mr. snit
@mrsnit.bsky.social
fairly heavyset MAN; never convicted.
almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
almost perfect IQ 😎👌🚬
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mr. snit
@mrsnit.bsky.social
· Nov 16
When civilization crumbles and I emerge as the Warlord of the Isles, I will legalize all forms of nudity.
"all your favs will be in the Epstein files"
You know who isn't in the files?
You know who isn't in the files?
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
"all your favs will be in the Epstein files"
You know who isn't in the files?
You know who isn't in the files?
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Oh, is there a jinglekeys happening?
February 3, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Oh, is there a jinglekeys happening?
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A cigarette that makes you stronger
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A cigarette that makes you stronger
*waking up within space and time*
Not again
Not again
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
*waking up within space and time*
Not again
Not again
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it would be so baller to swallow a battery
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
it would be so baller to swallow a battery
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by popular demand, the shirt I made of the original World Wide Web logo and slogan from 1991 is back in stock at drewtoothpaste.com along with a few other items
January 29, 2026 at 10:24 PM
by popular demand, the shirt I made of the original World Wide Web logo and slogan from 1991 is back in stock at drewtoothpaste.com along with a few other items
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Elon Musk: i could easily rape young women all by myself, i didn’t need jeffrey epstein’s help
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Elon Musk: i could easily rape young women all by myself, i didn’t need jeffrey epstein’s help
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
new conspiracy theory: the world's greatest pizzeria was hidden under Epstein's child sex island
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
new conspiracy theory: the world's greatest pizzeria was hidden under Epstein's child sex island
All ICE agents deserve the wall
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 PM
All ICE agents deserve the wall
don't worry I'm just a coincidence
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
don't worry I'm just a coincidence
I'm starting to question the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I'm starting to question the integrity of the FIFA Peace Prize
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Soup of the day (submitted by @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com): Poutine
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Soup of the day (submitted by @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com): Poutine
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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We need to bring back the old gods
December 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We need to bring back the old gods
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They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
They’re replacing all banks with shrines to the Old Gods. People will be awarded or cursed after a series of trials designed to test one’s ability to writhe under pressure
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
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Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Bank of America first started offering credit cards to women in 1974
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
hmm yes and which wine pairs best with my IBS medication?
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hmm yes and which wine pairs best with my IBS medication?