Matt Tobey
@mtobey.bsky.social
Past: Comedy Central, The Onion
Future: Dead
📍Michigan
He/him
Future: Dead
📍Michigan
He/him
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I'm only excited about Avatar because now that they've done air, water, and fire, the fourth one will logically be pudding
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm only excited about Avatar because now that they've done air, water, and fire, the fourth one will logically be pudding
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
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Make America Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth Again
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Make America Understand The Words That Are Coming Out Of My Mouth Again
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[1:1] On the seventh day God rested.
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well.
[1.3] Resting whips ass he said.
[1.4] It was all formless and empty
and always would be.
[1.5] And none of this ever happened to any of us.
[1.6] We were all resting too.
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well.
[1.3] Resting whips ass he said.
[1.4] It was all formless and empty
and always would be.
[1.5] And none of this ever happened to any of us.
[1.6] We were all resting too.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[1:1] On the seventh day God rested.
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well.
[1.3] Resting whips ass he said.
[1.4] It was all formless and empty
and always would be.
[1.5] And none of this ever happened to any of us.
[1.6] We were all resting too.
[1.2] And for the six days straight before that as well.
[1.3] Resting whips ass he said.
[1.4] It was all formless and empty
and always would be.
[1.5] And none of this ever happened to any of us.
[1.6] We were all resting too.
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1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
1/ A longtime Wired editor just wrote a mush-brained essay about how he totally missed the political rot of Silicon Valley (& still doesn't get it).
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
But in the late 1990s, a Wired journalist warned of a toxic ideology bubbling up from tech. Paulina Borsook has largely been erased. Let's change that
My “TI’s friend never urinated on me” shirt is raising a lot of questions…
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My “TI’s friend never urinated on me” shirt is raising a lot of questions…
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
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The elite press understands solidarity, just not with any of you.
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The elite press understands solidarity, just not with any of you.
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Tonight! Come see Diane and I wing it as we're also operating the projector, the sound board, and lighting system that we're totally unfamiliar with!
Detroit-area folks!
My wife and I are hosting a FREE MOVIE event titled UVTV showcasing sunny movies/shorts for the dreary fall and winter months.
Our first screening is PURPLE NOON (1960) this Thursday 11/13 at 8PM at Planet Ant in Hamtramck, MI. (And a fun short!)
Come by if you're in the area!
My wife and I are hosting a FREE MOVIE event titled UVTV showcasing sunny movies/shorts for the dreary fall and winter months.
Our first screening is PURPLE NOON (1960) this Thursday 11/13 at 8PM at Planet Ant in Hamtramck, MI. (And a fun short!)
Come by if you're in the area!
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tonight! Come see Diane and I wing it as we're also operating the projector, the sound board, and lighting system that we're totally unfamiliar with!
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Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
![From: Steve Bannon I
Sent: 4/23/2019 4:06:36 PM
To: Michael Wolff _________________________________1
CC: Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
Subject: Re: Announcing the 2019 Hillman Prize winners
Importance: High
Fix always in
On Apr 23, 2019, at 9:06 AM, Michael Wolff <
> wrote:
Look at the judges on this thing: the right-thinking establishment to a tee (to a Ta-Nihisi).
On Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 2:57 PM Steve Bannon < wrote:
Pile on](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreicowtp72c5t277drs3dolmxwnxoa5fks2u4znpvsyoq4kbtt22i4i@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Michael Wolff, Steve Bannon and Jeffrey Epstein taking time out of their day covering up the world's most famous pedophile ring to complain about Ta-Nehesi Coates.
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car
he was married at the time
he was married at the time
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jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
jd vance post: erm mom can you pick me up? liberals are trusting the word of *checks notes* jeffrey epstein??
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
trump post: "THE CORRECT TERM FOR THE PRESIDENT IS EPHEBOPHILE NOT PEDOPHILE" - THE GREAT MARK LEVIN ON FOX NEWS
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
Dereliction of responsibility by the court. It is so flagrantly illegal. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-wis...
Wisconsin Appeals Court Won't Stop Musk's $1 Million Payments To Voters After AG Sues
A Wisconsin appellate court has denied the state Democratic attorney general’s request to stop billionaire Elon Musk from handing over $1 million checks to two voters at a rally planned for Sunday, ju...
www.huffpost.com
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
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Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Joyce Carol Oates please post about how Musk has never known the joy of tackling a Grizzly Bear Cub
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