honey badger. They also walked over here together from down the block
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Trying to bring back those 2020 greatest hits!
Sorry, but Blinding Lights isn't on the radio and you aren't getting us to fight for your propaganda videos.
Sorry, but Blinding Lights isn't on the radio and you aren't getting us to fight for your propaganda videos.
Bluesky finally caught up.
Anti Clinton sentiment is just Bi-erasure, but we aren’t ready for that conversation.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Bluesky finally caught up.
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‘I was living day by day:’ Portland woman detained by immigration authorities for 4 months getting back on her feet
by Yesenia Amaro
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
by Yesenia Amaro
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
‘I was living day by day:’ Portland woman detained by immigration authorities for 4 months getting back on her feet
For Jackie Merlos, reuniting with her four young children has been bittersweet because her husband is now thousands of miles away in Honduras.
www.oregonlive.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
‘I was living day by day:’ Portland woman detained by immigration authorities for 4 months getting back on her feet
by Yesenia Amaro
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
by Yesenia Amaro
@oregonian.com
www.oregonlive.com/politics/202...
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“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
www.npr.org
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
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The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
And the fact that Bluesky isn’t participating is just proof it’s Twitter 2.0 - politely ignoring things deemed too shocking to repeat. Which is how we got here in the first place.
TikTok is having a TIME over Big Beautiful Bill and Donica Blewinsky. If you aren’t enjoying this moment, please please don’t miss out!
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
And the fact that Bluesky isn’t participating is just proof it’s Twitter 2.0 - politely ignoring things deemed too shocking to repeat. Which is how we got here in the first place.
TikTok is having a TIME over Big Beautiful Bill and Donica Blewinsky. If you aren’t enjoying this moment, please please don’t miss out!
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
TikTok is having a TIME over Big Beautiful Bill and Donica Blewinsky. If you aren’t enjoying this moment, please please don’t miss out!
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here at the Paper of Record, when an open white supremacist leaks someone's college application in an attempt to imply he got unfair race-based special treatment, even though he was rejected, we know what to do: publish it immediately prospect.org/2025/07/09/2...
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
here at the Paper of Record, when an open white supremacist leaks someone's college application in an attempt to imply he got unfair race-based special treatment, even though he was rejected, we know what to do: publish it immediately prospect.org/2025/07/09/2...
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looks like Epstein also sent a version of this email to Wolff
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
looks like Epstein also sent a version of this email to Wolff
In Trump 1 they just did a better job covering up their bias in favor of the administration.
But a lot of us noticed how often they'd blare Bill Barr's lies (the summary ahead of the report that said the opposite) and quietly correct them in a way no one noticed, later.
But a lot of us noticed how often they'd blare Bill Barr's lies (the summary ahead of the report that said the opposite) and quietly correct them in a way no one noticed, later.
something I find very telling is the attitude among normie dems these days
in Trump 1.0, the Times was the center of the “resistance” - often fueling with the Post for what felt like daily scoops
in Trump 2.0, the paper’s disinterest in actual adversarial reporting is noticeable and people are mad
in Trump 1.0, the Times was the center of the “resistance” - often fueling with the Post for what felt like daily scoops
in Trump 2.0, the paper’s disinterest in actual adversarial reporting is noticeable and people are mad
I think there are a number of people employed at the New York Times -- certainly not all of them, but many! -- who simply do not grasp how badly the paper's credibility has been shaken over the past few years, along several different axes, and for multiple different reasons
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
In Trump 1 they just did a better job covering up their bias in favor of the administration.
But a lot of us noticed how often they'd blare Bill Barr's lies (the summary ahead of the report that said the opposite) and quietly correct them in a way no one noticed, later.
But a lot of us noticed how often they'd blare Bill Barr's lies (the summary ahead of the report that said the opposite) and quietly correct them in a way no one noticed, later.
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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Merrick garland is the fuckup of a lifetime. He better not ever stick his head out in public life because no one finds him credible
The horrifying emails coming from the Estate (and not the DOJ) made me think about something else. Merrick Garland had access to all the Epstein Files and I'm sure he knows what's in them and he could've gone after Trump for that in addition to J6 but he didn't. Garland protected pedos.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Merrick garland is the fuckup of a lifetime. He better not ever stick his head out in public life because no one finds him credible
And yet, after he was fired for ethical lapses they didn’t conduct a review. I don’t buy it.
Okay, I'm about to block this woman, but for people who in *good faith* don't understand this, a work email does not mean your employer is reading your communications, and in newsrooms it *very much* does not mean that for source protection and liability reasons.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
And yet, after he was fired for ethical lapses they didn’t conduct a review. I don’t buy it.
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Oh man, I've haven't been able to do a "Wow, this really blew up!" in years. Anyway you may enjoy my book.
www.etsy.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Oh man, I've haven't been able to do a "Wow, this really blew up!" in years. Anyway you may enjoy my book.
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No [drawn-in comma] new wars!
I was told "no new wars"
Per @jenniferjjacobs.bsky.social, DOD presented Trump with plans for strikes in Venezuela yesterday, including on the ground. Astonishing to see the U.S. on the brink of another regime-change invasion with essentially none of the pre-2003 effort to rationalize it domestically and internationally.
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No [drawn-in comma] new wars!
Absolutely everything the @nytimes.com published over the last decade makes more sense if you see their mission as providing as much palatability and plausible deniability for the far right wing as they can while maintaining their liberal-ish reader base.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Absolutely everything the @nytimes.com published over the last decade makes more sense if you see their mission as providing as much palatability and plausible deniability for the far right wing as they can while maintaining their liberal-ish reader base.
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Trump spent his first Thanksgiving after getting elected President with Jeffrey Epstein. 2017.